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March 10, 2025 239 Comments

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For newcomers wishing to know more about what’s been going on here for the last eighteen years, in over 3,000 posts and 200,000 comments, the reheated series is a pretty good place to start – in particular, the end-of-year summaries, which convey the fullest flavour of what it is we do. A sort of blog concentrate. If you like what you find there… well, there’s lots more of that.

Do take a moment to poke through the discussion threads too. The posts are intended as starting points, not full stops, and the comments are where much of the good stuff is waiting to be found. And do please join in.

As always, thanks for the support, the comments, and the company.

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Coping Well, I See

March 5, 2025 109 Comments

I bring scenes of composure, grace, and emotional maturity:

This is what terminal and peak TDS looks like:

Liberals are the most vile, hateful, insufferable and toxic species on earth. pic.twitter.com/bbYyUC6XMw

— Liberacrat™️ (@Liberacrat) March 4, 2025

And who here hasn’t spent their evenings crafting voodoo effigies of people with whom they disagree politically?

Not entirely unrelated.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

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Hair Dysphoria

February 24, 2025 99 Comments

New frontier of human suffering discovered and declared:

Has anyone else experienced Green Hair Dysphoria?

I’m working thru my own hair issues and conflicted about green dye or blue? Shave my head or no? What is my gender? I don’t even know! I need a safe space STAT. pic.twitter.com/1ldj2AhMFZ

— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) February 23, 2025

And hey, what’s life without some fascinating complications:

“Does it feel dysphoric because it’s long, or does it feel better because it’s long?”

“A little bit of both. It kind of changes every day.”

Consider this an open thread.

By all means, share your hair-related agonies.

Update:

A reminder that, in the comments, other wonders are waiting to be found.

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Eighteen Years

February 9, 2025 48 Comments

And this place is still here. 

Do help yourself to cake. For newcomers, here’s a pretty good introduction to what goes on here. If you like… that, well, there’s plenty more.

Oh, and open thread.

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Scenes From Current Year

February 5, 2025 143 Comments

A possible series on a theme of belated pushback. I’ll set the ball rolling with this, lifted from the comments.

Fat Man With Far Side Glasses Takes Down Flag:

Queer, trans teacher with they/fae/she pronouns films himself removing the progress pride flag from his classroom following President Trump’s EO.

SO👏MUCH👏WINNING👏pic.twitter.com/Kh5Q5Xy4gM

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 3, 2025

When not mournfully taking down flags, the chap above, named Emerald, our shaper of young minds, imagines himself as Barbie, and likes to stipulate his fabulist pronouns, which are numerous, and which vary according to location, mood, and medication:

They/Fae/She for friends and family.

She/They to co-workers.

She/Her to strangers.

And,

He/Him to strangers when I don’t feel safe. 

Whether children should feel safe when left in a subordinate position with a mentally unstable cross-dressing man whose forearms bear what appear to be self-harm cutting scars, I leave to the reader. 

Emerald would have us believe,

My presence doesn’t indoctrinate kids. I am just here to teach them English.

Which raises the question of why flags affirming serious mental illness, compelled unrealism, and surgical mutilation were felt to be necessary props in a classroom where children learn English.

Or, as commenter EmC put it,

Kids having to learn his made-up pronouns is indoctrination.

Kids having to pretend he’s a woman is indoctrination.

Yes, that.

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