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And in unexpected-penis-related news:
In the pages of Slate, a guide to woke dating etiquette.
The Passion Play of Jane Fonda.
Speaking of unserious people.
In the pages of Slate, a guide to woke dating etiquette.
Sounds like ‘conversion therapy’.
Speaking of unserious people.
“[The] way we inoculate ourselves from late-stage hyper-capitalistic concentration of wealth…”
It’s always “late-stage” with these people. I can’t decide whether they personally understand the fundamental foolishness of such historicist assumptions and are simply using them as dog-whistles for the mob whose votes they need, or whether they truly believe them themselves, because they once read ten pages of Das Kapital so they know what they’re talking about. Well, in this case I think I know the answer. But in general.
Sounds like ‘conversion therapy’.
Well, it does have that air about it. And you do have to marvel at a supposedly right-on article implying, quite strongly, that if, say, a lesbian doesn’t want to go to bed with a person equipped with a penis – which is to say, a man – then she is something close to a bigot and should “self-interrogate” her preferences.
Broke: “When I was a child, I was bullied by fellow black children for not being black enough, and that bullying was the fault of those children.”
Woke: “When I was a child, I was bullied by fellow black children for not being black enough, and that bullying was the fault of ‘white supremacy’.”
https://twitter.com/ProfessorCrunk/status/1108732732073369601
via
https://twitter.com/orwellandgoode
“When I was a child, I was bullied by fellow black children for not being black enough, and that bullying was the fault of ‘white supremacy’.”
An educator, of course. At Rutgers’ Department of Women’s and Gender Studies. Her areas of expertise include “Hip Hop Feminisms.”
And in unexpected-penis-related news:
I’ll see your news and raise you (NPI) news…
“FOLKS! WE DID IT! WE WON THE DILDO FOR IRELAND!!!!!!!”
Well, it is a litte chilly in Ireland right now, but for $900, even if it is smaller than expected, I imagine it will grow on her.
a lesbian doesn’t want to go to bed with a person equipped with a penis – which is to say, a man – then she is something close to a bigot and should “self-interrogate” her preferences.
Kinda like Woody Allen’s The Kugelmass Episode, it’s like we’re all trapped in a joke book written by Chandler Bing. Well you lot anyway. I’m still trapped in The Truman Show.
… honouring indigenous wisdom and allowing it to guide our climate policy.
Slash and burn agriculture, driving entire buffalo herds off cliffs, cutting the hearts out of children to appease Tlaloc*, yeah, that sort of thing should work.
Speaking of unserious people.
Colorado governor replaces actual engineer head of Department of Transportation with a history major.
*(Aztec god of rain and fertility)
Her areas of expertise include “Hip Hop Feminisms.”
I’m pleased to see it’s not just a singular feminism. The pluralisation of abstract nouns is usually the marker of a superior intellect.
I’d like to see Wile E. Coyote on that sled trying to turn around a corner.
I’m pleased to see it’s not just a singular feminism.
I’m pretty sure The Gratuitous Plurals has already been suggested as a possible band name.
His car is slower than that, but still faster than yours.
”Colorado governor replaces actual engineer head of Department of Transportation with a history major.”
But I was told that electing leftist politicians would reduce corruption. /sarcasm
WE WON THE DILDO FOR IRELAND!!!!!!!
Next time you’re scolded for being “dehumanizing” and noticing some gal’s lovely knockers remember that people were slaughtering elephants to create male body parts for ladies’ pleasure before we discovered penicillin.
Speaking of gratuitous plurals.
Shouldn’t there be an ‘Unexpected Penis’ category here at the Guild of Evil?
Heh. It does sound like the kind of thing we ought to have.
Larry Elder schools Michelle Obama on “White Flight.”
It does sound like the kind of thing we ought to have.
Go for it. You do have a “Giant Vaginas” category, after all. Why not a male equivalent? And that said – Giant Vaginas and the Unexpected Penis – band or album name?
You do have a “Giant Vaginas” category, after all.
It’s surprising how much mileage we got out of that one.
Yes, and I suspect there’s yet more mileage to be had.
Larry Elder schools Michelle Obama on “White Flight.”
So I guess this means because she and Barry could have bought in any black community but instead have a house in an almost completely yte neighborhood in DC, and a brandy new one on a wypipo island, they are “acting white” ?
Transgender writer for Slate: New gender-neutral Barbie dolls are too ‘playful,’ do not go far enough in ‘deconstructing the gender binary’
Uh yeah, thats because they’re dolls.
Original Slate article here.
You do have a “Giant Vaginas” category, after all.
Is a “Giant Vagina” the Vagina of a Giant or a very large Vagina? Asking for a friend.
Fascinating article by libertarian economist Deirdre McCloskey on her decision to change gender:
https://quillette.com/2019/11/10/reflections-on-my-decision-to-change-gender/
Fascinating article by libertarian economist Deirdre McCloskey on her decision to change gender:
I find it telling that his entire family by marriage, “out to cousins”, wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Not a single one. That implies something more than just the writer being a victim of bigotry.
Guilt by implication? Maybe. It’s a very well-written article anyway, and striking in that it doesn’t attempt to argue anyone into our out of the current LGBT party line.
Original Slate article here.
They won’t be happy till there is a Brobdingnagian Barbie.
Next up, neon hair dye, bad tattoo and piercing kit, fun for girls and boys of all 7983 genders ! All new Barbies come with all body parts attached with military grade titanium frames so that they cannot be disarticulated and pointed like a gun by boys of all genders afflicted with toxic masulinity.
