Friday Ephemera (679)
A rather tense situation. || His is bigger than yours. || Taste the rainbow. || Not today, baby. || British policing, circa 2023. || Meanwhile, in Germany. || “We don’t use gendered language in this household.” || And how was your day at school? || When getting dressed has to be, like, super-duper complicated. || Today’s word is parenting. || Car park encounter. || Post-shoplifting scenario. || Chicago airport scenes. || Parking is hard. || Apparently, it runs in families. || He has euphoria-inducing stains. || Hello, ladies. || “Love never fails.” || It’s not milk, sir, and it’s not at all nutritious. Also. || Cannot say, must not think. || Side-eye of note. || When you’re not really that keen on tomatoes. || A scale model of time. || And finally, when you turn up at the wrong house but still fancy your chances.
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Transhausen by proxy: a 7 yr old has no idea about being a man or woman. They have no idea about sexual attraction. They say “ewwww” if they see anyone kiss. They don’t turn and look at a good looking butt. They tend to do boy or girl things to greater or lesser degrees but that can all change a lot when the hormones hit. Putting rainbows in the kids section is sexualizing them. Do we put big phallus symbols in the children’s section to celebrate heterosexuality (well, except in Japan…)?
Speaking of bikes, at least the motor ones, there has been much mocking of the UK rozzers of late, but the technology they have, not sure if it is a cloaking device, or teleportation.
“I don’t care about facts, I’m right.”
Cloaking device.
To be fair they used the teleportation function pretty skilfully. Imagine the mess if the van had materialised on top of the bike.
But then shouldn’t the Battenberg markings be replaced by a Bird of Prey?
Turnabout is fair play: I don’t care if bad things happen to her/it.
Yes, but mommy wants attention. Mommy wants to be interesting and oh so fashionable.
Go to funeral, stay for the fights, as one does.
Bearing in mind the identity of the deceased it’s unclear whether the fighting was in support of BLM or TLM.
Personally I have always believed that BLT’s matter.
This guy has a question.
It turns out that fish do need a bicycle.
Guy with a question.
Imagine if he actually married a rich lesbian only to find out it was another bloke.
Who was skint.
And had even more issues than him, although I admit that may be a bridge too far.
Welsh riots: The expected template for such stories is “This candid footage, which some viewers may find disturbing, has once again raised questions about systemic racism/Islamophobia in the police”.
But they’re all white, no racism/Islamophobia angle. And the only footage on offer is of a bike going down the street, the street empty, and then a van going down the street. No wonder the young BBC editors want to spice it up with vans that materialize out of thin air behind Harry Potter and his chum.
Embarrassing Mix-up As Joseph Wears Coat Of Many Colors During Pride Month Again
Meanwhile, his lesser known, pastry chef, brother wears a coat of many crullers.
Also at the Bee: Jordan Peterson Considers Every Possible Meaning Of Bible Story Except That It Might Mean Exactly What It Says
I like Peterson a lot, but that is hilarious.
Actual barking moonbats.
Reduce “urban” crime with a midnight basketball program!
I’m not sure who are more insane: the dysmorphics or the druggies or the liberals with their lunatic social justice policies.
Official drains dam to retrieve lost phone
Amazingly, this was in India rather than California.
Another thing I cannot understand. Martin Landau. I just don’t get it. North by Northwest, Space 1999, this episode of Columbo that we just watched. It just doesn’t make any sense.
Actual barking moonbats.
They sound just like the nasty little yappy dogs that I detest.
Yes, destroy the sport, and destroy all female sports, and indeed destroy reason, and then… huzzah, she’s won. Now there’s an impulse to be proud of.
Or you could just, you know, have an open category.
The irate lady above is Emma Vigeland. She has pronouns in her bio. Those who disagree with her, or who find her approach to debate somewhat lacking, are disdained as “TERFs.”
Women competing against men.
https://youtu.be/v4iJjTfItkc
He gone! He gone!
P.s. I’ve just noticed the young woman who is right is also a “Young Turks” alum. To quote Dumbledore, actually Harry when you think about it, it really isn’t surprising at all”.
The irate lady above is Emma Vigeland.
