The Thought Process Escapes Me
From the Maltese town of Sliema, scenes of vibrant door-knocker relocation:
The Mayor of Silema, a small town in Malta, has appealed for witnesses after a man stole his door knob.
What kind of person goes around stealing door knobs?! pic.twitter.com/52iKgeOHia
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The gentleman, whose identity has not been disclosed, is, it turns out, involved in “other ongoing court cases.”
Update:
Update:
Our aspiring knob engineer returned to pinch the other one, thus completing his set of stolen knockers. pic.twitter.com/TU4buTaSBH
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The above now seems weirdly close to a comedy sketch.
Via EmC.
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I don’t think there is a thought process.
What struck me, other than the oddness, was a sense that it’s the kind of crime we’re likely to be seeing with greater frequency.
I hesitate to extrapolate too wildly, but we do seem to be seeing incidents with a certain unhappy resonance. A things-to-come quality.
I mean, is it wrong, somehow wicked, to be reminded of this?
Your universe has no meaning to them.
Clue.
Well, some people, a great many of them self-styled progressives, do seem to struggle with the reality of just how unlike them human beings can be.
And in terms of crime and disorder, as I’ve said before:
Examples abound.
Is diversity being our strength again?
Let’s just check in on the Green Party.
Okay then.
How many African countries have been deliberately sending us the inhabitants of prisons and asylums?
Travel by bus. It’s much less fuss.
So long as the west is comfortable for this vermin, they will come here and behave like vermin. The key is to make it nearly fatally uncomfortable for them in ALL ways
I’m still pondering the surrealism of it.
I mean, there are situations in which you might take measures to minimise the risk of encountering pathology or criminal predation. You lock your car, ensure any valuables are out of sight, cross the road to avoid sketchy characters, or whatever.
But it’s hard to see how one might make efforts to avoid some creature breaking off your door knocker and casually walking away with it.
The Roadrunner Cartoon Theory Of Racial Conflict.
See also BBC broadcaster Dan Snow, mentioned here.
The sacking of Europe is a slow, drawn out, affair.
Is today’s word symbolism?
It very often is.
“Most adults understand perfectly well […]”
A category in short supply these days.
And by the evidence banned entirely from the Green Party.
Sikh driver?
Selling them is frowned upon.
Just a reminder that when the barbarians sacked Rome and brought down the empire they did eventually become civilized…about 1200 years later (400AD wait till 1600 or so). No big problem.
Seems obvious that the driver accelerated.
Selling them is frowned upon.
Not in Libya. And other places thereabouts on the northern end of that continent.
No, David, its easy to see how to prevent this. A casual look at many places reveals walls, bars, multiple gates, private security, police with streetsweeper shotguns, etc. This is how you can tell a society has “stabilized” at a certain level of incivility.
Your video clip only shows that the locals have not yet adapted, mostly because their own government is “flooding the zone” at high velocity.
By the way, there’s a second video on Facebook, in which the same creature returns seconds later to steal the other door knocker.
I believe they’re made of brass.
[ Post updated. ]
It’s now weirdly close to a comedy sketch.
Zero respect for others. Imo this (due to his age and cultural alienation) deserves death penalty.
Why not actually fatally?
And don’t forget the importance of waging war upon those who fund the invasion.
I suppose there’s:
The not-nailed-down school of philosophy, in which other people don’t exist, or exist only as prey, from which things can be taken.
Perhaps chappie’s world is one in which the things he sees don’t belong to people and instead they just exist, waiting to be unscrewed, jimmied open, or ripped out of the wall.
But for the functional and law-abiding, it can be difficult to think down to that mode, hence the bewildering quality. I’d imagine few of those gathered here walk down the street of an afternoon checking whether other people’s door knockers can be prised loose and stolen.
I dare say it doesn’t generally crop up as a thing one might do.
Childhood exposure to such vermin greatly aids comprehension.
Chappie needs to not exist.
“Civilization” used to mean something … like respect for private property.
Then some people decided things like “traditional values” were oppressive and barbarians with their “different ways of knowing” were superior beings.
Now we can’t have nice or pretty things, least some feral member of homo sapiens wanders by and claims it for his/her own.
When we deport the “migrants” we should send the “progressives” with them.
If you consider the petechiae caused by burst blood vessels that the coroner found in the eyeballs and faces of the Clancy children when their mother killed them, this is horrifying with its reference to burst capillaries.
Let me make up for that last post – which disturbs me, greatly – with a dog picture I took. If you don’t know, this is a Silken Windhound. The breed is part of the AKC’s Foundation Stock Service, meaning standards are being maintained while the breed is developed. Sort of a fluffier Borzoi.
His name is Zuko.
Treat his belongings in a similar fashion and observe his reaction. Preferably from a distance.
Treat his
belongingsperson in a similar fashionUncivilized savages. Who thought it clever to relocate the Heart of Darkness?
aka … ‘them again’
This came to mind:
Still, at least it made the absurdity of Guardian columnists pretty hard to miss.
[ Resists temptation to register second identity Boo Boo, for when I want to say “Was it them again, Yogi?” ]
I really would enjoy forcing Dr Matthews to live in a social housing flat, next door to drug addicts, drug dealers, immigrant gang members, schizophrenics, career burglars, and rapists.
Imagine a Truman Show about leftists forced to live in the world they demand.
This makes me think of the Calvin and Hobbes comic, where he’s banging nails into the coffee table.
It’s the kind of brain-dead, thoughtless behavior boys fall into. I once drilled a hole into my brother’s linoleum kitchen floor for some reason, and I had no idea why.
Except I grew out of it. Why hasn’t this man done so?
https://share.google/Z2vehLVxm5nsDjGXw
Let’s check the Green party….
“Global Majority”. ‘oo’s that then? There’s is no global majority of any one group. Though White+Indian+Chinese gets to 60%. Is that them?
White+Black+Indian gets to 56%.
Or is it White+Black+Chinese which scrapes to 51%.
That trip hardly seemed necessary.
Also…
https://youtu.be/LB_aegewceU?t=15
Death penalty for door knocker theft.
I mean, is it wrong, somehow wicked, to be reminded of this?
I am coming to the conclusion that abolishing all distinctions between men’s and women’s sports is the only way to get them to comprehend reality. I mean, when there are zero women at the top of any sport, surely they’ll reali– … no, no they won’t, will they? They’ll find a way to blame the patriarchy.
When we are the majority the left demands that we cater to “minority rights”.
When we’re becoming a minority they demand we cater to “the global majority”.