Friday Ephemera
Guess he needed some attention around the back end. || He does this better than you do. || Not unstylish sea beastie. || Autonomous, unmanned beverage and snack car. || What do you keep in your drawers? || Delivery detected. || Why dogs don’t rule the… oh. (h/t, Perry) || Greetings, human. || Greenery of note. || Gothic mansion, Lancashire, needs a little work. || Kraftwerk being Kraftwerk, 1982. || Classy funeral do. || What concerns me, though, is the lack of toilet paper. || Middle-school teacher needs your help. || And in mining museum news. || Nightmare scenario. || Jar contents of note. || Meaty scenes. || Tokyo, 1935. || He’s “validating” himself. Other terms are available. || It’s like a Rorschach test. || At last, a flamethrower for kids. || And finally, his telekinetic shield proved somewhat inadequate.
Antifa house band?
When you take too many drugs and the walls start closing in.
Will my gratuitous denigration of cucumber sandwiches get me detained on my next visit to the UK?
Urban sniper.
How to win a gunfight with a catgirl.
This is how social media degenerate into dysfunctionality and uselessness
Tokyo, 1935
I was born in a city on one of the Great Lakes. Fishing boats of that size were still a thing in the 1940’s.
Would it be “impolite” to wave shocking videos like these in the faces of defund-the-police liberals?
Jar contents of note
Ah, a return to the good old days
Because of its ammonium content, lant was most commonly used for floor cleaning and laundry. According to early housekeeping guides, bedpans would be collected by one of the younger male servants and put away to ferment to a mild caustic before use.
In larger cottage industries, lant was used in wool-processing[3] and as a source of saltpeter for gunpowder. In times of urgent need and in districts where these were the chief industries, the whole town was expected to contribute to its supply.
Tortoise enema?
Gothic mansion, Lancashire, needs a little work.
Can’t be as much work as fixing the 4,000 holes in Blackburn.
It’s like a Rorschach test.
Is Richard Cranium from Thrace?
“Greenery of note.”
Here in the parched south of England, we can only dream of such colour…
Middle-school teacher needs your help.
Sounds like the kids are smarter than the teacher.
He’s “validating” himself. Other terms are available.
Offer of a teaching job in 3… 2…
Morning, all.
Offer of a teaching job in 3… 2…
The desire to mention the ages of the girls is not, I think, trivial and it’s worth noting that among dysmorphic men, the terms “validation” and “gender euphoria” are often euphemisms for arousal.
I’m sure the girls, and their parents, would have been thrilled.
Here in the parched south of England, we can only dream of such colour…
[ Looks out of window, watches downpour. ]
Nightmare scenario.
No. Just no.
No. Just no.
Indeed. I’m not a great enthusiast of tinned tomatoes anyway, but the smothering of mashed potatoes with the stuff is just a moral outrage.
[ Starts making placards, organising protest. ]
“It don’t make sense,” she says.
“It don’t make sense,” she says.
She seems nice.
She seems nice.
Ms Reb Raconte – pronouns “he/she/they” – seems to believe that cleverness can be achieved by saying stupid things very quickly.
With the proliferation of tortoises this week, it’s only fair I share this:
https://vimeo.com/588359325/09837b605a
I make no apologies. Love is love.
“It don’t make sense,” she says.
I am expecting June to become the month of clashing ideologies, now that Pride has competition with Juneteenth. What is a corporate marketing department to do?
it’s only fair I share this
I did raise an eyebrow at the arrival of a third party.
Something to consider.
AMAB or AFAB?
Something to consider.
3 questions
1. Is “clementine” the young girls father?
2. If not do they have a father?
3. If the answer to 2 is yes then why is “clementine” still walking (or even breathing)?
Actually any half-decent mother would step up to the plate. But this is in Washington.
Something to consider.
Yes. We are indeed talking about very bad people. Not well-meaning citizens at all. It’s troubling to think just how many “smart” people buy into this evil madness.
It’s like a Rorschach test.
Only in these days of troubled times. Historically the Thracians only wore them during the Second Anatolian War when they attacked Lesbos.
AMAB or AFAB?
Once again, no description or evidence of “harm”, yet another word beaten into meaninglessness.
Delivery detected.
I kept thinking how hideous the sofa was.
Ms Reb Raconte – pronouns “he/she/they” – seems to believe that cleverness can be achieved by saying stupid things very quickly.
LOL. That.
