Friday Ephemera (679)
A rather tense situation. || His is bigger than yours. || Taste the rainbow. || Not today, baby. || British policing, circa 2023. || Meanwhile, in Germany. || “We don’t use gendered language in this household.” || And how was your day at school? || When getting dressed has to be, like, super-duper complicated. || Today’s word is parenting. || Car park encounter. || Post-shoplifting scenario. || Chicago airport scenes. || Parking is hard. || Apparently, it runs in families. || He has euphoria-inducing stains. || Hello, ladies. || “Love never fails.” || It’s not milk, sir, and it’s not at all nutritious. Also. || Cannot say, must not think. || Side-eye of note. || When you’re not really that keen on tomatoes. || A scale model of time. || And finally, when you turn up at the wrong house but still fancy your chances.
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Transhausen by proxy: a 7 yr old has no idea about being a man or woman. They have no idea about sexual attraction. They say “ewwww” if they see anyone kiss. They don’t turn and look at a good looking butt. They tend to do boy or girl things to greater or lesser degrees but that can all change a lot when the hormones hit. Putting rainbows in the kids section is sexualizing them. Do we put big phallus symbols in the children’s section to celebrate heterosexuality (well, except in Japan…)?
Speaking of bikes, at least the motor ones, there has been much mocking of the UK rozzers of late, but the technology they have, not sure if it is a cloaking device, or teleportation.
“I don’t care about facts, I’m right.”
Cloaking device.
To be fair they used the teleportation function pretty skilfully. Imagine the mess if the van had materialised on top of the bike.
But then shouldn’t the Battenberg markings be replaced by a Bird of Prey?
Turnabout is fair play: I don’t care if bad things happen to her/it.
Yes, but mommy wants attention. Mommy wants to be interesting and oh so fashionable.
Go to funeral, stay for the fights, as one does.
Bearing in mind the identity of the deceased it’s unclear whether the fighting was in support of BLM or TLM.
Personally I have always believed that BLT’s matter.
This guy has a question.
It turns out that fish do need a bicycle.
Guy with a question.
Imagine if he actually married a rich lesbian only to find out it was another bloke.
Who was skint.
And had even more issues than him, although I admit that may be a bridge too far.
Welsh riots: The expected template for such stories is “This candid footage, which some viewers may find disturbing, has once again raised questions about systemic racism/Islamophobia in the police”.
But they’re all white, no racism/Islamophobia angle. And the only footage on offer is of a bike going down the street, the street empty, and then a van going down the street. No wonder the young BBC editors want to spice it up with vans that materialize out of thin air behind Harry Potter and his chum.
Embarrassing Mix-up As Joseph Wears Coat Of Many Colors During Pride Month Again
Meanwhile, his lesser known, pastry chef, brother wears a coat of many crullers.
Also at the Bee: Jordan Peterson Considers Every Possible Meaning Of Bible Story Except That It Might Mean Exactly What It Says
I like Peterson a lot, but that is hilarious.
Actual barking moonbats.
Reduce “urban” crime with a midnight basketball program!
I’m not sure who are more insane: the dysmorphics or the druggies or the liberals with their lunatic social justice policies.
Official drains dam to retrieve lost phone
Amazingly, this was in India rather than California.
Another thing I cannot understand. Martin Landau. I just don’t get it. North by Northwest, Space 1999, this episode of Columbo that we just watched. It just doesn’t make any sense.
Actual barking moonbats.
They sound just like the nasty little yappy dogs that I detest.
Yes, destroy the sport, and destroy all female sports, and indeed destroy reason, and then… huzzah, she’s won. Now there’s an impulse to be proud of.
Or you could just, you know, have an open category.
The irate lady above is Emma Vigeland. She has pronouns in her bio. Those who disagree with her, or who find her approach to debate somewhat lacking, are disdained as “TERFs.”
Women competing against men.
https://youtu.be/v4iJjTfItkc
He gone! He gone!
P.s. I’ve just noticed the young woman who is right is also a “Young Turks” alum. To quote Dumbledore, actually Harry when you think about it, it really isn’t surprising at all”.
The irate lady above is Emma Vigeland.
1) The only people who think “inclusion as a broad societal goal” is a thing are not society broadly, but the “trans” and their lapdogs like Emma.
2) TBF, “gender affirming care” would solve this but by giving the mental health resources (and/or in the case of kids, discipline) required to affirm to the confused and/or LARPers that their “genders” match their factory equipment.
Apparently, this woman is an actress of some kind.
Today’s words, by the way, are social contagion.
A nasty bunch with seriously fascistic tendencies, as I recall.
And her children are the actees.
“So many atrocities throughout history have been committed by people with this mindset: “My social goal matters more than reality.”
They’re like very stupid children, trying to pound square pegs into round holes. Except that the pegs are human beings.
Calling someone a TERF is an instant clue that you are a despicable fanatic with evil intentions.
Apparently, this woman is an actress of some kind.
Must keep reminding myself that not all actors and actresses are insane.
Is the Moon inhabited?
Cures biliousness, torpid liver and female weakness.
It’s almost too much to hope for.
Now trying to decide whether female weakness or torpid liver would be the better band name.
Now trying to decide whether female weakness or torpid liver would be the better band name.
Electric Bitters.
“Torpid Liver” is the album, “Female Weakness”, 3rd track, side one.
“I’d like a picture, for my dining room, of me with my husband.”
“So none of these work, huh?”
Jimi Hendrix, lead guitar and vocals.
Don’t these idiots understand what “protected class” means?
You can’t just go around firing them.
Jimi Hendrix, lead guitar and vocals.
Nope, people who are actually alive and can play. Boogaloo Joe Jones and Warren Haynes on guitar, Susan Tedeschi vocals
You can’t just go around firing them.
Neither, apparently, can you throw their miserable asses under the jail.
“rare instances of unfairness” in sports: right. Every single woman’s sports record will be held by men. They have already won weight lifting, biking, swimming. And the records they set will remain forever out of reach of any female. As someone noted, every single competitor in top men’s running events set times that were better than the women’s world record (pick an event from 100m to marathon). Women cannot even throw the shot that men throw.
This sort of certainty is what leads to riots, genocide, hate crimes, censorship.
Only a bigot would decline to hire this sinister freak.
Why settle for an HBCU, she is not really committed to avoiding wypipo unless she opts for the University of Kinshasa.
Now do sexual dysmorphia.
Podcast call of note. (Language &c.)
Don’t these idiots understand what “protected class” means? You can’t just go around firing them.
I think I’ve seen the film.
Brearley, which sounds like made up WASP school from a film, has of course come up here before.
Metal-Umlaut Europe: interesting choice of name, isn’t it? Judging by this article, it sounds like she assimilated if not to the Molly Ringwald prom queen white girls, at least to the Ally Sheedy weird white girls.
Ctrl-F hair returns nothing. None of the co-workers or customers wanted to touch her hair? Hard to believe.
The casual remarks of the co-worker were obviously unwise. Was he a clueless jock and unthinking racist, as we’re left to understand in the article? Or was there a context where she told people she was black 50 times a day and joked about the flat asses of white women, and he stupidly thought that reciprocal joshing was ok? Not going to find that out in the article.
Inclusion as a broad societal goal trumps cherry-picked instances of “unfairness”.
The social marxist way to fight unfairness is with more unfairness. That oughta work.
Munchausen by progressive.
This gentleman informs us that being normal is like murdering babies, so don’t do that.
Or, mentally ill man is mentally ill.
Note that he isn’t quite sure of the details, but he knows the general attitude that’s expected. He knows who to disdain. Who to scold.
Being, as he is, so immensely sorted out.