Friday Ephemera (677)
The burger commercial we deserve. || I believe this is what’s known as booty. || “The aesthetics of the scrotum is little explored.” || Regarding lyrics. Somewhat related. || The Nostromo aesthetic. The videos about Kubrick are also worth a peek. || Slappy face. || Suboptimal road surface. || Communing with asphalt. || It’s a sport like any other. || Pulitzer Prize. || I did not know they do that. || Do you like what you see? || Snug manoeuvre. || Never, you say. || She wanted “water and a cigarette.” || Choose wisely. || And what instrument do you play? || Today’s word is pursuit. || Pronouns, obviously. || Her pronouns, however, are way more complicated, so I guess she wins. || The perils of imported Monster Munch. || Feathered creature hears things. || And finally, in uplifting news, the wonders that make-up can do.
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And Jack in the Box®.
Lots of Jack in the Box®.
If that was Euro Truck Simulator, I’d have hit the wall three times and turned the truck on its side. Mind you, I’d have been doing at least 60.
Kudos for importing Monster Munch to heathen lands though.
Well, I say. She certainly looks healthy enough.
Going to have to watch that again. For science.
I never managed to develop a taste for the stuff, even as a child. Is it a delicacy round your way, in The Barren North?
No, nope, nada … they are NOT trying to get your kids, you right-winger facist conspiracy-mongers!
Darleen: I love how if you are trying to get the government to leave you alone you are a fascist, because fascists were all about leaving people alone. hahahah not.
In two weeks it will be the 44th anniversary of the release of Alien…and roughly 83 years since the release of Disney’s Pinocchio.
The nerve of this woman not to smile after having been beaten in a bike race by a man.
…83 years since the release of Disney’s Pinocchio.
Speaking of Disney, coming soon to a theatre near you…
She, and by extension all women, deserve what they get. They, nor their husbands, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, nor uncles nor aunts…nor doctors, coaches, friends , etc. have the guts (and the men lack the balls) to speak up loudly nor forcefully in her defense. And the very few that do get left twisting in the wind by everyone else.
Speaking of which, has anyone here donated to the Daniel Penny defense fund yet? It’s only at about $400K last I checked and he’s gonna need a shitload more than that. Because justice costs money. The f***ing lawyers’ kids need braces.
Proof that British policing is indeed going to the dogs.
A different kind of claw machine
The Japanese Minister of Health will make you better
Yep, sure did.
I did not know they do that , didn’t do me any harm either
Grounds for war? Or just a sharply worded note?
Certainly a word needs to be had to prevent further embarrassment.
Now I think I might have Blue Cod and chips for lunch.
Mashup?
Link?
Yes. I understand it might be hard to find.
Haven’t had any in a good long while to be fair, but back in the ’80s Monster Munch, Quavers and cherry Coke formed a significant proportion of my overall diet.
Added my mite.
God bless you.
It seems to me that as a political movement, LBQT+ is almost entirely white and <30yrs old. Not gays or lesbians per se, but the activists. AND I have never seen a pic of a POC trans person–I guess they are never “born in the wrong body”. heh
They say it as if it’s a bad thing.
You’re welcome.
Speaking of the anniversary of Alien, here’s a chest burster.
“We have the meats!”
has anyone here donated to the Daniel Penny defense fund yet?
If there is an official, vetted one, I’ll definitely toss something in the pot. But I hang back at the beginning because I’m a suspicious old lady who has seen others scammed by fake charities.
– a remarkable number of whom turn out to be registered sex offenders –
Head Of ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’ Org Arrested For Child Porn.
Blomme’s employment at the time of arrest was a Milwaukee County Circuit Court Judge.
Oh!
Seconded. ‘Tin eared’ is spot on.
Daniel Penny Defence Fund
Ping.
(plus a small one for our host so he doesn’t feel left out).
Bless you, sir. May your ironing be effortless.
And the tin-eared don’t appear to see the irony of declaring their own progressive and feminist credentials while robbing the woman in the song of cleverness and agency. Reducing her to a dupe, a victim, rather than an equal with ambitions of her own.
Again, you have to marvel at how the default progressive line is not only tin-eared and wrong, but actually an inversion of the songwriters’ intent.
Those darling wee nippers.
from the link: “Wow where are the parents?”
The answer is obvious: The kids learned to be scumbags by watching their parents.
Previously in David Thomson Ironing Blessings…
Heh.
Variations on a theme.
Understandable but I’m pretty sure GiveSendGo, a Christian organization…for whatever that is worth…has been vetted…well as much as reasonably possible. Then there’s the rabbit hole of who vets the vetters….vetterers…vetteders…whatever.
If there is an official, vetted one, I’ll definitely toss something in the pot.
For what it is worth, DeSantis linked it, and I’d imagine he and/or his minions would have checked it out.
Variations on a theme.
Variation of variations on a theme…
A situation had arisen.
Some small comeuppance.
As a fan of old movies, I like to point out that Baby It’s Cold Outside was performed twice in the original movie, Neptune’s Daughter. The first time is the traditional version, with Esther Williams not able to stay, and Ricardo Montalbán telling her it’s cold outside. Then, there’s a reprise (starting at about 2:25 in the linked video), but with the gender roles switched: Red Skelton doesn’t want to stay, and Betty Garrett tells him it’s cold outside.
So it’s been known since the 1940s that these are adults fully aware of what they’re doing. And yet, despite having this brought up, people still claim every year that the song is sexist. They’re not well-intentioned people opposing sexual violence; they’re nasty control freaks who don’t want people to have any joy they don’t approve of. And the pushback needs to point out how nasty and intolerant these people are.
Sums up ‘woke’ quite nicely.
It’s perhaps worth noting that when Laurie Penny, for instance, first tweeted her tin-eared misconstrual of the song, six or seven years ago, several people replied with polite corrections and links explaining the ‘drink’ line, the general context, etc. This did not appear to inhibit an all but identical misconstrual the following year, and at least one more since.
In a non political but similar issue I just learned today that there’s apparently some convoluted controversy where smart people…”smart” people feel the need to tell us that in the movie Tombstone, the character of Doc Holiday doesn’t say “I’m your huckleberry” but “I’m your huckle bearer”. Because, you see you dumb dumb dummies, that huckles, or buckles if-you-will, are the handles on the side of a casket. So of course he doesn’t say “huckleberry”. You dumb, dumb, dummies.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens hit hardest.
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Only jailed for 3 years. That is small. She should have been charged with attempted murder.
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Oh well, I guess the reason it worked previewed was it was locally cached, but leave it to the weak to try to claim a meme as their own.
It is King Charles with the Orb and “Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less”, and so on. Another variation…
I liked the one that said, “When you’re trying to clean out your garage but you keep coming across cool stuff”.