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Friday Ephemera (780)

August 15, 2025 91 Comments

All the fun of the fair. || A ride to remember. || Batman in a jam. || Her eyelash curler broke and her underwear keeps going missing. || “Mom, guess what?” || He wants to talk about greed. || Game over. || Incoming. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || The engineering of Mount Rushmore. || Just checking what you are. || Variation on a theme. || Very modern moral problems. || Novelty evaporates. || I remember seeing this one here well into the 80s. || Bag athleticism. || When you have a bedlamite infestation. || Because her big day was all about him. || I renounce the devil and all his works. || Yes, but how hard? || She doesn’t want the rubber room. || She’s not going to take it any more. || Tree house. || Truck life. || Replacing lost fingers with grafted toes. || And for seekers of challenge, I bring sex-toy news.

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August 12, 2025 160 Comments

For newcomers, some items from the archives:

The Wellbeing Of Burglars.

Because burglars are special and deserving, unlike you.

The bill’s sponsor, Rick Chavez Zbur, claims, “The bill’s goal is to prevent wannabe vigilantes… from provoking violence and then claiming self-defense after the fact.” Which suggests that finding intruders in your home, or breaking into your home, intent on thievery and God knows what else, is somehow not in itself an obvious provocation. Or a basis for vigorous self-defence.

Instead, the bill would oblige homeowners to “retreat” wherever possible, thereby reducing the risk of “force likely to cause death or great bodily injury” to the burglar or burglars, whose wellbeing is apparently a matter of great importance, if only to progressive lawmakers. This restriction is framed as a “safety” measure, albeit one that prioritises the safety of the criminal, who will presumably be enabled to continue his trajectory of repeated home invasion, but with reduced resistance and ever greater boldness.

But remember, wokeness is just about being compassionate.

To assume that a home invader is anything less than an existential threat is, as seen in the links below, foolish in the extreme – and morally perverse. It may be unkind – but it would not, I think, be unfair – to wish upon Mr Zbur and his fellow progressives some first-hand experience of the home-invasion scenarios that they would happily see others endure, passively and impotently, and sometimes not survive, supposedly in the name of “progress.” And fairness to burglars.

Only Suckers Pay Their Way.

Or, my activist lifestyle should be subsidised by others, the less important.

Readers may recall our previous visits to the world of glamorised fare-dodging – for instance, in Washington DC, where progressive commuters, including lecturers, lawyers and screenwriters, aired their “exhausted rage,” not at the rapidly growing number of freeloaders eroding social trust and bankrupting the transport network, but at those careless enough to notice such things.

Because noticing routine and shameless thievery is apparently much worse than indulging in it. And certainly more likely to result in opprobrium.

Peer-Reviewed, You Say.

Poking through the wreckage of academic literature.

Such is the radical heft of the Journal of Lesbian Studies. Where other topics of deep pondering include “lesbian-dog relationalities and becomings,” and “lesbian, non-binary, and trans-dog intimacies.” Empowered feminist ladies and their erotic entanglements with pets is, you’ll recall, a subject we’ve touched on before.

Scenes From The Zombie Apocalypse.

There is, it turns out, a time and a place for running people over.

There’s an implied dare. The game being, “You won’t do what’s needed, despite our alarming and menacing behaviour, because you’re nicer than us, less vain, and not unhinged, and so we can dominate you and terrorise you, and break your stuff, for as long as we want, for shits and giggles.”

Well. I would suggest that the activists’ own actions render their wellbeing of very low importance.

Again, people who behave in this way cannot be relied on to observe normal moral boundaries. Are their victims, their chosen targets, those alarmed drivers and passengers, the ones just going about their business – are they supposed to assume that the mob of unhinged aggressors exulting in their capture and harassment will not press their advantage and do something worse?

“The masked, screaming people are only blocking our path and surrounding us.”

“Now they’re only smashing the windscreen and pulling at the door handles.”

“And now they’re only…”

At what point, precisely, would one’s alarm be considered sufficient?

For those craving more, this is a pretty good place to start.

