Friday Ephemera (794)
Regarding wrinkles. || He speaks Russian. || Not quite grasping the convention. || No, I don’t think that’s something I’d care to normalise, thank you. || She’s trying out her new labels and has self-diagnosed as an amputee. || She won’t be elaborating on that statement. || About your bottom. || The sounds of suburbia. || His shot is better than yours. || Minutes from the border. (h/t, Stephanie) || It’s what he would’ve wanted. || He doesn’t identify as white, because that’s a thing you can do now. || Simulator of note. || Think of it as a challenge. || Her thirst detected. || A passion for pebbles. || The unspanked commute. || “Apply and lie,” says she. || Perfect slices every time. || The progressive retail experience, parts 684, 685 and 686. || Child rotation. || Tourists, 1864. || It fits two to four people.
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Using the law to find out the name of the law
The wrong way, then finally the right way
All the people who forced the “no excessive force” policies upon us need to experience the vibrancy of out-of-control thugs.
For David. Accurate?
Some are only fit for slavery on brutal plantations.
She’s taking the piss, mate.
I doubt that.
It’s a f—ing vacation, not Eliza crossing the ice.
The frightening thing is the above may well be the unvarnished truth.
And these people can vote. (Or the few without felony convictions.)