He Was Drying Himself, But Quite Vigorously
Remember that thing, the thing that never happens?
Well, by now you know the drill:
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Man pretending to be a woman caught m*sturbating in the women’s bathroom with women present
“I’m allowed to be in here… I’m a transgender.” https://t.co/gBdrwePPGd
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 5, 2026
Or, How dare you bigots object to his incongruous masturbation in the women’s bathroom?
The young lady unnerved by this exercise in suspiciously vigorous towelling recounts her experience here:
One might think this would be an uncontroversial point. A statement of the obvious, or formerly obvious. Readers will, however, note the inertness of the staff, at a Planet Fitness gym in Concord, California, and the young lady’s air of resignation, of futility, as if her experience were merely something to which she, and by extension all women, are expected to become accustomed.
In this thrilling age of progress.
Previously, in the super-inclusive bathrooms of Planet Fitness:
You see, in the progressive pecking order, the fantasies of sexually dysmorphic men – and the preferences of male sex offenders – are of much greater importance than any “discomfort” felt by the women and girls on whom the former groups choose to impose themselves.
Women and girls whose role, it seems, is merely to understand and tacitly affirm. To be reluctant accessories to some strange man’s psychodrama, while remaining free of judgement. Which is frowned upon.
“Staff,” we’re told, “also promised to warn him not to expose himself to other people.”
Because the modern, not-at-all-insane response to repeated acts of indecency and sexual intimidation – by a predatory man in the women’s changing rooms – is to ask him not to keep waving his erection at women and children. On grounds that what he’s waving could somehow be a lady’s penis. Such is the sophistication of our times.
So, ladies. Or actual ladies, I should say. Are you feeling all that sensitivity and progress, that rush towards utopia?
No.
I denounce your failure to be fashionably inclusive.
We used to know what these men are.
Why, it’s almost as if the act of transgression, the imposition, and the inevitable discomfort of women and girls, were very much part of the attraction.
But no, we mustn’t think that.
[ Begins grim ritual of denuding Christmas tree. ]
Punching needed.
Why, it’s almost as if the act of transgression, the imposition, and the inevitable discomfort of women and girls, were very much part of the attraction.
Indeed, had the young woman reacted by angrily punching the door of the stall and shouting, “Stop jerking yourself off,” I daresay that would have had the effect of helping him reach a more satisfying climax. Just as you can expect him to go home and replay the actual event in his mind for further titillation.
But . . . it won’t be enough. Next time the stall door is left ajar, just to see how far the proverbial envelope can be pushed.
Yet there are progressives who are determined not to see a problem:
For instance.
I’m certain that some of the Smart People I’ve known would “explain” that there is no problem because the women cannot actually see him, only his shadow.
As the linked interview illustrates, quite vividly, they will tie themselves in knots.
One more time. High in neuroticism, low in conscientiousness.
Ours are all packed away. I want to put them up again.
The thing I’ll miss is the laser projector, with which we ‘decorated’ the large oak trees in the garden. One of the more pleasing moments of the holidays involved several neighbours expressing their bewilderment and approval and dragging out small children to look, while having no idea how we’d managed to (apparently) drape a hundred yards of fairy lights up sixty-foot trees.
I think we’ll do that again next time.
That virtue? It’s all fake. All performative.
Blind auditions were instituted to protect women and minorities from possible discrimination. Now they are being eliminated in order to privilege less-skilled women and minorities.
Only the most virulent bigots would see any danger from a transwoman.
Several years ago when North Carolina was debating open bathrooms for trans, there were online debates somewhere (Reason.com?). The proponents were insisting that there was no danger, and that it was already illegal to “take photos” in a bathroom, as if that was the only danger, and insisting that there are stalls, so there. That trans might be leering at women adjusting their clothing and might be exposing themselves….crickets. The problem with locker rooms where women and girls get undressed….more crickets. A veritable plague of crickets.
At my local YMCA I complained for years about men bringing their toddler girls into the mens locker room to change for swimming. No perverts just dads trying their best but it made me uncomfortable. They finally came up with the cash to remodel and created family change rooms with actual doors surrounding lockers to put your stuff. Good solution.
That’s becoming a signature of our times on many fronts. The pretence that things one might rightly consider hazardous – from a massive influx of costly and inassimilable migrants, and power grid vulnerability, to allowing creepy men in women’s spaces – are now, somehow, tickety-boo and nothing to be concerned about.
All evidence to the contrary.
That’s always one of the first things the “smart” idiots say.
But has he had his pregnancy test?
When I’m allowed to join a men-only gym (or cigar lounge, or golf club) I’ll start caring about this.
Figure it out yourselves, ladies.
“Nobody’s gonna hurt you bro”. That’s where they got it wrong. And that’s where the women should start banding together and taking care of the problem kinetically, instead of hoping it will go away.
Daniel Ream:
Indeed…
What sort of woman continues to pay membership at Planet Fitness?
And in total transformation news.
If you tilt your head you become a woman?
I think you have to tilt your head and stand further away.
recall:
The Caligula-Claudius dynamic is not inapt:
Strange how that scene has become more resonant over time.
Looks like he was polishng a pencil
Also Monty Python’s “The Mouse Problem” sketch. Who knew that such silliness could enter real life?
One of the inexplicable facts is that “warm embrace of socialism” countries don’t have a border control problem….oh, wait, they have trouble keeping people IN. My bad. Must be all those wreckers and kulaks.
Not all the waste-flinging monkeys are in the zoo.
And yet again: Person who vandalized J D Vance’s home is trans and child of wealthy parents.
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Amazing!
Botswana.
At least.
As we young wags used to say in the high school urinals, if you shake it more than three times it’s jerking off.
Palate cleanser …. hahahahahahaha!!