You Know The Drill
We’re being asked to conform to an orthodoxy which we haven’t had a say in… Why were we not involved in the conversation?
Peter Whittle interviews London mayoral candidate Laurence Fox.
Also, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
Corn popped.
North Carolina School District Launches Campaign to ‘Disrupt White Culture,’ Urges Teachers to Subvert White Parents and Families
via Gateway Pundit.
How are these teachers not enemies of our civilization?
Corn popped.
I’m laughing at all the “smart” people I know who voted for Biden-Harris. They have permanently destroyed their credibility.
Not sure if it’s been mentioned before, but I’ve been thoroughly enjoying Cobra Kai*. Was more than a little worried going in given the current penchant for wokeraping nostalgia pieces, but was very pleasantly surprised. Only at the end of Season 2 and my inner cynic says there’s always the possibility of it going to pieces in future seasons, but so far it’s been great fun. It’s clearly been written and acted by people who love and respect the source material, not leftistas determined to vivisect it into yet another message piece.
* the Karate Kid characters 30+ years on
Corn popped.
“President Biden, how is your old friend Corn Pop doing?”
thoroughly enjoying Cobra Kai
Yes, my nephew has been enthusing over it. And he didn’t even know there was a Karate Kid film!
I’d lay down some serious rubles to watch that, don’t know about y’all.
The conference began with a “land acknowledgement,” a ritual recognition suggesting that white North Carolinians are colonizers on stolen Native American land.
“Firstly I’d like to take this moment to acknowledge that these magnificent Nike trainers I’m sporting were stolen from the tiny hands of forced Thai child labourers. And this magnificent silk Kente cloth woven for my pleasure by modern day Ghanaian slaves. Oh and the land the school I earn my indecently well paid living in was forcibly taken from murdered red indians. Also the house I spend the inordinate amount of leisure time I enjoy as a teacher is built on the bones of the dead native savages my ancestors ground into cement. Fuck all of those people”
a solid little Noir flick
Guess what I’m now watching?
[ waves at some pirates passing by the bay area ]
Utopia by Kosta Nikas:
“Jack has just come back to his homeland of Australia after over a decade away in paradise. But after being met at the airport by his brother Frank, Jack discovers that the country has radically changed. Citizens report and fine one another for various civil infractions, using their mobile phones to record and upload offenses to a government app.
Jack is in disbelief as he arrives at Frank’s home with his wife Margaret, and he can’t even believe that swearing is fined and alcohol is banned. There are cameras everywhere, and the only safe place in people’s homes is the bathroom. Unable to adapt or accept the changes, Jack attempts to leave the country — a much harder feat to accomplish than he thought.”
a decidedly Black, decidedly American hero in the current climate
So not being the comic book type, I didn’t know there was a Black Widow superhero. Today I learn this in the supermarket where they were selling shopping bags adverting the character. Apparently Black Widow is a white woman? Has anyone told the black peoples this?
Utopia by Kosta Nikas
That’s ridiculous. No one would put up with that. In Australia? A whole room where you can swear as much as you like??
Regarding the drag queen story hour CHILDREN’S COURT JUDGE kiddie porn addict…just seeing this part from Ace:
Yes. But of course. Come on people, tell me the truth. Who is out there making this shit up? It’s not funny anymore.
he can’t even believe that swearing is fined and alcohol is banned
John Spartan, you are fined 300 credits for violations of the Verbal Morality Statutes.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine Demolition Man stomping on a human face – forever.
Demolition Man
Guess it’s ratburgers and bathtub beer for me. Cheers.
“If you want a vision of the future, imagine Demolition Man stomping on a human face – forever.”
Despair ensued when I listened to How Did This Get Made? ripping on DM for its politics. They couldn’t see that it was far ahead of its time.
Not that I expect “comedians” to be social critics, yet here we are.
NRS? UBT?
pst – Those are fictional pandemics that presumably justified the totalitarian takeover of San Angeles in Demolition Man. Preposterous premise, I know.
Thanks, Sam. I remember very few details about Demolition Man.