Tortoise: I think we assume reptiles are dumb because they have no facial expressions or vocalizations. Even a cow can let you know how it feels. But they aren’t that dumb.
Love is love
Did the earth move?
Historically the Thracians only wore them during the Second Anatolian War when they attacked Lesbos.
Making it clear which side they were on, presumably.
Tortoise love: but was it consensual?
“it don’t make sense”: with all the work needed to maintain the oppression around here, I am simply exhausted. Barely time to scratch my wypeepo ass.
In my entire life, I have seen a handful of trans. I have certainly never been in a position to oppress them. As to “nonbinary”, I must hang out in the right places because have never met one. I must be oppressing them remotely with the check I send to the “oppress everyone and uphold the gender binary” foundation.
Sofa delivery: it would have been cheaper to have it manufactured in their apt.
Sofa delivery: it would have been cheaper to have it manufactured in their apt.
The thing is, yes it’s big but it’s not huge. That looks like a fairly new and very expensive building in a fairly upscale area. How do they not have a freight elevator that can accommodate it? Is this routine? Maybe someone decided that it would be cheaper to hire a crane to do these things rather than put in a proper lift? It appears to be in an arid climate so rain may not be a factor.
As for “Clementine”, the YMCA has officially seen its last dime from me.
And finally, his telekinetic shield proved somewhat inadequate.
I’ll put £50 on the other guy.
Making it clear which side they were on, presumably.
That, and the origin of the term “charge headlong”.
“Is “clementine” the young girls father?”
Darling?
*ducks*
Sounds like a scheme to entice people to denigrate, vilify, and develop an extreme hatred of Britain.
More & more the Tories seem intent on preserving nothing but their emoluments.
AMAB or AFAB?
Do I understand this right that they just renamed the Gents and Ladies doors with woke gender garble acronyms, but still require the actual biology to determine who uses each, regardless what the owners think in their heads or have cut off or sewn on their bodies? Because I could have sworn it said trans women should use the AMAB, which is just the relabeled Mens Room.
On a side note, I am sad to see the old Typepad profile pic changed from the knob labeled Blow Hardest, Hard, Stop. I remember that being on the blog itself (I missed the original dust beneath my paws masthead, although now the Guild of Evil references make more sense.)
AMAB or AFAB: the bathroom and lockerroom thing reminds me that the same lefty women who get the vapors if men whistle at them on the street are afraid to object to men in their showers. Cowards.
A backup on the Moon.
A backup on the Moon.
So, “whitey’s on the Moon” again? Ah well…
– and what’s an AMAFAB? ABBA fan?
SMH
It’s that kind of Friday, so….
|| What do you keep in your drawers?
Big bag of “nope”.
|| Greetings, human.
I admit, I think I might scream out if I saw that at 35000 feet…
|| Gothic mansion, Lancashire, needs a little work.
Honestly, if I had the money….
|| Middle-school teacher needs your help.
I don’t think it’s our help she needs….
|| Nightmare scenario.
I don’t judge. Usually.
|| Meaty scenes.
To prevent this from fixating in my memory, I have to imagine those Pacific islanders of yore looking at this and thinking, “That’s a really big stew pot!”
|| Tokyo, 1935.
These are cool to see, but the added soundtracks always throw me off.
|| He’s “validating” himself. Other terms are available.
No one else would.
|| It’s like a Rorschach test.
Presumably, all failed. Should probably have been coloured purple. The comment about the white plumes was the tread-winner, though.
|| And finally, his telekinetic shield proved somewhat inadequate.
The karmic-balance readjustment in these things always generates a small smirk on my lips. These are the people who willingly buy ocean-front property in Arizona.
A backup on the Moon.
Why, tho?
Love is love:
When I was about ten years old, our family went to a zoo at which there were giant turtles (Honolulu Zoo, I think, but it might have been one in Canada). We saw a pair of them, um, back-scratching like this. My brother and I joked about it constantly for some time afterward. The loud, slow grunting echoes in my ears to this day and haunted me for years. I’m still unsure if it scarred me for life, and it’s been well over 30 years.
Just a tiny oversight.
A backup on the Moon.
A technical question. If there has been a cataclysmic event on Earth wiping out all, or nearly all life who will be available to go to the moon to re-stock and how will they get there and back?
The soul-searing decisions in life:
https://twitter.com/Aoife_Bee_/status/1555353471121072132?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&refsrc=email
Technically SFW but viewer caution advised
gothic mansion: this is the image I conjure whenever I hear “handyman special”