Friday Ephemera (679)
A rather tense situation. || His is bigger than yours. || Taste the rainbow. || Not today, baby. || British policing, circa 2023. || Meanwhile, in Germany. || “We don’t use gendered language in this household.” || And how was your day at school? || When getting dressed has to be, like, super-duper complicated. || Today’s word is parenting. || Car park encounter. || Post-shoplifting scenario. || Chicago airport scenes. || Parking is hard. || Apparently, it runs in families. || He has euphoria-inducing stains. || Hello, ladies. || “Love never fails.” || It’s not milk, sir, and it’s not at all nutritious. Also. || Cannot say, must not think. || Side-eye of note. || When you’re not really that keen on tomatoes. || A scale model of time. || And finally, when you turn up at the wrong house but still fancy your chances.
Should you be tempted, you can follow me on Twitter.
OK, U of Colorado, might not be a bad assumption, but I still wouldn’t play.
This gentleman informs us that being normal is like murdering babies,
Not just any babies. I believe he says it’s like murdering baby seals. (Though he does talk like Serge (Bronson Pinchot) from Beverly Hills Cop–“I make it myself back there with the lemon twist.”)
Punchline: Club em like a baby seal.
Like WTP I don’t remember the joke set-up.
LOL
I suppose it’s one of the benefits of watching a beginner, or someone who isn’t very skilled at The Game.
You can practically see the programme running.
You can practically see the programme running.
In the 60s and 70s he would have talked about “the man” and the “revolution”. The more things change…
It’s a strange, very modern experience – to be morally scolded by someone who appears lost in self-absorption, terminally so, and who spends an extraordinary amount of time – many, many hours – making countless, utterly banal TikTok videos of himself. Not videos of himself doing things, or achieving things, or having a good time. Just being effete and blank, and seemingly unhappy.
Again, what part of “protected class” are you not getting?
Makes you pine for the days of ‘mother’s little helper’.
They encourage the former.
Again, what part of “protected class” are you not getting?
Many such cases.
In my youth we’d say “pull the string and she talks”.
The rationale is that Daquan is not mentally competent.* Apparently “Minnesota nice” means that highly dangerous lunatics cannot be locked up, because Reasons.
The conclusion is obvious: Not only must people like Daquan be locked up for the safety of our children, all the damned liberals should also be locked up.
…highly dangerous lunatics cannot be locked up, because Reasons.
Indeed. Apparently this was but one of many (I know you are shocked) encounters with the legal system, and even nice Minnesota has a “Security Hospital”* for this sort of thing.
*(artist formerly known as prison for the criminally insane)
Don’t try to reason with mad dogs, shoot them.
This is long, but worth your time to see the utter denial and self delusion required to justify about a year’s worth (so far) of “gender affirmation” surgery and complications, because being a man just means being able to stand up to take a leak, apparently.
From Exulansic, seen here before taking apart the woo of “developmental gender”, a story from Phalloplasty Philes.
It’s tragic, with a dash of dark farce.
About 20 minutes in, after Ashton has had her mouth lining removed – to fabricate yet another attempt at an ersatz urethra – “I don’t regret it for a second,” she mumbles. “And I would do it all over again…” The mismatch between the words and what the eyes are saying is hard to miss.
In happier news, a YouTube ‘prankster’ encounters pushback. Mostly around his nose.
Heres hoping that Mizzy encounters similar pushback before long although as the little turd only picks on women and orthodox Jews it’s unlikely.
I’m not well versed on these matters so do noses generally crack open like that or was mr one-punch wearing a ring?
I have the sound off because it’s 5AM here but curious…does the guy getting his money from the ATM call for help at any time? If so perhaps the district attorney can charge him as an accomplice.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xZDN05VFG4E?feature=share
Squeals like a little piggy.
The mismatch between the words and what the eyes are saying is hard to miss.
Indeed, and in a follow up video wherein having the fauxllus split open for another six months is described Exulansic notes the rage behind the happy talk, “best decision of my life, I’ll be so happy when I can pee, no ragerts”. As is also noted, the woman never admits that she was apparently given bad info about the procedure and complications, or that there is any blame for whoever performed the procedures.
It’s tragic, with a dash of dark farce.
But mostly tragic, in another video a self-described “gay male on T” married to a man gets pregnant, as gay males are wont to do despite the internet wisdom the testosterone prevents pregnancy.
Having been “on T” the baby is premature, a C-section is required, and the kid evidently has had complications, likely because of the testosterone even though it was stopped after the pregnancy was discovered. However the woman restarts testosterone after the birth on the internet advice it will stop post-partum depression. Alas, having had a bilateral mastectomy, she can’t “chestfeed”.
As is pointed out, the “help” these people are getting is not the help they need.
It seems to me that they’re trying to fix a software problem by smashing up the hardware. Then smashing it up some more at monthly intervals. For years.