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His Fabulist Pronouns Were Nonetheless Observed

August 10, 2025 95 Comments

And in don’t-mention-the-mental-illness news:

A “diaper fetishist” who repeatedly dumped soiled nappies outside nurseries and was caught raking through bins semi-naked has been given a suspended prison sentence.

I should perhaps point out that it doesn’t get better as we go on.

Abbi Taylor also smeared faeces on children’s bottles and was filmed with her [sic] trousers down in a bin at a South Shields block of flats, Newcastle Crown Court heard.

As I was saying.

Taylor, who identifies as female, had a history of similar offending in the Nottingham area before moving to the North East, the court heard. Taylor, who admitted depositing controlled waste and breaching a court order that had banned the 46-year-old from attending nurseries or climbing into bins, was jailed for two years suspended for two years.

I suppose we could take a moment to ponder the fact that there are creatures, cross-dressing middle-aged men, for whom it is necessary to conjure court orders to deter them from attending nurseries, as if they were children, and from climbing into wheelie bins. While wearing soiled nappies.

I’ll give you a minute.

Staff at nurseries in Jarrow, Cleadon, and South Shields frequently arrived at work to find bags of soiled adult nappies dumped on their doorsteps… Initially it was believed the waste was left accidentally by nursery workers or even dumped as part of a campaign by a childcare rival, the court heard.

Cut-throat business, childcare.

Investigations revealed the nappies were larger than those used by the children and on one occasion sections of carpet smeared with faeces were found in the dumped bags.

Hey, I’m just reading what it says here.

Taylor had 90 offences on her [sic] criminal record, many committed under the previous name of Martin Tarling,

That’s 90. Nine zero.

and in November 2014, Taylor was found partially clothed in a bin of nappies, the court heard. A Facebook account search found a post Taylor had made depicting herself [sic] in cartoon form wearing a nappy, with a caption declaring she [sic] was an “adult baby diaper lover”…

No, we’ve come this far. We must push on.

In mitigation, Nick Lane… said psychiatric reports confirmed [Taylor’s motivations] were “not simply linked to sexual arousal” but could symbolise a more “carefree” time in a person’s life with a “return to childhood innocence” providing “psychological comfort” and a “unique form of self expression.”

Mr Taylor, since you ask, “was also ordered to do 100 hours’ unpaid work and will have to wear a GPS tag for a year.” So that’s everything taken care of. I’m sure we’ll hear no more of Mr Taylor’s excremental self-expression.

A resident at a flat block in South Shields caught Taylor naked from the waist down inside a bin bag in a wheelie bin in the communal waste store… The man filmed Taylor pulling up her [sic] trousers and fleeing, the court heard.

Said video of the gentleman in question, doing his lady business, in a wheelie bin, in a totally ladylike manner, can be found at the link above.

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Friday Ephemera (779)

August 8, 2025 118 Comments

Dexterity detected. || Dog relocation device. || Heck yeah. || Recording studio clients. || Incoming. || Incoming 2. || Actual Cardassian TV/VCR combo, only $495. || Mr Pelzer’s book list. || Look away now. || Being a belligerent moron, she couldn’t help herself. || Maximum womanhood. || Big stick. || Droppings. || Using the wrong holes. || She’s waiting for “waves of uprising,” and he “wants to perform abortions in a church.” They have a fanbase. || Empowered-female journalism. || The progressive retail experience, parts 644, 645, 646, 647, and 648. || Medieval medical recipes. From dove faeces and fox lungs to salted owl and weasel testicles. || Gyrating water. || You want one and you know it. || Not unfair. || Fashion police. || And finally, menfolk, reclaim your glide and coverage.

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Like Encouragement And Gratitude, But Spendable

August 4, 2025 190 Comments

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It’s what keeps this place here.

For newcomers wishing to know more about what’s been going on here for the last eighteen years, in over 3,000 posts and 200,000 comments, the Reheated series is a pretty good place to start – in particular, the end-of-year summaries, which convey the fullest flavour of what it is we do. A sort of blog concentrate. If you like what you find there… well, there’s lots more of that.

Do take a moment to poke through the discussion threads too. The posts are intended as starting points, not full stops, and the comments are where much of the good stuff is waiting to be found. And do please join in.

As always, thanks for the support, the comments, and the company.

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