Friday Ephemera
Subway scenes. || Putty want ball. || Adventures in Magnetism with Professor Julius Sumner Miller. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || What if the Moon spiralled inwards towards the Earth? || He doesn’t respect you, alas. || Gusto detected. || Now wiggle yours. || Printed GIFs. || The thrill of teapot-making. || AI-generated 1970s sci-fi pulp covers. (h/t, Things) || The progressive retail experience, parts 414, 415, and 416. || “The universe will expand by 527,250 kilometres” in the blink of an eye. || Between bites and sips. || Beverage of note. || Cable guy. || The thrill of mental illness. || You shall not escape. || Headline of note. || I hadn’t considered this. || Old-school alternative. || And finally, a service is offered.
AI-generated 1970s sci-fi pulp covers.
The color schemes are pretty spot on, the fonts? Meh and the artwork is way too mixed up, wavy and you can’t tell a monster from a spaceship. Sci-fi pulp of the era was garish, sometimes abstract, but still pretty much recognizable.
Um … can someone explain to me under what statute or on what legal grounds can the Canadian government STOP people from giving their own money to truckers???
I’m at a loss. The money is legal, legally collected. It isn’t going to any criminal enterprise or criminals engaged in criminal activity.
What.The.Fuck?
He doesn’t respect you, alas.
Call it even.
Morning, all.
Call it even.
Well, quite. And note the implication that he and his transgender peers can in effect veto other people’s sexual boundaries, their erotic preferences. Such that, if the unhinged man in a blouse and hairband sees a fanciable stranger, the object of his desire shouldn’t be allowed to refuse, and if they do refuse, it can only be because they’re insufficiently woke, i.e., wrong politically. As if the issue could only be their hang-ups, not his. As if not fancying someone – say an unhinged man in a blouse and hairband – requires some elaborate philosophical and political justification.
It’s quite a conceit.
See also.
Not entirely unrelated.
“The thrill of mental illness.”
‘I just woke up from a switch…’ Silly me, I thought she mean the Nintendo console, no wonder it didn’t make sense.
Wait, it still doesn’t.
Old school alternative.
*awards dad points*
*awards dad points*
And if you look in the background, he has other projects.
Between bites and sips
Last October I managed to keep a mask off 3 out of 4 hours on a Las Vegas to Nashville flight. At one point an attendant was about to address me and I quickly smiled, held up my nearly empty coffee cup, and asked, “Can I get some more?” This seemed to trigger her trained auto response, so off she went and came back with another cup of diversion for me.
Further to this and this, these made me chuckle – rather unkindly, I have to say:

I was tickled by the idea that if you aren’t impressed by Laurie’s latest book, and even if you explain at length exactly why, quoting her verbatim and teasing out the errors, then the only explanation is that you’re “transphobic,” or just beastly. No other possibilities could exist, you see.
He doesn’t respect you, alas.
Then what happens when one transperson doesn’t find another transperson attractive and wishes not to fuck them? Is that akin to dividing by zero?
[A] who’s-who of UK transphobia.
David, have you made the list? Is there a membership fee and do I need residency to get on it? What about merch, can I buy merch?
[ Quietly fixes Stephanie’s catastrophic and mortifying runaway-italics blunder. ]
I didn’t want you to be embarrassed or anything. By your catastrophic blunder with the italics, I mean.
Did Stephanie make some kind of horrifying and terrible runaway-italics blunder?
Damn, I missed STEPHANIE’S CATASTROPHIC RUNAWAY-ITALICS BLUNDER. How bad was it?
How bad was it?
Ever the gentleman, I couldn’t say.
It would be embarrassing for Stephanie. And we can’t have that.
You see how quickly the rabble can turn on you?
For those who don’t scroll down. According to commentator Lord_Snow77:
The money is legal, legally collected.
Canada, so, I think money is the property of the crown?
For those who don’t scroll down.
You’re really stamping any residual cuteness out of that one. Before setting it on fire and rolling it off a cliff. Into molten lava.
what statute or on what legal grounds can the Canadian government STOP people from giving their own money to truckers?
The Hong Kong police have solved that problem easily. Describe it as money laundering and the legal principle is instantly reversed. The alleged launderer has to prove it isn’t laundered rather than the prosecution having to prove that it is.
stamping any residual cuteness
Hey. Don’t shoot the messenger!
The thrill of mental illness.
That mentalist should call the police immediately. Her boyfriend just raped one of her personalities, which did not give its consent.
Fortunately her boyfriend may have a reasonable defence if it was one of his alternate personalities which had sex with her alternate personality. And if his alternate also claims he was asked for money by her alternate then she could probably be charged with solicitation.