Shouldn’t have stopped punching until his nose was flat.
In other video hijinks news, trouble for Furry Potato…
Shot (literally);
Chaser.
Relevant.
Pushing the boundaries of free speech and free movement, by targeting people with behavior calculated to put them in fear. What could go wrong?
That reminds me of some arguments I had with some libertarians back in the 90’s: There were news reports of Muslim immigrants who not only went around with their faces covered, they demanded that their faces remain covered when photographed for drivers licenses. The libertarians defended the Muslims: The police (and anyone else) had no right to require a photograph that could be compared to a face. What’s more, it was “islamophobic” to object to masked people walking into banks and shops. Now, after COVID, we have innumerable reports of masked robbers and looters and arsonists.
“Let’s go clubbing”
–every young Brit
Nothing did go wrong. The left pushed the First Amendment limits thus putting the First Amendment in a bad light. The FA is important to the right, as it would be to anyone out of power. To those in power the FA is a PITA. Double bonus on the Second Amendment front as well. Perhaps they knew that that specific security guard could easily be provoked. There’s always a vulnerable one somewhere.
Well, he/she/it did FAFO (which is good), but he has now sued the guard, the school, and the synagogue (which is bad as it will cost them time and possibly a lot of money).
Did you notice that the provocateur is transgender? And his attorney claims that the shooting was an anti-trans bias crime? LOL
No but it makes sense in the sense that there was sufficient stupid there. Thus all the more reason. The tranny will sue and the lawyers will make money either way. The guard loses, the synagogue/school loses. The tranny really has no existence except to attract attention to itself so it also wins either way. It doesn’t have to risk anything and now has the drama of courts and trials and more attention. Surely an improvement with greater payoff potential than whatever it was doing before. What conservatives fail to understand about the FAAFO scenarios is that these people doing the FA are essentially hopeless. They have (been brainwashed to think that they have) no future. They live like mayflies. All they have is the moments that they are in.
“And this year’s award for “Creative Use Of Videographic Equipment” goes to…”
“Late last year, Perez posted a video from outside the Islamic Center of Southern California in Koreatown. She was pepper-sprayed by a security guard. The LAPD also responded to that scene, and Perez said she was on a public sidewalk when the guard sprayed her.”
So apparently not an anti-semite , just a complete idiot. I can’t find any reports stating whether Mr Potato sued the Islamic Centre.
I also like the fact that his attorney stated that the incident was in part due to his client being transgender. No it wasn’t, it’s because your client is an idiot, albeit a thumping great big one in a frock.
In happier news, a YouTube ‘prankster’ encounters pushback. Mostly around his nose.
“It’s a prank!” means I wasn’t trying to steal your wallet for fun and profit, I was just trying to scare and humiliate you for fun and profit. And now I’m making a claim on civility, on the fact that we’re not (yet) an honor culture where getting into a stranger’s space and humiliating him is sufficient reason to get you beaten up or killed.
Defund the lawyers and 90% of this idiocy goes away.
Unless I’m missing something while internet pranksters come in all colours their chosen victims do not.
Possibly because it is well known that the culture referred to by grunn has existed for some time as evidenced, for example, by the frequency of drive-by shootings.
“…….an honor culture where getting into a stranger’s space and humiliating him is sufficient reason to get you beaten up or killed”.
For those who hadn’t read further into the tweents about the ATM prank, it turns out that it’s from 2014, and both the ATM guy and the “robber” were testing the responses of bystanders to a mugging. My only complaint is that they didn’t give the “victim” a broken nose as well.
Clearly, even though they were Aussies, they were influenced by the Kitty Genovese story from the New York Times that people wouldn’t help thwart a crime (a story which has since been proven false, but which persists to this day). I think they can sue the newspaper for damages. I’d like to see them try.
“True self.“
“[Dahlia] Lithwick says many female attorneys she knows feel this way about the law: no respect for its majestic authority (‘I didn’t go to law school because I had a deep respect for the rule of law’), but a canny appreciation for its usefulness in getting people to do what you want.”
His pretty nails.
That paw on the right is like a scene from a 1960’s horror film when the bloke is turning into a werewolf.
And the subtle, ladylike way in which the eye is directed towards his crotch.
“I am a lady. Are you a lady? Isn’t it lovely being a lady”
Is that clip indeed from Little Britain?
Because hood rats face insufficient consequences. Gee, thanks, liberals.
Britain needs an intervention.
“This was me before I decided to be Queequeg”
How to deal with Mizzy “pranksters”.
Tragic irreversible consequences of insanity. Likely encouraged by other insane and/or malevolent people.
Misery loves company. So does madness.
Speaking of madness: “The parolee accused of badly beating and robbing a man on Friday ‘mishandled the stress’ of being a ‘peacekeeper’ in Chicago, former federal official says.”