1) The only people who think “inclusion as a broad societal goal” is a thing are not society broadly, but the “trans” and their lapdogs like Emma.
2) TBF, “gender affirming care” would solve this but by giving the mental health resources (and/or in the case of kids, discipline) required to affirm to the confused and/or LARPers that their “genders” match their factory equipment.
Apparently, this woman is an actress of some kind.
Today’s words, by the way, are social contagion.
A nasty bunch with seriously fascistic tendencies, as I recall.
And her children are the actees.
“So many atrocities throughout history have been committed by people with this mindset: “My social goal matters more than reality.”
They’re like very stupid children, trying to pound square pegs into round holes. Except that the pegs are human beings.
Calling someone a TERF is an instant clue that you are a despicable fanatic with evil intentions.
Apparently, this woman is an actress of some kind.
Must keep reminding myself that not all actors and actresses are insane.
Is the Moon inhabited?
Cures biliousness, torpid liver and female weakness.
It’s almost too much to hope for.
Now trying to decide whether female weakness or torpid liver would be the better band name.
Now trying to decide whether female weakness or torpid liver would be the better band name.
Electric Bitters.
“Torpid Liver” is the album, “Female Weakness”, 3rd track, side one.
“I’d like a picture, for my dining room, of me with my husband.”
“So none of these work, huh?”
Jimi Hendrix, lead guitar and vocals.
Don’t these idiots understand what “protected class” means?
You can’t just go around firing them.
Jimi Hendrix, lead guitar and vocals.
Nope, people who are actually alive and can play. Boogaloo Joe Jones and Warren Haynes on guitar, Susan Tedeschi vocals
You can’t just go around firing them.
Neither, apparently, can you throw their miserable asses under the jail.
“rare instances of unfairness” in sports: right. Every single woman’s sports record will be held by men. They have already won weight lifting, biking, swimming. And the records they set will remain forever out of reach of any female. As someone noted, every single competitor in top men’s running events set times that were better than the women’s world record (pick an event from 100m to marathon). Women cannot even throw the shot that men throw.
This sort of certainty is what leads to riots, genocide, hate crimes, censorship.
Only a bigot would decline to hire this sinister freak.
Why settle for an HBCU, she is not really committed to avoiding wypipo unless she opts for the University of Kinshasa.
Now do sexual dysmorphia.
Podcast call of note. (Language &c.)
Don’t these idiots understand what “protected class” means? You can’t just go around firing them.
I think I’ve seen the film.
Brearley, which sounds like made up WASP school from a film, has of course come up here before.
Metal-Umlaut Europe: interesting choice of name, isn’t it? Judging by this article, it sounds like she assimilated if not to the Molly Ringwald prom queen white girls, at least to the Ally Sheedy weird white girls.
Ctrl-F hair returns nothing. None of the co-workers or customers wanted to touch her hair? Hard to believe.
The casual remarks of the co-worker were obviously unwise. Was he a clueless jock and unthinking racist, as we’re left to understand in the article? Or was there a context where she told people she was black 50 times a day and joked about the flat asses of white women, and he stupidly thought that reciprocal joshing was ok? Not going to find that out in the article.
Inclusion as a broad societal goal trumps cherry-picked instances of “unfairness”.
The social marxist way to fight unfairness is with more unfairness. That oughta work.
Munchausen by progressive.
This gentleman informs us that being normal is like murdering babies, so don’t do that.
Or, mentally ill man is mentally ill.
Note that he isn’t quite sure of the details, but he knows the general attitude that’s expected. He knows who to disdain. Who to scold.
Being, as he is, so immensely sorted out.
OK, U of Colorado, might not be a bad assumption, but I still wouldn’t play.
This gentleman informs us that being normal is like murdering babies,
Not just any babies. I believe he says it’s like murdering baby seals. (Though he does talk like Serge (Bronson Pinchot) from Beverly Hills Cop–“I make it myself back there with the lemon twist.”)
Punchline: Club em like a baby seal.
Like WTP I don’t remember the joke set-up.
LOL
I suppose it’s one of the benefits of watching a beginner, or someone who isn’t very skilled at The Game.
You can practically see the programme running.
