Friday Ephemera (803)
Tastes like chicken, I’m told. || “The ladders have since been replaced with stairs.” || He’s smouldering, I think. || Today’s word is daylight. || Setting the bar quite low, I fear. || Go with what works, I guess. || Let’s go to Pilates. || The progressive retail experience, parts 699 and 700. || “On YouTube, there are video demonstrations of how to make a portable bidet using a plastic soda bottle.” || Question asked. || A choir made up of people who’ve had their voice boxes removed. || Adventures in bicycling. || Scenes from Bolton. || Little foot soldiers. || Fowl smothered in oysters and other hearty fare, 1796. || “Of course I want there to be a replacement.” || “They’re not my ancestors, I don’t care.” || Headline of note. || And in military news. || Mostly rubber. || And finally, on leaving residue.
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How many agencies, at how many levels, are, by incompetence and indifference, complicit?
Some details.
“tourists were trespassing, littering, and defecating in private yards.”
This is very familiar to all of use, I believe:
[There’s a paywall on that, but you can conveniently create a free account to read one article]
https://jewishcurrents.org/searching-for-the-jewish-future-in-south-florida
Principles to admire and learn from…
(1) Your own group’s identity and survival is primary, non-negotiable, and something to be proud of and never apologize for. Diversity is worth seeking only once the prerequisite of group safety and survival is met, and only to the extent that it makes life more zestful and pleasant – and that’s pleasant according to your people’s sensibilities, not those of some alien community. Diversity as such is an amenity, not a moral imperative. No morality on earth requires you to show your commitment to a principle of diversity by destroying your own people’s future or making their lives dangerous and unpleasant.
(2) If anybody says that’s not a real commitment to diversity – you only want to be diverse with your kind of people, people who might bring different skills and life experiences, but with whom you ultimately share an underlying racial/religious identity and therefore an implicit trust and an anti-fragile long term commitment. Why aren’t you seeking the proximity of people who openly resent you, share no common interests with you, and have nothing useful to contribute? The answer is that would be stupid, who wants to live like that?
Leaves Brooklyn for Miami, the only difference being the average temperature and proximity to alligators.
I have grown averse to giving my email address for such access.
Easy enough to create a temporary, disposable, e-mail account.
sigh
If it exists (in sci fi), there’s an MST3K parody of it.
You’re not the only one who’s noticed.
Is there a rule number for that?
[There’s a paywall on that, but you can conveniently create a free account to read one article]
Or you can become familiar with the wonders of archive.ph
To look it up I’d have to dive into 4chan and my scuba gear is packed away for the winter.
Big skills.
And yet, here we are:
As I’ve said many times,
An unobvious proposition, to say the least.
From the above,
I mean, we’re deep into the realm of farce, a kind of cultural self-harm. But we’re not supposed to notice.
I want a brace of Spaniels – https://youtube.com/shorts/cRl8xd4re0o?si=nj1K6jBhOfJcZnXZ
As if more proof were needed – https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hfnsm-Gvoxc
The search for the Tunguska meteor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7auGr7IYFHo
How the Golden Gate Bridge Works. Animagraffs videos are beautifully made. the Hoover Dam one is another favourite. https://youtu.be/RjbJwnUd3Pw?si=r190ZCveknMk7KT-
Societal suicide in the NYT’s “The Ethicist” column.
About a year ago, a very nice family moved into the rental home next door. We have shared food and invited them to our pool in the summer, and we always exchange greetings from yard to yard.
About six months ago, the father’s auto-shop location apparently became unavailable. He and his mechanics now work on cars in their yard and driveway. At times, 15 cars line their driveway and fill the front yard, in obvious states of repair — hoods up, engines removed. This “shade tree” business practice is illegal in our city, and the number of cars and the manner in which they are parked violates city codes. We and our neighbors worry it’s driving down the property value of adjacent homes, and we plan to sell within a few years.
I’m uncomfortable raising this with the family because I doubt they can do much without losing income. Moving to a new garage would obviously be costly. And if I talk to them and the outcome is unsatisfactory, I’d be the obvious culprit for any report to the city. Our friendly terms would disappear.
I’m also reluctant to report because the family is from Venezuela. (They mentioned having green cards, though I never asked.) I’m afraid that even a code violation could draw attention from ICE, which has an aggressive, unpleasant presence in my city. Thoughts?