They won’t be happy till there is a Brobdingnagian Barbie.
Opening up the possibility of Giant Vaginas should they choose to give the dolls nasty bits.
My wife, an avid equestrienne, tells me that certain very large [endomorphic] people have started to complain that the current body type and size of professional jockeys, i.e. short and ectomorphic, is a blatant form of discrimination against very large [read: blobbish/obese and needing a crane to mount a horse] people who deserve equal opportunity to become professional jockeys. My immediate response was that PETA would surely be against such very large people sitting astride race horses and flogging them around a track – wouldn’t they?
Jim
My immediate response was that PETA would surely be against such very large people sitting astride race horses…
The Magic 8 Ball says Signs Point To Yes.
”They won’t be happy till there is a Brobdingnagian Barbie.”
I assume that the process of moulding plastics has reached such a level of accuracy that such a monstrous Barbie would be accurately depicted and come with rolls of fat and wrinkly cellulite?
Jim
striking in that it doesn’t attempt to argue anyone into our out of the current LGBT party line.
Well, not the strident “T” line of “if you don’t agree that men can menstruate, you’re committing violence” … but I noted more than once he used a well-worn passive-aggressive tactic “What? Why are you/they so angry?” This along with “I thought you all believed in freedom and that’s all I’m doing, acting free.”
More telling to me was this
and
He wanted a gentile life of a celebrated dowager, free of all physical expectations of romance, the ability to be surrounded by girlfriends and to partake of women’s social activities (save for those few male passions of sports).
He had the freedom to choose his life. He is smart enough to know there would be a trade-off for his response to his fear of ending up a “miserable old man”. He shouldn’t be trying to shame his “marriage family” for his own free choice.
Even better:
Because someone who was born male but believes himself to be female is sane. Unlike someone who was born as Joseph Higgins but believes himself to be the Emperor of France, Napoleon I. (Feel free to describe a similar analog of someone born female but believes herself to be male.)
Heehee, if I’d shared the article with my leftist friends they would have been pissed off with it for entirely different reasons – McCloskey’s robust support of markets and dismissal of the idea that the wealth of modern western nations occurred because it was ‘stolen’ from colonised peoples. Something in there for everyone to dislike!
a well-worn passive-aggressive tactic “What? Why are you/they so angry?” This along with “I thought you all believed in freedom and that’s all I’m doing, acting free.”
There is, I think, an air of self-involvement and self-justification. Maybe that’s to some extent inevitable, given the topic of the article, but still. There’s also something odd about referring to oneself, in the past, as a different entity, one whose unedifying behaviour is conveniently remote. As if it were something that The Other Guy should apologise for. And as anyone who’s experienced a fractious parental divorce can most likely attest, destroying the family, and the confidence and expectations built on it, isn’t easily forgiven. Even if it’s being destroyed in a rather unusual way.
Our educated betters.
He does this better tha…
Oh.
Hm.
He does this better tha…
The brain freeze goes up to eleven, apparently.
And quite a jolly little soundtrack too!
I noted more than once he used a well-worn passive-aggressive tactic “What? Why are you/they so angry?”
Yes, I noticed that too. All who disagree/disapprove must be labeled (and thus dismissed) as “haters” or “phobic”. An easy rhetorical technique for avoiding all the ugly inconvenient little facts that get in the way of the narrative.
There’s also something odd about referring to oneself, in the past, as a different entity, one whose unedifying behaviour is conveniently remote.
An excellent observation, David. It might be a lapse into academic-speak where all must be in the third person, but it seems more likely that this is a ploy to distance “her”self from what she prefers not to think about.
My wife soon remarried, and lives with her new husband and still enjoys the square dancing she and I loved in the last five years of our happy if sometimes tempestuous thirty years of marriage. Bless ‘em. She’s not spoken to me.
“Not spoken”, as if that is something that only reflects badly upon his ex wife, with no hint of acknowledgement that she might legitimately have seen what he did as a betrayal. I knew a couple decades ago where the man decided he wanted to be a woman. She was devastated and furious. All her plans for a stable life with someone who had vowed to be with her forever were dashed. I moved away not long after and lost touch, so I don’t know if she managed to fall in love with someone again (some don’t) and to add to the difficulty she was no longer the slender cutie that she was when they had married; smart and interesting, but men do look for youth and beauty so she was at a disadvantage compared to when she first married. None of that matters (or even exists) to the trans fanatics.
Unlike someone who was born as Joseph Higgins but believes himself to be the Emperor of France, Napoleon I.
I have read that one member of the trans-nazi mob works at Google and identifies as a “yellow scaled wingless dragonkin”.
I also joke that I am the only person in most rooms who has been certified sane by psychiatrists four times.
Heh…yeah, given the current state of the profession, that may not mean what xe thinks it means.
I also joke that I am the only person in most rooms who has been certified sane by psychiatrists four times.
Sounds like Sheldon Cooper’s “my mother had me tested” followed by “well get tested again”.
Posted the above before getting to a well-worn passive-aggressive tactic “What? Why are you/they so angry?”. Where do you suppose some such people get those tactics? Similar to denial is one of the signs, you know. But hey, they decide what is rational. They’ve been to school. College even. Advanced degrees. PhD’s. So…ipso facto, rational. And not at all agenda driven. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. To find yourself in opposition to that kind of thinking is simply anti-intellectual. It is, you know. You deny it? Well, that just shows how anti-intellectual you really are.