You can practically see the programme running.
In the 60s and 70s he would have talked about “the man” and the “revolution”. The more things change…
It’s a strange, very modern experience – to be morally scolded by someone who appears lost in self-absorption, terminally so, and who spends an extraordinary amount of time – many, many hours – making countless, utterly banal TikTok videos of himself. Not videos of himself doing things, or achieving things, or having a good time. Just being effete and blank, and seemingly unhappy.
Again, what part of “protected class” are you not getting?
Makes you pine for the days of ‘mother’s little helper’.
They encourage the former.
Again, what part of “protected class” are you not getting?
Many such cases.
In my youth we’d say “pull the string and she talks”.
The rationale is that Daquan is not mentally competent.* Apparently “Minnesota nice” means that highly dangerous lunatics cannot be locked up, because Reasons.
The conclusion is obvious: Not only must people like Daquan be locked up for the safety of our children, all the damned liberals should also be locked up.
…highly dangerous lunatics cannot be locked up, because Reasons.
Indeed. Apparently this was but one of many (I know you are shocked) encounters with the legal system, and even nice Minnesota has a “Security Hospital”* for this sort of thing.
*(artist formerly known as prison for the criminally insane)
Don’t try to reason with mad dogs, shoot them.
This is long, but worth your time to see the utter denial and self delusion required to justify about a year’s worth (so far) of “gender affirmation” surgery and complications, because being a man just means being able to stand up to take a leak, apparently.
From Exulansic, seen here before taking apart the woo of “developmental gender”, a story from Phalloplasty Philes.
It’s tragic, with a dash of dark farce.
About 20 minutes in, after Ashton has had her mouth lining removed – to fabricate yet another attempt at an ersatz urethra – “I don’t regret it for a second,” she mumbles. “And I would do it all over again…” The mismatch between the words and what the eyes are saying is hard to miss.
In happier news, a YouTube ‘prankster’ encounters pushback. Mostly around his nose.
Heres hoping that Mizzy encounters similar pushback before long although as the little turd only picks on women and orthodox Jews it’s unlikely.
I’m not well versed on these matters so do noses generally crack open like that or was mr one-punch wearing a ring?
I have the sound off because it’s 5AM here but curious…does the guy getting his money from the ATM call for help at any time? If so perhaps the district attorney can charge him as an accomplice.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xZDN05VFG4E?feature=share
Squeals like a little piggy.
The mismatch between the words and what the eyes are saying is hard to miss.
Indeed, and in a follow up video wherein having the fauxllus split open for another six months is described Exulansic notes the rage behind the happy talk, “best decision of my life, I’ll be so happy when I can pee, no ragerts”. As is also noted, the woman never admits that she was apparently given bad info about the procedure and complications, or that there is any blame for whoever performed the procedures.
It’s tragic, with a dash of dark farce.
But mostly tragic, in another video a self-described “gay male on T” married to a man gets pregnant, as gay males are wont to do despite the internet wisdom the testosterone prevents pregnancy.
Having been “on T” the baby is premature, a C-section is required, and the kid evidently has had complications, likely because of the testosterone even though it was stopped after the pregnancy was discovered. However the woman restarts testosterone after the birth on the internet advice it will stop post-partum depression. Alas, having had a bilateral mastectomy, she can’t “chestfeed”.
As is pointed out, the “help” these people are getting is not the help they need.
It seems to me that they’re trying to fix a software problem by smashing up the hardware. Then smashing it up some more at monthly intervals. For years.
Shouldn’t have stopped punching until his nose was flat.
In other video hijinks news, trouble for Furry Potato…
Shot (literally);
Chaser.
Relevant.
Pushing the boundaries of free speech and free movement, by targeting people with behavior calculated to put them in fear. What could go wrong?
That reminds me of some arguments I had with some libertarians back in the 90’s: There were news reports of Muslim immigrants who not only went around with their faces covered, they demanded that their faces remain covered when photographed for drivers licenses. The libertarians defended the Muslims: The police (and anyone else) had no right to require a photograph that could be compared to a face. What’s more, it was “islamophobic” to object to masked people walking into banks and shops. Now, after COVID, we have innumerable reports of masked robbers and looters and arsonists.