I think it’s best if they both call the police and let the courts sort it out.
Wait, it still doesn’t.
The fetching lass claims one of her “alternate identities” shagged her boyfriend (poor bastard). It is the bogus dissociative identity disorder that has become a fad among the Tik-Tac set of late along with bogus Tourette Syndrome the interesting thing of which is that virtually all of the Tourette Tik-Takers are female, and real Tourette Syndrome has an overwhelmingly male prevalence. Oops.
In today’s exciting episode of “How The Hell Do These People Get Elected” Dangers of Ice Fishing.
Dangers of Ice Fishing.
So, er, are the prostitutes under the ice, or just lurking by the shore, possibly behind some shrubs?
I fear I may have missed something.
are the prostitutes under the ice, or just lurking by the shore
They just fell right out of the sky.
Your honour.
Dangers of Ice Fishing
His expression when he discovers walleye depletion is actually not what the mayor’s on about…
The thrill of mental illness.
Part Two
In today’s Canadian exciting episode of “How The Hell Do These People Get Elected”/Dans l’épisode excitant Canadien d’aujourd’hui de “Comment diable faire ces personnes élues” “How to speak to peasants.
They just fell right out of the sky.
Unless, of course, he means the burly fishermen will be corrupted into prostitution and end up offering hot and sexy times to any passing… er, well, whoever would be passing by, on a frozen lake.
Again, I may be missing something.
Unless, of course, he means the burly fishermen will be corrupted into prostitution…
Maybe, or the fish themselves, the way things are going, piscophilia could be the latest rage.
Meanwhile at the border, a bold solution to clearing the Ambassador Bridge.
Professors, is there anything they don’t know?
Common thread to 414,415 and 416? Nah, if you see one then you are a racist, neo-Nazi, KKK noose-tying somabich.
Between bites and sips
Never forget that universities are the fonts of all knowledge and wisdom. [ Rolls eyes. ]
AI-generated 1970s sci-fi pulp covers.
Richard Powers paintings, done by people without any talent whatsoever.
are the prostitutes under the ice…?
Ice
maidensnon-maidens?Common thread to 414,415 and 416? Nah, if you see one then you are a racist, neo-Nazi, KKK noose-tying somabich.
Ever since the 2020 riots, some leftists have been insisting that all or nearly all the looters are white. So yes, if you see the common thread you are a racist. And if you carefully cite statistics on the racial makeup of looters and smash-and-grab thieves you are still a racist.
AI-generated 1970s sci-fi pulp covers.
I’m pretty sure I’ve got that copy of Falling Skies by Fatima Santos. Very underrated authxr.
How bad was it?
Everybody slows down to look at the car wreck. Packet traffic get backed up all the way to the last router.
Dangers of Ice Fishing.
They will lure ice fishermen to their doom.
The thrill of mental illness
Kinky. That boyfriend is playing with fire, and yet…
the object of his desire shouldn’t be allowed to refuse
They seem to be swinging around to problematizing the principle of sexual consent. Political and social consent – the people being able to no to things – has been demonized for decades as being populist and xenophobic. Sexual consent at the same time has been expanded into a sprawling minefield where even “yes” can mean “no”. All to the good in turning whites into minorities and poisoning relationships between white men and women. But the expanded notion of consent has hampered the sexual access of minorities, so it’s time for education not to disrespect people’s intimate boundaries, but to educate them so that their intimate boundaries are based on facts not fear, on love not hate.
They seem to be swinging around to problematizing the principle of sexual consent.
Or at least, “If you don’t find us attractive, we will call you the kinds of names that could put your employment in jeopardy, if not today then maybe quite soon.”
The thrill of mental illness…the object of his desire shouldn’t be allowed to refuse
Very much related to both, truly an impenetrable mystery.
Very much related to both, truly an impenetrable mystery.
Step 1: Be crazy.
Step 2: Shun people who tell you that you are messed up and need help.
Step 3: Associate only with people who praise your insanity and encourage you to make bad decisions.
Step 4: Get crazier and make irrevocable bad decisions.
Step 5: Wonder why virtually everyone in the world avoids you.
School teachers “asking 11-year-olds if they’ve drafted a suicide plan…”
Link via Instapundit.
“A transgender 4 year old is like a vegan cat. We all know who’s making the lifestyle choice.”
Subway scenes
I like how the dude getting his ass tattooed in public is reading a yellowed pulp paperback book while the tattoo artist works on him.
I like how the dude getting his ass tattooed in public is reading a yellowed pulp paperback book while the tattoo artist works on him.
It does elevate the scene to a much classier level.
It does elevate the scene to a much classier level.
If you think there is something wrong with that, you are obviously not sophisticated enough for New York. /sarcasm