Friday Ephemera
It’s all in the nipples. || Hair recoil of note. || A horse walks into a bar. || A suitcase for your wine. || An alternative approach. || Magazines of yore. || Designer megaphones of note. || Think good thoughts. || Plot twist. || Somewhat fancy pastries, part two. || “Activist Adrian Harrop claimed that the posters were dangerous.” || “He’s raping us through technology.” || Warsaw Tetris. || When you can’t be trusted with a real one. || Snail racing. || It’s a sink, it’s a stove, it’s a fridge. || Cooking crab in the forest. || Dissonance detected. || How to detect extra dimensions. || Toilet dilemma of note. || Today’s word is contrabassoon. || And finally, behold ye a super-woke hairstylist-activist and male feminist ally.
Male feminist. Like the young chap who roundhoused an anti abortion woman? Sure it’s been posted already but worth another read.
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/abortion-protest-kick-video-toronto-canada-pro-life-marie-claire-bissonnette-a8569386.html%3famp
“It’s a sink, it’s a stove, it’s a fridge”
Pfft, check out this whole MOVING KITCHEN AND BATHROOM in a place I almost rented recently:
http://www.movehomemodule.com/en/design.html#bloc1
The funny thing about the “male feminist ally” is that he honestly things that because he was “only” trying to kick her phone, that constitutes a defense to assault and indeed, is evidence of his “restraint.” Evidently actually tweeted as much. Further, his “righteous” indignation at engaging a pro-life activist justifies his behavior–which including defacing other women’s clothing–in any event.
We are in a very scary place, and it’s difficult to envision an end that is not going to involve substantial civil unrest.
More taxpayer funded performance “art” for your viewing and olfactory pleasure.
Morning, all.
We are in a very scary place,
Yes, but Mr Hunt, our super-woke hairdresser and feminist ally, is empowering women and defending their rights by gleefully assaulting a woman whose opinion differs from his own, and then assaulting her again, having already assaulted other people, including a 10-year-old girl, and then bravely fleeing the scene before the police arrive. Presumably, holding differing opinions is not a right that women should be permitted to have.
As noted here and elsewhere, the fact that so many feminists have a sour and resentful view of men may in part be explained by the kind of ‘woke’ men that feminists choose to associate with.
Can someone please sub the original Tetris music to the ‘Warsaw Tetris’ video?
Contrabassoon? Auf Deutsch, it becomes das Kontrafaggot!
das Kontrafaggot
Well, I, for one, have learned something today.
Menfolk of Florida.
“He’s raping us through technology.”
Didn’t ‘Colossus: The Forbin Project’ get there first?
“Toilet dilemma of note.”
Well, you’re in the right place, at least!
Toilet dilemma of note.
Is that how Spider-Man got his powers?
Is that how Spider-Man got his powers?
[ Slides fancy cocktail along bar. ]
On the house, sir.
Not entirely unrelated (it’s technology):
https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1047856406341320706
Not entirely unrelated (it’s technology):
If anyone’s getting aroused by that, I’m fetching the hose.
Not entirely unrelated (it’s technology):
Erm, so it can tap, slide and scroll itself?
This is how Skynet starts, isn’t it?
Not entirely unrelated (it’s technology):
And who here hasn’t wanted a phone that can scuttle under sofa and hide?
behold ye a super-woke hairstylist-activist and male feminist ally.
*Real* male feminism has never been tried. Or something.
It’s Fagott (and stressed on the second syllable), not Faggot.
Ballsy bird.
“A new gender equality group in the town hall consists exclusively of women”
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=sv&u=https://www.stockholmdirekt.se/disqus/nyheter/ny-jamstalldhetsgrupp-i-stadshuset-bestar-enbart-av-kvinnor/aRKohs!r5SvLM0BUEfArkrC%40Ai2ew/&prev=search
Try again. https://twitter.com/Kulturz/status/1047956520158285824
Get it together, Joan. 🙂
I think the sink-stove-fridge combination are popular in narrow boats, the fridge runs off the same gas as the stove and the hot water.
The face of the nipple-guy afterwards is a picture.
The face of the nipple-guy afterwards is a picture.
Don’t forget the pre-feat nipple warm-up. Which is a sentence I didn’t expect to be typing.
We’ve seen Nipple Guy before, of course.
Some of the ladies here are still recovering from the erotic trauma.
Lawn bowling season starts here Down Under. Cheap drinks, high quality is always good. Coming off 4 pennant flags in a row. Life couldn’t be better. Although punching Male feminist would be nice.
Trusted with scissors.
BBC news.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-45743376
The hairdresser is just like Gandhi, just ask zim.
For you lot in the UK, you TV license fee at work:
The male bit of male feminist ally may be pushing it a bit.
