You May Need To Write This Down
Natasha Biase brings niche pornography news:
In what might just be the most insane story of the year – Two female OnlyFans models have gone viral after pretending to be transgender to sell porn content.
Trans activists are now accusing the women of “appropriation” for identifying as men who identify as women. / @natbiase pic.twitter.com/z3aqbszcZ7
— ThePublica (@ThePublicaNow) September 1, 2024
So, to summarise:
Opportunist female porn models who pretended to be men pretending to be women, to thereby rake in lots of cash, have annoyed actual men who pretend to be women, including men who pretend to be women while making pornography.
See, I bring you the wonders of the world.
The ladies’ act of presenting themselves as the opposite sex, albeit with extra steps, was not, it seems, deemed affirming by those who like to present themselves as the opposite sex. “My gender isn’t your costume,” said this chap here, a self-styled “eGirl, but like, with a penis or whatever.” Other indignant rumblings included accusations of deception and fraud, the inevitable “transphobia,” and demands that the ladies in question “don’t get in our space.”
Another bewigged gentleman denounced the “masquerade” as “disgusting.”
Update, via the comments:
Needless to say, in the replies to our “eGirl, but like, with a penis or whatever,” mischief is underway:
“If they identify as trans then they are trans. Why can’t you just be kind and accept that, bigot.”
“Who TF do you think you are to gatekeep?”
And my current favourite:
And so on, and so forth. Truly, we live in an age of wonders.
Indeed. That is stomach-turning and horrifying that anyone would do such a thing.
[ Attempts to elevate tone with scented candles, flower arrangement. ]
Due to the leftover apple and blackcurrant crumble currently lurking, temptingly, in the fridge, I shall have to risk a second encounter with the leftover vegan custard.
All hands, brace for impact.
The lava game
For some reason in our household it was known as “Mickey Mouse and the lava”. No idea why – it just was.
You could forego the custard and just eat the crumble–with extra wine to wash it down.
I refuse to be be defeated by a pot of accidentally purchased, slightly underwhelming vegan custard. I’d never live it down.
[ Approaches fridge, girds loins. ]
Defeat the inferior custard by throwing it in the garbage.
Must… press… on. Come… too… far….
Must… press… on. Come… too… far….
Stout fellow. We’re putting you in for a George Cross.
[ Heroically eats dessert. ]
It’s alright, don’t worry. I’m fine.
You say that now.
I’m more worried about the chilli-beef sausages that preceded the pudding. They were very substantial, as sausages go, and rather spicy.
Not accustomed to beef sausages. Let alone beef sausages soaked in napalm.
How are you feeling now, after 4 hours?
Nick, (they/them)* discusses why Victorian taxidermy is problematic because the Victorian era was dominated by cis yte men, particularly that English dude His Majesty King Victor, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India.
*(not inappropriate in this case)
Attempts to elevate tone with scented candles
Best call in the left-footers with thuribles and half a ton of frankincense.
“Why are they nearly always fat and stupid?” asks the Nick who posted it.
I don’t know. It’s part of the revolt of mediocrities overwhelming the competent with their nonsense categories. And yet I despair at getting through to them.
“No, the emperor really is naked! Can you not see his tackle?”
“I only see beauty…”
Starting at 38:00, in this interview of a therapist who seeks to help parents of ROGD children, the therapist explains that parents have to be super careful how they approach their captured kids, because their mindset is completely bricked-up from being an arrogant teen.
It would appear that many never outgrow it.
wins the internet
I think we’ll give that one a post of its own. Comments that-a-way.
I hear you’re running low on scented candles.
I hear you’re running low on scented candles.
Well “therapists” being the ones that created these problems…But people don’t like to hear that.