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it’s fun, teaches car control/dynamics and makes it easy to do Jim Rockford J-turns.
Light entertainment.
All the Cluster Bs talking at the same time. And he kept his cool the whole time.
Another take.
Also another take.
Around this time last year, a neighbour was merrily approaching her icy, snow-covered car armed with a steaming, recently boiled kettle. With some haste, I suggested that pouring boiling, or even warm, water onto frozen glass may not be an ideal course of action.
Thats the job of Deliveroo! My local area milkman still has an electric milk float. I think he only has one customer in my immediate area though.
Deejay:
But what about the tits?
[ Peers over spectacles. ]
Better solution: warm water sealed in a freezer bag. De-ices your windscreen AND keeps your hand warm all the while!
That’s what I always say, but I always get in trouble for saying it.
[ Fetches bigger pair of spectacles to peer over. ]
JuliaM:
The blue tits can be buggers if some smart arse cracks the ‘let’s stick a beak in this metal foil top’ puzzle and hits pay-dirt. But the information on how to take advantage of a door-step milk bonanza doesn’t seem to be passing down from previous, cannier, generations so birds are now rarely a problem. Those darn squirrels, however, will not only rip the cap off but then tip the bottles over. Life can be a struggle at times.
Also another take.
“We have hundreds – HUNDREDS – of women currently in the infantry. LETHAL members of the military.”
Lethal? To the enemy or, more likely, to fellow troops?
And I do not contain that to just women in the military – ANY person who can fuck up the success of the mission needs to go home. Likewise, ANY person who is capable of ensuring success of the mission should be on the team.
Get yer tickets now for some good old fashioned “…outrageous creativity, laugh-out-loud humor, and mind-blowing artistry.”
Another of those things that never happen. “Belfast woman cleared of battering mum in row over table salt”.
“Something is not right with him.”
[ Recalls with horror ]
Like most, my parents accepted the word of the “experts’ who proclaimed whole milk to be unhealthy. I never found skim milk palatable, but learned to accept 2%. When the fraud was exposed, it took far less time for my palate to become accustomed to whole than it did to 2%.
I wonder what my waistline would be if I had not spent so many years on a low-fat, high-carb diet.
Y’know, that might increase your readership, David.
I wouldn’t wish to tread on Flappr’s toes.
And don’t get me started on the, ahem, “smart arse cracks.”
The hyphen goes there for a reason, people.
But they’re already treading on the toes of half the TV weather reports of South America and Southern Europe.
Agreed.
From your lips to
God’sliberal womens’ ears.Spare the rod . . .
Not an auspicious start.
As does its absence.
‘Conservatism’ hasn’t ‘recruited’ the poetry of Homer, Virgil, Dante, &c. – the political, politicised, left tried to remove all traces of it from the public consciousness.
They wouldn’t hear it – too busy listening for ‘dog whistles’.
Exactly. Along with every other part of our cultural heritage, social institutions, and so on.
I saw the crown of France laying on the ground, so I picked it up with my sword. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Women in combat: to the woke, it is just some words. They do not understand the reality of it. In actual combat, you do not have any privacy. You might need to shit while in your foxhole with other troops. In addition, these are young, healthy adults so sexual attraction is a big factor (see for example how many women on navy ships get pregnant). Nothing like a love triangle or even just a romance to destroy cohesion of a fighting unit. Men also have an irresistable urge to protect women around them–how does that work in combat? Then there is the physicality of it. Carrying equipment and ammo in the field is brutal…for a man. Not possible for almost any woman. Finally, women captured in combat can hold an entire nation for ransom the way men captured cannot. Remember when a female truck driver in Iraq was captured and it was a freaking catastrophe and a special forces team had to go in and rescue her.
See also the RAF:
Answers on a postcard, please.
It’s all words to them. They require trigger warnings, safe spaces, & puppy therapy when faced with disagreement; suffer PTSD when told no; & literally can not change a light bulb.
My liberal friends, especially the women, alternated between mutually contradictory talking points:
Also:
It didn’t take long to conclude that these were unserious people who were morally unqualified for citizenship.
To remedy a frozen-stuck lock on the driver side door, I poured warm tap water down the window, and lo, it did thaw sufficiently to open.
Then after work I tried to close the door, and the latch had frozen open. I had to drive home with my right hand holding the door closed while also working the stick shift.
2/10 do not recommend, but at least it’s a good story.
These?
I’m just glad we’ve cleared that up.
I think Di should have her own series. Like MacGyver or The Rockford Files.
[ Tries to repress Rockford Files theme music. ]
From the headline at the link, “Why is the right obsessed with epic poetry”. Not speaking for myself…per se…but perhaps it’s the result of those “on the right” as one says now, having spent way too many hours of their youth in school having poetry shoved down their throats by…people on the bloody left.
Well, I dunno about shit. AIUI, that passage tends to close rather tight whilst being shot at. However, being able to piss on a frozen BAR or other such weapon was a rather useful…skill…that women generally fail to execute effectively. For some reason. There hasn’t been a study on that reason as yet as far as I know so we cannot say at this time what that reason might be.
I knew better but I clicked anyway. Hope springs eternal. It certainly could have been worse.
When discussing tits you can’t omit these.
However, being able to piss on a frozen BAR or other such weapon was a rather useful…skill…that women generally fail to execute effectively.
Yeah, but what about women with princess wands and girldique?
Along those lines, the National Institutes of Health is busily protecting American health by giving grants to (cleans screen, adjusts glasses, checks notes) make apps to assess how well Thai “trans”women check HIV status and use PREP.
I can’t think of a thing the NIH could better spend $667,000 on.
For example.
Somewhere in Russia/Eastern Europe…
I like cats, but not people who pretend to be cats. (Presumably this was someone who harasses people for online clicks.)
The dye is cast.
When facing on a lathe, ending up with a tit means your tool is misaligned.
I hear that a lot.
No idea why.
[ Whistles nonchalantly. ]
When facing on a lathe, ending up with a tit means your tool is misaligned.
The little nubby bits of rubber on the tread of a new tire are called tits.