“Let’s go clubbing”
–every young Brit
Nothing did go wrong. The left pushed the First Amendment limits thus putting the First Amendment in a bad light. The FA is important to the right, as it would be to anyone out of power. To those in power the FA is a PITA. Double bonus on the Second Amendment front as well. Perhaps they knew that that specific security guard could easily be provoked. There’s always a vulnerable one somewhere.
Well, he/she/it did FAFO (which is good), but he has now sued the guard, the school, and the synagogue (which is bad as it will cost them time and possibly a lot of money).
Did you notice that the provocateur is transgender? And his attorney claims that the shooting was an anti-trans bias crime? LOL
No but it makes sense in the sense that there was sufficient stupid there. Thus all the more reason. The tranny will sue and the lawyers will make money either way. The guard loses, the synagogue/school loses. The tranny really has no existence except to attract attention to itself so it also wins either way. It doesn’t have to risk anything and now has the drama of courts and trials and more attention. Surely an improvement with greater payoff potential than whatever it was doing before. What conservatives fail to understand about the FAAFO scenarios is that these people doing the FA are essentially hopeless. They have (been brainwashed to think that they have) no future. They live like mayflies. All they have is the moments that they are in.
“And this year’s award for “Creative Use Of Videographic Equipment” goes to…”
“Late last year, Perez posted a video from outside the Islamic Center of Southern California in Koreatown. She was pepper-sprayed by a security guard. The LAPD also responded to that scene, and Perez said she was on a public sidewalk when the guard sprayed her.”
So apparently not an anti-semite , just a complete idiot. I can’t find any reports stating whether Mr Potato sued the Islamic Centre.
I also like the fact that his attorney stated that the incident was in part due to his client being transgender. No it wasn’t, it’s because your client is an idiot, albeit a thumping great big one in a frock.
In happier news, a YouTube ‘prankster’ encounters pushback. Mostly around his nose.
“It’s a prank!” means I wasn’t trying to steal your wallet for fun and profit, I was just trying to scare and humiliate you for fun and profit. And now I’m making a claim on civility, on the fact that we’re not (yet) an honor culture where getting into a stranger’s space and humiliating him is sufficient reason to get you beaten up or killed.
Defund the lawyers and 90% of this idiocy goes away.
Unless I’m missing something while internet pranksters come in all colours their chosen victims do not.
Possibly because it is well known that the culture referred to by grunn has existed for some time as evidenced, for example, by the frequency of drive-by shootings.
“…….an honor culture where getting into a stranger’s space and humiliating him is sufficient reason to get you beaten up or killed”.
For those who hadn’t read further into the tweents about the ATM prank, it turns out that it’s from 2014, and both the ATM guy and the “robber” were testing the responses of bystanders to a mugging. My only complaint is that they didn’t give the “victim” a broken nose as well.
Clearly, even though they were Aussies, they were influenced by the Kitty Genovese story from the New York Times that people wouldn’t help thwart a crime (a story which has since been proven false, but which persists to this day). I think they can sue the newspaper for damages. I’d like to see them try.
“True self.“
“[Dahlia] Lithwick says many female attorneys she knows feel this way about the law: no respect for its majestic authority (‘I didn’t go to law school because I had a deep respect for the rule of law’), but a canny appreciation for its usefulness in getting people to do what you want.”
His pretty nails.
That paw on the right is like a scene from a 1960’s horror film when the bloke is turning into a werewolf.
And the subtle, ladylike way in which the eye is directed towards his crotch.
“I am a lady. Are you a lady? Isn’t it lovely being a lady”
Is that clip indeed from Little Britain?
Because hood rats face insufficient consequences. Gee, thanks, liberals.
Britain needs an intervention.
“This was me before I decided to be Queequeg”
How to deal with Mizzy “pranksters”.
Tragic irreversible consequences of insanity. Likely encouraged by other insane and/or malevolent people.
Misery loves company. So does madness.
Speaking of madness: “The parolee accused of badly beating and robbing a man on Friday ‘mishandled the stress’ of being a ‘peacekeeper’ in Chicago, former federal official says.”