Annoyance: Ingram (the major distributor of books to stores in the United States) has been attracting indie authors through their IngramSpark program. They have a site called Bookshop.org where said indies can display their books in their storefront and sell direct to customers.
I received an email from Elle McKenzie titled “Download Your User Affiliate Guides” which I assumed was a business related matter. Instead, it starts out like this:
Hi, fellow book lovers,
In light of Tuesday’s deplorable anti-Asian violence, I greet you today with a heavy heart. To our Asian American and Pacific Islander community, we at Bookshop.org stand with you in condemning racially-motivated violence and injustices. We see you. We value you. We hold space for you.
May we all continue to do our part in educating ourselves and speaking out loud against racism, injustice, and hate in this ongoing fight for liberation.
Warm regards,
Elle McKenzie (they/them)
Media Affiliate Manager
Then they/them gets around to the business of, you know, helping us sell more books.
Never mind the killings had nothing to do with “anti-Asian violence,” at least from what little I’ve seen, and more with a guy who blamed his “sex addiction” on the existence of massage parlors. Right?
Over the past few months, I cut my media diet severely because exposure to it sends my blood pressure into dangerous territory, and distract me from my objective of making a living.
And then I get this, and am reminded: We will make you care.
Barkeep! Any more of that hump fat laying around?
We see you. We value you. We hold space for you.
May we all continue to do our part in educating ourselves and speaking out loud against racism, injustice, and hate in this ongoing fight for liberation.
Were I Asian and a recipient of this strange message, my response would be as follows:
Stop watching me.
You don’t know me.
I don’t want to know what that even means.
Fuck off.
Over the past few months, I cut my media diet severely because exposure to it sends my blood pressure into dangerous territory, and distract me from my objective of making a living.
And then I get this, and am reminded: We will make you care.
Same here. Related story, I just received an email this afternoon from the U prez about his heavy heart due to racist violence by those evil wypipo, of which he/him is one, against the poor asian people. Or something – I deleted it as soon as I saw it was yet another of Those emails. He sent one out over Saint George Floyd, Saint whoever the drug addled guy was who was drunk in the drive thru, and about the Capitol Hill ruckus, but oddly, nothing on Secoriea Turner. No university-wide email on the asian guy who got beat down and killed by the black kid either.
We will be made to care, selectively, it seems.
This (workbook for teachers) is a part of this.
Remember the women who accidentally got pregnant to escape service during Gulf War I/II?
I do remember a West Point graduate who tried to be thrown out for insanity during Gulf War I by standing naked in King Khalid Military City.
The workbook linked above, this question:
Bad me, I am biased towards competent and reliable people. 🙁
We see you
It’s like that weird “Jill Biden wore a coat and people felt so seen” headline.
WTF does that even mean? Is “being seen” the highest good now?
As if we needed any more evidence that Western society has essentially become a bunch of twelve-year-old girls forever shouting “look at meee! pay attention to meee!”
Barkeep! Any more of that hump fat laying around?
Hm? Oh yes, sorry. Was distracted by Sam’s mention of bathtub beer.
[ Ponders modifying gents’ toilets again. ]
Oh, and apologies for the sparse posting this week. Time and mojo, the usual culprits. But fear not, this week’s batch of Ephemera should materialise in two and a half hours.
this week’s batch of Ephemera should materialise in two and a half hours
Two and a half hours to push through to four pages of comments, people.
Bring on your best NERDZ stories about how your imaginary level 7 blue goblin mage can beat the crap out of random strangers.
Two and a half hours to push through to four pages of comments, people.
I dare you.
Oh yeah?
Well I double DOG dare you!
“NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare you”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.”
WTF does that even mean?
Look at me as I imagine myself to be. Do not ever see what I really am.
Right, I’m off to watch TV and be horizontal. Try not to leave too much wreckage for me to sweep up in the morning.
It does stand on its own merits, with enough flashbacks to give the whippersnappers an understanding of the history between Johnny and Daniel. I love the nostalgia element, but I’m biased, having graduated from high school the same year Karate Kid came out.
too much wreckage
[ Holds up jar sinisterly labelled, in felt tip, Pickled “Eggs” ]
Are these things moving?
