Transgender Toe Dysphoria
I thought that might get your attention.
And now, in the interests of raising awareness and fostering sensitivity, in the name of visibility, I bring you the travails of the modern cross-dressing man:
You’ve heard of foot fet!sh but are you prepared for transgender toe dysphoria pic.twitter.com/kIuJTGsjxV
— Exulansic (@TTExulansic) April 12, 2026
You see, that second toe “feels like a man toe to me.”
Oh, and the sound of his pee. That also induces feelings of dysphoria. Which I suppose one might rephrase as awareness of the pretence. The attempt to falsify and deceive. So as to venture where one shouldn’t:
Possibly on account of being a mentally ill man getting his kicks, his affirmation jollies, in the women’s toilets.
Previously: When your feet aren’t being affirmed as non-binary.
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It does rather feel like we’ve passed peak tolerance and are now on the downslope.
Due in very large part to overreach.
Trop grande familiarité engendre mesprisement.
There’s way too much French going off round here. Practically indecent.
[ Glares across English Channel. ]
Wypipo Have No Culture©, OTOH, culture.
Yet another “rapper” is in the news.
His friends: He was a good boy! He dindu nuffin!
Don’t want to die? Avoid any place named after Martin Luther King.
Readers added context
Not just Britain.
He’s not wrong.
Something I’d expect to see in the Ephemera.
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On indigenous woo.
He was a good boy! He dindu nuffin!
Naturally, because that’s all they have to show us.
Backup or I’ll scream again!
Meanwhile, the Beeb is at it again, this time a day in 1066. More historical characters can be seen in the trailer.
The creature ceased to be. I’d say the account had been settled, albeit belatedly.
Same. Now I’ll make sure to avoid him. Personally, I want comedy that is funny 10 years ago, today, and ten years in the future. Which usually means sticking with non-political universal experiences.
Shouldn’t be shocking that I get a kick out of (now retired) Bill Engvall and (still performing) Gabriel Iglesias aka Fluffy.
Yes, the asshole was held accountable. Terminally.
On the other hand, the family’s attitude suggests that they deserve scrutiny. How long are their criminal records? How many of their friends are criminals?
Maestro, the fickle bitch is at it again, if you wouldn’t mind giving it a poke at your leisure. Spasiba.
Done. Your fondness for polyester strikes again, I see.
Quite. Not sure what the officer training suggests, but it seems unwise to get that close to a feral with a knife.
The ostentatious racial incongruity is just pathological at this point. Whatever the pretext, it feels like an insult.
As our host would say, plus ça change, plus ça va à la merde.
I shall engage in 10 seconds of government-mandated applause, accompanied by a mild chuckle.
Just how far back does this contempt for the British people go?
[ Fetches can of French Begone. Heavy spraying ensues. ]
I’ll think you’ll find that what your host says is, Es ist erstaunlich, wie schnell der Tag beschissen werden kann.
Which, granted, is along similar lines.
I’m just going to leave this here.
Followed by this.
And, as always, without lube.
At my engineering alma mater, all professors were required to teach undergrads. No research-only postdocs. And their compensation was tied to student reviews of their abilities as teachers. Some of them clearly didn’t like it, but they were good teachers nonetheless.
So Canada then.
I’m not exaggerating. A local right-wing comedian has been repeatedly deplatformed from public appearances due to wrongthink, but execrable CanCon like This Hour Has 22 Minutes still lumbers on, exhorting the audience to join in the government-approved mockery of the acceptable targets, like the vidscreens in Fahrenheit 451.
Actually, no. We pay significantly more than most countries – especially the US – in taxes and other fees for far worse care.
Have you considered taking away their right to vote and their economic sovereignty?
And if the pretext is that minority viewers will somehow be alienated or distressed by racially accurate period casting – if that’s actually the case, not just some horseshit excuse – then maybe those weirdly traumatised viewers should ask themselves why they’re here.
Maybe the rest of us should ask that, too.
Mine, too.
There are millions and millions of square miles of Somewhere Else that they can
go tofuck off to.Heh.
[ Watches Marple: A Caribbean Mystery. ]
Representation: in all the Law and Order series and spinoffs, whites are way over represented relative to crime rates. I would not mind a little more “representation”. To be fair, most black murders/rapes do not have any sort of interesting story. Sholanda owed her dealer $20 so he shot her. End of story. Hard to make a whole hour show about that.
This could come in handy.
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Likewise “Jaquan disrespected Tyrone”, “Trayvon shot a stranger for gang cred”, and all the other sordid details of ghetto culture. But then, most white murders are just as sordid and lacking in “interest”.
Seems so, but we should give props to her partner who let her take the lead on that one. Excellent work at putting your thousands of years of human social and instinctive evolution aside in the furtherance of Equality Of The Sexes. Give that man a raise.
Because it’s been a while since anybody has mentioned Laurie Penny:
Note her clumsy lies, as within two minutes she changes her story 180 degrees.
And near the end she emulates Monty Python:
Gee, wasn’t I told here that it is virtually impossible, we will never hear any sort of apology from the medical profession regarding what went down during covid? Granted, this is just some guy who has apparently gone rogue…from the Cleveland Clinic. And only in the context of the vaccines that he administered. Maybe the lawyers aren’t all-powerful? Maybe some normal people pushed back. Maybe a miracle happened. Maybe this is a one-and-done. Maybe…a lot of things.
What on earth is this guy’s problem?
Pretty much Ms Penny’s defining trait, as we’ve seen many times.
But the attempt to ambush David Starkey is still funny and quite instructive. It tells us much of what we need to know about Laurie Penny.
To recap: Laurie interrupts Starkey’s answer to a question about history with a gratuitous personal smear – an immensely self-satisfied claim about racism and tax avoidance, which turns out not to be true. He responds and points out how nasty and dishonest she’s being, which makes her illusion of piety rather difficult to sustain in front of the audience and cameras. Laurie is then reduced to a mix of fury, humiliation and pretentious, rambling victimhood.
Inevitably, the debate – supposedly about national character – becomes all about her: “I really don’t appreciate being stood on stage to be personally attacked,” says she, oblivious to irony and in a comically whiny voice. The fact that she started the personal attacks, needlessly, thinking it would be clever, and then lied, repeatedly, and was promptly repaid in the manner she initiated, is somehow proof of her victimhood. Because she’s a woman, you see, and so terribly, terribly brave.
She’s unwittingly funny, cluelessly so, but she’s also morally disgusting.
Regarding Ms Penny and her various pretences, I still quite like this:
And do note the rhetorical tongue-bath of Ms Penny, referred to above, appeared in the New York Times.
Journalism, baby.
The sort who ought to be pushed out into the sea on an ice floe.
Not sure if there are enough ice floes for all of them.
Leaning into the stereotype?
I would guess that Subaru are very much aware that their customers include a big lesbian contingent.
Band name.
I feel I should clarify that it’s the contingent that’s big, not necessarily the lesbians.
Though I’m now picturing enormous, sixty-foot-high lesbians stomping about the countryside, tipping over cars and emitting heat rays from their eyes.
And I’m not even sorry.
Global warming strikes again…though apparently this time…never mind…
Well that was how I read it. And I’m not even sorry.