Don’t Oppress My People With Your Departmental Acronyms
In the clown-shoe world of San Francisco public schools, honking ensues:
The director of the district’s arts department told local ABC7 news that a decision has been made to change the name of their department, “VAPA,” which is short for visual and performing arts. The new name will be SFUSD Arts Department. “We are prioritising antiracist arts instruction in our work,” the director, Sam Bass, told the network.
I’ll give you a moment to process the notion of “antiracist arts instruction” and how one might prioritise this feat over more mundane matters. Say, encouraging competence. To say nothing of students of the visual and performing arts who apparently struggle with the words visual, performing and arts.
“The use of so many acronyms within the educational field often tends to alienate those who may not speak English to understand the acronym.”
At which point, readers unmoved by wokeness may be inclined to point out that a way to overcome alienation – here, it seems, a euphemism for ignorance – is via students learning things, perhaps even words. Which is, I gather, what takes place in schools, theoretically, even those in San Francisco.
However, the fretful and enlightened educators wish us to know that unremarkable terms that are not “proactively chosen” by minority students – including departmental acronyms – are “damaging” and “oppressive,” and actually a symptom of “white supremacy culture” and “white supremacy thinking.” Albeit in ways not entirely obvious, and in an environment where the imagined feelings of non-white students, or those who claim to speak on their behalf, seemingly trump those of everyone else.
And if a punchline seems in order:
It was not clear whether SFUSD was also considered a racist acronym.
Via Darleen.
If I had to draw a chart of “wokeness of institutions” vs “quality of art” I believe there would be a very strong correlation. Though not in the direction the institutions think it would be.
As in Shut the Fk Up, Stupid Dunce
If I had to draw a chart of “wokeness of institutions” vs “quality of art” I believe there would be a very strong correlation. Though not in the direction the institutions think it would be.
Well, it does seem clear that farcical posturing is deemed more important, and statusful, for the educator, than the routine work of actually imparting skills and knowledge. Even of simple and relevant words. And all of this posturing requires time and focus and resources that could be directed elsewhere.
So WAP is racist?
the director, Sam Bass, told the network.
“The use of so many acronyms within the educational field often tends to alienate those who may not speak English to understand the acronym.”
And yet, the ability to communicate in comprehensible English does not appear to have held Sam back in any way. What, precisely, would it mean to “Speak English to understand the acronym”? To speak the kind of English required to understand the acronym? The quality of English? The broken English of the director of an Arts Department?
Surely the point of acronyms is to make the language accessible even to e.g. morons? Which one would have thought would greatly appeal to SFUSD.
AYFKM?
If I had to draw a chart of “wokeness of institutions” vs “quality of art” I believe there would be a very strong correlation.


Alternatively…
Is BLM a racist acronym too?
In fairness, “Arts Department” is a better name than one that’s only a hair’s breadth from “vapid”. If this latest fad means fewer smartarse acronyms, I’m not going to complain too much.
But it won’t, of course. What it’ll actually mean is the great rich tapestry of the English language being reduced to the level of Thing Explainer.
Charles Kay Ogden was way ahead of both of these though, coming up with Basic English in 1925. His motivations were considered the height of enlightened forward thinking at the time:
Force ’em, d’you hear? It’s for their own good.
GESTAPO is an acronym for Geheime Staatspolizei. Most people don’t know that, but they still know what it means, even if they don’t speak German.
‘SFUSD’ is not an acronym ….
And acronym is set of letters that are pronounceable as a word.
‘SFUSD’ is pronounced S.F.U.S.D.
‘SFUSD’ is pronounced S.F.U.S.D
What does the “U S” stand for? Utterly Stupid?
“‘SFUSD’ is not an acronym ….”
Unless they’re actually calling it “Sfuss-dee”.
And acronym is set of letters that are pronounceable as a word.
Tell that to the Serbs who had all their vowels stolen.
SFUSD is a perfectly comulent acronym, pronounced ‘Sufused’, with the S & F elided, not unlike цфусд.
An[d] acronym is [a] set of letters that are pronounceable as a word
Well, sir, I beg to differ. Most dictionaries define an acronym as being prounounced as a word. Hence SFUSD. Or more correctly in this case SFUSDAD. Whose illiterate director is Sam Bell – the SFUSDADAD. Pronounced “sfusdadad”.
You may prefer to consider it to be a mere abbreviation or initialism. Like the BBC. Pronounced “Bee Bee See”. An initialism of the “Big Black Cock”.
NALOPKT YW.
Basic English is the inter-language of the future world
Basic, or at least bad, English is the common tongue of the world today. It can be heard (almost) every time a Chinese person talks to a Nigerian, or a Spaniard to a German, or an American to another American.
or an American to another American.
[ Muffled tittering from stock room. ]
GESTAPO is an acronym for Geheime Staatspolizei. Most people don’t know that, but they still know what it means, even if they don’t speak German.
Again… I was told there would be no German. Interesting how it keeps cropping up though.
or an American to another American.
“see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay’em down and smack’em yack’em. Ho got to be, you know? Sheeit…”
[Muffled tittering from stock room.]
Right, now do Geordie.
[Or, as they say on the western part of your island, “Teitlo mwdlyd o’r ystafell stoc.”]
“Teitlo mwdlyd o’r ystafell stoc.”
Geshundite.
Oh, wait…
As many others have pointed out in the thread, when I see the letters SFU I think Shut the Fk Up, and I am pretty sure any rap-loving student of Color is gonna think the same thing.