Demolition Man –
– Taco Bell!
– Lenina Huxley!
– Murder Death Kill!
– Dennis Leary!
– Evil Nigel Hawthorne!
and last but not least,
– The Three Shells!
A classic, right up there with Seven Samurai!
!!
[ Eyes tube of bar Pringles hungrily ]
You know, I gave up crisps for Lent. God I miss Pringles.
My friend gave up drink though, so I think I got the better deal. Every time I pop a cold one I send her a photo. Her pictures of Waitrose truffle flavoured crisps are a sorry response and like water off a duck’s back.
God I miss Pringles.
Apparently they’re even better cold. I look forward to finding out in 16 days, 1 hour 19 minutes, 37 seconds.
God I miss Pringles.
[ Hey, wait a minute. These aren’t Pringles, are they … just dried potato skins?? ]
The Three Shells
Oh. My. GOD!
Two and a half hours to push through to four pages of comments, people.
Well, I could reminisce about the very odd people I knew back in the 70’s, the Rocky Horror fan who got a penis implant, the hippie who was arrested for breaking into an Air Force base with other anti-Nuke idiots, the Star Trek fan with a fondness for pornographic Kirk/Spock stories, the New Ager who tried to convince me that an utterly uneducated man with an IQ of 85 knew just as much about the universe as, say, a top flight physicist, the sf fan who insisted that FTL spaceflight was entirely feasible because she’d seen it in Star Trek and comic books…
NO, Karl.
I am NOT interested in other folk’s theories regarding the Three Shells.
It’s one of those absolutely pure things.
Like the Hump Fat.
Not to be trifled with.
So step back, son. Yer on thin ice.
Apparently they’re even better cold.
I find it hard to comprehend “refrigerated Pringles changed my life” unless it was a life previously lived in a Soviet labor camp.
the Rocky Horror fan who got a penis implant
Do tell – where did she get the penis implanted?
I do have fond memories of the Rocky Horror Picture Show weekend specials in an old-fashioned cinema in Edinburgh. Somewhere near Tollcross. Might have been the Cameo?
We took toast.
a life previously lived in a Soviet labor camp
Well, according to her own testimonials, she did experience a “crab-flavoured lay” in Russia.
Lessee, lessee… only 238 comments…
As it happens, in 6 weeks I am taking my 94 year old 90 pound mother-in-law on a tour of Arizona between Sedona and Bryce Canyon. These days she’s only good walking for about 1-2 miles on relatively flat ground.
I’m modestly familiar with the area, from 20-30 years ago, but… Anyone care to chime in with advice or recommendations?
Forget refrigerated Pringles.
You haven’t lived until you’ve tried a little artisanal olive oil, artisanal balsamic vinegar, and a sprinkle of salt, on top of some top-flight vanilla ice cream.
Bumped into this taste treat entirely by accident in a little town (Murphys) in the California Gold Country, about ten years ago.
advice or recommendations
Absolutely. Living with the Law. Bought it sight unknown in a cheap record shop. Really made memories of my visit to Bryce Canyon.
Oh, and some bottled water.
The Three Shells
There are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know.
You haven’t lived
Funnily enough I’m about to order this and this. Guess now I’m going to have to track down some salt too!
Near Murphys, we were staying in my sister’s house. Her husband works at Amazon, in the Kindle group, and is a serious tech geek, so naturally his house is literally infested with Alexa devices of various vintages.
I was in the master bath (can I say that?) and realized I hadn’t seen an Alexa there. so I piped up with “Alexa? wake up.” and sure enough, from under a jumble of my sister’s sink clutter came some blinky lights and a faint voice.
I promptly told it to go back to sleep.
came some blinky lights and a faint voice
There’s a comedy (or is it?) routine that I remember about how impssible it would be for any democratic liberal government to force people to carry tracking mechanisms everywhere they go and install listening devices in every room of their house…
Oh well.
Boing!