As James Fitzjames Stephen said in his book Liberty, Equality, Fraternity (with only a minor editorial addition):
“Hello skipper, bomb aimer here…”
For you lot in the UK suffering under the TV license scheme, the BBC redeems itself.
More here from when reporters were not just activist hacks an had giant clanging ones.
and who is capable of making his love for [wo]men in general the ground of all sorts of violence against [wo]men in particular
Yes, when people gush with their alleged love of mankind, or of some subsection thereof, I tend to raise an eyebrow and quietly check that the revolver is loaded. Just in case.
I assume that Google will be cautioned to remove or modify, the definition of “woman” from its dictionary. They should also be required to publish a public apology and pay a fine. After all, the definition as “adult human female” has been declared hate speech. Will Google execs be banned from traveling to the UK? As purveyors of hate speech they have no place in civil society.
We are in a very scary place
Because the commies (really, they are up front about calling themselves that) not only shutdown a “change my mind” table at a university, but also is doxxing the WrongThink students and calling to “ensure repercussions”.
doxxing the WrongThink students and calling to “ensure repercussions”.
I haven’t followed the Kavanaugh drama in any detail, but we seem to have arrived at a point where even the notions of evidence and due process are deemed scandalously offensive by self-imagined intellectuals.
we seem to have arrived at a point where even the notions of evidence and due process are deemed scandalously offensive by self-imagined intellectuals
All the world’s a stage and it’s playing The Crucible.
Magazines of yore
I clicked on the “Let’s Read Ms Magazine from 1974” and was treated to a lecture from the blogger that, despite making progress, we still have lots of institutional sexism to deal with today.
I look forward to the day when this rotten religion is cast off by wider society, because I’ve never known anything that is so simultaneously stupid and ubiquitous.
… self-imagined intellectuals.
When The World’s Greatest Deliberative Body™ is trying to get to the secret meaning of a high school fart joke, I cannot imagine why you use such a slur as “self-imagined”.
When The World’s Greatest Deliberative Body™ is trying to get to the secret meaning of a high school fart joke,
Part of me is tempted to ask, but, no. I’ll be good.
David, can you get revolvers in England? I thought you couldn’t?
trying to get to the secret meaning of a high school fart joke
Who knew the Democratic Party was filled with such prigs over 1980’s high school boy behavior? I mean, it is just priggishness, right?
@Pogonip
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_policy_in_the_United_Kingdom
trying to get to the secret meaning of a high school fart joke
Who knew the Democratic Party was filled with such prigs over 1980’s high school boy behavior? I mean, it is just priggishness, right?
Nah. Their assholes and degenerate scum. This was quite apparent after what happened to George Zimmerman. Don’t recall if Kavanaugh spoke up on that or not but if he did not, as much as I hate to say it he deserves what he’s had to endure. Just him though. Not his wife nor daughters nor his extended family nor what little remains of the sane people in this country. I really have no words. Well, those words sure. I’ve gotten to the point where I look at pretty much everyone I meet in daily life, especially some of my leftist (though they think of themselves as centrists) co-workers, with contempt and loathing. Not sure if that’s redundant, too lazy to look it up, but if it is it was necessary.
“They’re” not “Their”, obviously. But since I’m reposting…ah, f’ it.
but if he did not
Um, he’s a current 12th circuit judge; he’s not allowed to make statements about other jurisdictions.
And the Kafkatrapping where the Dems in the hearings over his yearbooks and the Blasey Fraud charges – being buttfucked on national tv and when he reacts like a normal person, he suddenly is not “temperamentally suited” to be a judge. (and he had have been deferential “please sir, may I have another” he would have been labeled “cold, unfeeling, robotic”)
He deserved none of this. At all.
I’m not just angry, I’m furious.
I mean, it is just priggishness, right?
No, it all goes back to the Groucho Marx song, “…whatever it is, I’m against it…”
Kavanaugh is scum because he likes beer, but Trump is scum because he is a teetotaler, #MeToo, but Pence is scum because he won’t have dinner alone with a woman not his wife, etc, etc.
WTP
I would point you to the leftwing media (redundant) treatment of Judge Don Willet when his name was floated as a possible SCOTUS nominee. He has a Twitter account where he frequently posts about puppies, Calvin & Hobbes, and :::gasp::: dad jokes.
But suddenly that benign social media presence was malevolent: “the judge’s frequent tweeting last year raises questions for some of judicial impartiality.”
Can you imagine if Kavanaugh had weighed in on ANY court case?
Magazines of yore
I clicked on the “Let’s Read Life Magazine, January 4, 1937” and was treated to a lecture on the evils of hunting:
“If you missed my update last week, I decided for ethical reasons not to do Outdoor Life because after looking through it the magazine was more like Outdoor Murder. It’s been a rough enough couple of weeks without my having to write about and look at pictures of dead animal hunting trophies on top of that.”
The actual Life Magazine excerpts were far less interesting than they could have been, due to frequent smartass comments.