How do these Woke clowns get away with so blatantly demeaning racist language and actions? The default for these people is that BIPOC, BAME and whatever other acronym the intersectional grievance poker bunch is using to describe themselves are too stupid to know anything, learn anything, or perform at all above a Stone Age, mud hut, witchdoctor level?? Isn’t that what white supremacists are supposed to believe?
Muffled tittering from stock room
An Englishman’s way of speaking absolutely classifies him. The moment he talks he makes some other Englishman despise him.
Right, now do Geordie.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re bBBZZTTTCRACKLEKKKKRRRRking up.
Must be solar flares.
What a WOMBAT[1]. Still can’t be surprised at a SNAFU…
[1] My favorite FETLA[2], standing for Waste Of Money, Brains And Time.
[2] Further Extended TLA[3], as distinct from a DETLA[4] or RTLA[5].
[3] Three Letter Abbreviation.
[4] Doubly Extended TLA. Pleasingly it is itself a DETLA, as is ETLA[6].
[5] Reduced TLA, because you couldn’t use Two Letter Abbreviation without causing confusion.
[6] Extended TLA, obvs.
Well, sir, I beg to differ. Most dictionaries define an acronym as being prounounced as a word.
Well, the Cambridge dictionary agrees with you, but others either say pronouncability is optional or do not mention it at all.
My former employer was fond of acronyms as job titles. For a while we had someone in the job of “Doofus”.
Formally written as DOO/FSS – or Director of Operations / Finance and Student Services.
I was told there would be no German. Interesting how it keeps cropping up though.
My dad told me about traveling in Italy where he struck up a conversation with a Japanese man…in German. It was the only language they had in common.
[ Muffled tittering from stock room. ]
Careful. They have rules against that sort of thing now. You’ll get Weinsteined.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re bBBZZTTTCRACKLEKKKKRRRRking up.
Ya need ter Rabbit and Pork ter the bloody gaff gaffer. Damien Hirst the bloody moldy banger, and na the chuffin’ reception is Sorry and Sad.
Is it possible to achieve negative intelligence?
It’s almost like there’s a master plan to dumb the whole thing down.
https://www.breitbart.com/education/2021/02/03/sf-to-dump-merit-based-admissions-to-majority-asian-magnet-school-because-systemic-racism/#
Is it possible to achieve negative intelligence?
Possible? The American Left has achieved it.
So WAP is racist?
How dare you say that?!? I take offense on behalf of my goombah dago guido greaseball eyetie wife. Denounced.
How dare you say that?!?
WAP, from the song, not wop…
An Englishman’s way of speaking absolutely classifies him. The moment he talks he makes some other Englishman despise him.
Can you guess a Canadian’s birthplace by simply hearing his “sore-ee”, Professor?
There are issues with racism and sexism that should be addressed.
But 99% of the effort goes towards useless silly symbolic performative actions that not only do not improve the situation, but often make things worse.
But 99% of the effort goes towards useless silly symbolic performative actions that not only do not improve the situation, but often make things worse.
And thus, for their purposes, not useless.
David – there’s a blatant problem here (and you should be ashamed of yourself).
We have long ago learned not to correct misspellings or bad grammar because it is oppressive to those who haven’t mastered these skills. In these circumstances, it is incumbent upon you to work out what the intention was. It is surely obvious that the acronym is misspelled and should in fact read: S.T.F.U.
I hope that makes it clear!
But 99% of the effort goes towards useless silly symbolic performative actions that not only do not improve the situation, but often make things worse.
We used to educate our children to be the leaders of tomorrow; today education is designed to create a generation of followers.
Can you guess a Canadian’s birthplace by simply hearing his “sore-ee”, Professor?
We do have regional accents in Canada, but the regions tend to be quite large. You can always tell someone from Newfoundland or Quebec, and if you know what to listen for you can usually hear Northern Ontario or the rest of the Maritimes. The rest of Canada is basically a wash. In large urban centres you’re much more likely to hear Caribbean, Middle Eastern, East African or South Asian accents than regional Canadian.
San Francisco University Social Disease. Soviet or Socialist both fit here as well…
So… Asylum or Nuthouse were both already taken?! Pity…
But not all of American academia is stark, staring insane; our old friends at Evergreen State are… well, see for yourself.
our old friends at Evergreen State are… well, see for yourself.
That brings back painful memories of idiots who would insist on telling me who I was based on my astrological sign or a tarot reading. That sort of behavior tends to erode the value of social events. My favorite, though, was the aging fake “reverend” who would ask me my sign every time he saw me. I varied the answer. 🙂
“You heard it here first“
No, Spiked. I didn’t. I heard it here first.
[warily eyes the small piece of toilet paper floating in his “gin”]
Can you guess a Canadian’s birthplace by simply hearing his “sore-ee”, Professor?
Aren’t Canadians the folks who say ‘aboot’ instead of ‘about’?
I confess I haven’t been north of the US border and there are not many ‘free-range’ Canadians in the part of Australia where I live.
Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg posted a document to Twitter containing tweets that she was told to post and actions she should take regarding the current protests in India. She quickly deleted the tweet.’
We all know that she is merely a tool, used by leftists who hope that she, being a c /communists are not human beings
see for yourself
I love Tarot decks. I collect them for the art and they make great creativity spurs if you’re a writer or something.
I also like games where you get to be a pirate, and if I could get paid $55,000/a to do that I’d be all over it.
Aren’t Canadians the folks who say ‘aboot’ instead of ‘about’?
There have been a lot of Scots-Irish immigrants over the years, that’s where it comes from. Stronger in the Maritimes.
Damn those white people and their …
Oh, hell, you all know the drill.
Oh, hell, you all know the drill.
Treating leftists humanely is foolish.