Friday Ephemera (691)
Convenient chicken. || Yes, but it was classroom wine. || Contains cloves, ginger, nutmeg. || The thrill of extruded meat product. || I think it may be the lighting. || Personal space negotiation. || Travel by bus, they said. || Scenes of collective biscuit relocation. || Marbling of note. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || I’ll take the lot. || Life forms in water. || World of opera deemed insufficiently gay. || Golfing scenes. || Doorstep scenes. || School principal of note. || Transformers, 1942. || Unboxing video. || From above. || Free web tools, for those who like that kind of thing. || Choose your champion. || Moment of glory. || Smoker’s rug. || Sore throats can result. || And finally, I’m assuming it was a matter of some urgency.
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Indeed.
He really wanted to come into town too, officer.
Homeopathic food. Now in cans!
Heh: BMW parking space.
Which makes have the worst reputation in the UK?
We hear a lot of indignant talk about “genocide” caused by “trans-phobia”, but the chief causes of homicide in the “trans community” are (1) domestic violence at the hands of other trans people and (2) clients of trans prostitutes angry at being deceived about the prostitute’s sex.
Golfing scenes.
Related, won’t you help?
Microsoft Office fellates Satan.
That is all.
Prigozhin was more than just a caterer.
“there are buttons below.”
Shiny!
pst314:”Which makes have the worst reputation in the UK?”
Well, it used to be BMW, but Audi appears to be stealing that crown in recent years…
“Choose your champion.“
Latest PokemonGo update is a bit too realistic for the kiddies…
The only gay opera singer in the village?
The supervisor to worker ratio looks a lot lower (i.e more efficient) than a lot of what I now see in the western world.
Morning, all.
[ Slurps coffee, tries to focus. ]
Apparently, there’s a pressing need for more gay opera characters. Because of all the gay children who visit the opera, and who are immersed in the world of opera, and who rely on opera to speak about their identity.
And because the world of opera and ballet, and musical theatre, and the arts in general, is so famously, crushingly hostile towards gay people.
A compelling argument, I think you’ll agree.
Every time I go back to Australia there is more and more road kill on the main highways. Never used to be this way, usually it was just the back roads.
The populations have definately increased, probably to pest level.
Also, nice pins.
Yep
As noted recently, such creatures have, pretty much by definition, forfeited any concern for their wellbeing. Their ceasing-to-be would be a very good thing. A favour to the world.
One might even regard their ceasing-to-be as a moral imperative. Much as one might regard those who feign sympathy for such creatures, and who contrive excuses for their predation, as morally disgusting.
He regrets nothing.
I suspect any glory may be fleeting.
I am extremely grossed out and hungry.
Band name.
Coming? Coming?!
I’ve been there a long time waiting for the rest of you to catch up for goodness sake.
Unfortunately, you’ll want to make sure you don’t live in a Soros-DA area or you will be getting life for removing a potential doctor or scientist from circulation. Or anywhere in Europe as far as I can recall, not big on self-defence the Euros – legally speaking, I’m sure many EU citizens would love to be able to own some means of self-defence.
Extruded meat.
Yes that does look most unappetising until it’s cooked. However the finished product is perfectly edible in sandwiches and I guess the absence of texture associated with freshly carved meat should have been a huge giveaway. Sometimes it’s best not to think too hard.
[ Considers sausages for lunch. ]
There’s so much displacement on the left it’s astounding. Although most I suspect are NPCs regurgitating their assigned opinions.
She teaches small children, you know. For a living.
Don’t mention the anime porn.
Because, obviously, it’s a serious identity and deserving of continual affirmation.
FFS. How far gone do you have to be to whine about not being able to shove your LGBTQ agenda into primary-school English lessons?
Because there is a huge demand for female tire changers. NASCAR goes Bud Lite.
Good question. Though I suspect we can guess the answer.
FFS. How far gone do you have to be to whine about not being able to shove your LGBTQ agenda into primary-school English lessons?
This far, another Babylon Bee prophecy that is probably true.
By the way, regarding Ms Pissed-As-A-Fart-In-Class, the full video can be found here.
[ Raises hand. ]
Audi is notable that way here in the States, too.
…and now for something completely different, cross cultural collaboration that didn’t work out so well the first time.
Another quality educator.
Setting aside the “non-binary” pronoun woo, I’m assuming her scruffy appearance and display of I-make-bad-choices tattoos are intended to inspire the children. Given the oft-mentioned importance of role models. “You, too, can aim this high!”
“able to shove your LGBTQ”
Er…. ewe.
Criminals we have always had with us, along with the various methods of treating same. Criminal apologists are a phenomenon of relatively recent vintage & should be eliminated before the infestation becomes more severe.
Third album, released to critical acclaim but lower sales.
She is a small child. And not a particularly bright one at that.
Tolerating leftists is as unwise as tolerating plague rats.
For several years minis have come with optional parking assist. If you can’t parallel park one of those what the hell are you doing driving one (or anything for that matter).
The Other Half adds that Audi and BMW are often associated with arseholery, while Peugeot and Honda are often associated with doddery old buffoons.
I hope that helps.
Electrification is the future!
Honda? What about Toyota?
[ Borrows Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face. ]
I know nothing about Peugeot drivers, except that the brand must be mocked with jokes about eaters of frogs. 😉
I was surprised to notice that there are one or two residents of my building who own Mercedes sedans, which I have always associated with higher incomes that would put the owners in more luxurious buildings.
I’m afraid we’ve pretty much exhausted my knowledge of cars.
Though I gather there’s a phenomenon known as “the Honda bump,” in which the driver of said vehicle fails to pay attention, and indeed fails to stop, resulting in beastliness around one’s rear end.
It’s a thing, apparently.
But it is not this day…. sadly.
I can imagine a reservation for criminals and progressives, where they can enjoy each others’ company to their heart’s content. All walled off from the civilized world which irrationally continues to prefer civilization to barbarism.
Not this day sadly.
In Takimag Ann Coulter has for once chosen to ignore Donald Trump and instead written about the difference in reactions to blacks killing blacks (nothing to see here) and the much rarer whites killing blacks (news headlines, numerous follow up articles on victims, statements by POTUS etc etc).
The demography of those who deserve such treatment in response to their thuggish behaviour means that quite frankly it isn’t going to happen. The likely fate of Daniel Penney pretty much guaranteed it.
…who own Mercedes sedans, which I have always associated with higher incomes…
At one time in Bavaria (home of BMW), Mercedes owners were mocked as taxi drivers since all the cabs in the region were Mercedes.