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Sir, Why Do You Want Babies To Suck Your Nipples?

July 2, 2026 No Comments

And in modern-hellscape news:

An Australian woman is on trial for criticising males who attempt to breastfeed. Jasmine Sussex was sued by trans-identified male Adrian “Jennifer” Buckley for alleged “vilification” after raising concerns online about biological males attempting to “chestfeed” newborn babies.

A terribly modern grievance, I think you’ll agree. Very now.

The conflict originated in 2019 when Buckley… posted on Facebook about inducing lactation in order to breastfeed his infant son. At the time, while Buckley’s wife was still pregnant, he publicly shared that he was taking hormones to grow breasts…

This is where we are, people. Everyone remember where we parked.

You see, Mr Buckley wanted to “have the experience of breastfeeding.” Hence the novelty breasts. Mr Buckley is also indignant that a woman, a mother of three and a breastfeeding counsellor, might regard such ambitions as a little odd, for a man, and not entirely in the interests of the newborn child.

And so,

In November of 2023, Sussex was officially notified by the Queensland Human Rights Commission that she was being investigated as a result of a complaint lodged by Buckley, who accused her of vilification and discrimination under the Anti-Discrimination Act 1991, which was amended in 2013… to include provisions regarding “gender identity.”

And as we’re in the realm of squint-and-pretend:

“I am a transgender woman who, under medical supervision was able to induce lactation and was able to feed my child breast milk for a very brief time in 2019,” Buckley wrote in his 2023 complaint.

The term lactation is, however, doing a lot of heavy lifting. Men who pretend to be women, and who take large doses of cross-sex hormones, subsequently developing facsimile breasts, are unlikely to lactate anything adequately nourishing for a child.

Given sufficiently high doses of female hormones, and given sufficiently zealous pumping, some men can be made to secrete a substance from their nipples, albeit unreliably and in very limited quantities – but the resulting discharge is of questionable value to a newborn baby:

There is no sufficient evidence to prove transwomen can safely breastfeed an infant… Breastfeeding is about providing nutrition and immunity benefits to the infant. It should be concerning to everyone that affirmation is addressed at all. Given the risk to the infant, the ethical question must be asked: is a transwoman nursing really about feeding the infant, or is it about feeding the dysphoria?

As Dr Maja Bowen notes here,

What comes out of a man’s nipple is not mother’s milk, but a watery substance devoid of antibodies and nutrients that are found in mother’s milk, the composition of which changes as the baby grows up.

Or, as lawyers for Ms Sussex put it,

Sweat or pus.

At which point, it’s perhaps worth mentioning that the Queensland Civil and Administrative Tribunal, where this very modern drama is unfolding, determined that Mr Buckley’s legal team “did not have to hand over medical evidence over the chemical makeup of the fluid” being forced upon his newborn child, and that such details, i.e., the facts of the matter, were “not of relevance” to claims of vilification.

Similarly “not of relevance,” it seems, are concerns that such secretions, induced by a cocktail of supposedly “gender-affirming” drugs, may have harmful effects on newborn babies, including possible heart problems and genital development.

And so, either we have a man who believes that he can secrete suitably nourishing fluids from his nipples, or a man who knows that he can’t in fact do this, but is determined to indulge his bizarre preoccupation anyway, despite the warnings of attending medical professionals, and regardless of the effect on a newborn baby.

Mr Buckley has also announced that “experiencing arousal while breastfeeding” is “nothing to be ashamed of.”

Which possibly tells us something about the motivations in play.

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