The columnist suggests approaching them with another neighbor (I am presuming one quien habla espanol) and, in a “neighborly move,” compassionately telling them they need to stop lest they get in trouble when someone else reports them.
Of course, there is the real issue that the operation is reported . . . and the city does nothing. Better move is to call ICE.
A wondrous thing that doesn’t always solve the problem.
Meanwhile, tubby totalitarian teacher talks twaddle, dumber than a creosote post without the creosote, and damn proud of it.
A friend of mine has an allergy to chicken (and turkey, FWIW). We had had lunch at a sandwich shop which had both tuna salad and chicken salad as options; the server gave him a chicken salad sandwich versus the tuna salad sandwich he ordered.
We almost drove to the hospital instead of back to work, but he detected the difference early enough to not ingest enough to require a hospital visit.
I bring this up since that friend grew up in Louisiana and had been offered alligator meat. He noticed that the allergic reaction he had had with the offered sample was less than that from avian flesh but nonetheless present.
As far as he was concerned, a better case proving that birds came from a related family to that of alligators couldn’t exist.
https://www.youtube.com/@iguanaSnipers
We need new keepers.
And so we have high-status figures whose ostensible function, and traditional function, is to engender the kinds of appreciation and sense of historical connection that they are actually trying to inhibit and subvert, and openly denouncing.
The perversity is hard to overstate.
If you are an actual Jew (like being an actual Christian or Moslem or Spaghetti-Monster-Worshipper) who speaks Hebrew, there’s an actual Jerusalem to which you could go live versus making a new one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_meat
From You’re not the only one who’s noticed.
I just…this sort of thing has been going on probably since the beginning of time. How are people, generation after generation, mystified by this? Wherever a society puts its absolute faith in “goodness”, be it religion, government, child care, healthcare,…Science!, religion…did I already say religion?…any profession or similar where questioning the motives of the “good people” is met with outrage and scorn, evil people are drawn there.
Diversity: in my town we have lots of diversity, the good kind. We have Ukranian refugees (lovely people), chinese, Indians. None of them cause trouble, shoplift, or want to end the USA. There is a smattering of blacks, and among those are a number I keep an eye on when they are near. Whose nearby homes have had police called? Only black or black/white couples. Only.
[ Weighs merits of a Chinese takeaway for dinner. ]
Thank you very much for that. My father had been an engineer on the Ft. Pitt bridge project in Pittsburgh when I was a youngster. How those pier structures, coffer dams, etc. were constructed fascinated me. He would try to explain it but it all seemed so fantastical. Fascinating that even this bridge, with its significant funding, planning, engineering, and especially political interference managed to survive so many very expensive design and implementation challenges and modifications. I only watched up to the south pier construction but just that itself is amazing.
No one expects the
Spanish InquisitionAWFUL Red Guards.Only shows the US&A so far, but check your PQ ratio here.
[ Checks street for half-naked men being chased by irate husbands. ]
The map seems to have some problems, but I do like the filters.
Say what you will, but you must come back to the pleasant fact that he was only half-naked. It’s kinda like the glass thing.
It’s a pity that the MLK streets filter doesn’t seem to work.
I AM FULL OF CHINESE FOOD.
AND YET THERE IS DESSERT.
Hey, I’m just sharing the harrowing dilemmas of my day.
Of course there’s dessert: after an hour you’re hungry again.
You’re harshing my heroic plight.
[ Risks everything, eats dessert. ]
I was hoping for dramatic music.
This suit?
I am being handed a beer.
WILL THIS DAY NEVER END?
Isn’t anybody gonna help that poor man?
Stephen Colbert wearing his clown nose
The progressive transit experience.
Museums ..
A few years ago I visited the De Young museum in San Francisco. Almost every exhibit and placard had reminders that I, as a white Californian of European ancestry, should feel bad that I wasn’t doing more to make up for the perfidy of my ancestors and their culture. (Which culture of course was responsible for the existence of the museum itself). The pièce de résistance was a huge wall mural of a Mexican woman’s photo ID, her California work permit, from the 50s or thereabout.
The implied message was, how terrible that she was oppressed by this discriminatory document, as if it were a Yellow Star in 1939.
My take away was, however, How nice that the government went to all this trouble to grant her formal permission to come work here, which I’m sure she was happy to have.
I’m sure it will be years before I feel like attempting a return trip.
Not to mention the new structure, which looks like nothing so much as an Armed Fortress of the Star Wars First Order. Bleagh.
President Trump is interfering with her sex life, she says.