Friday Ephemera
“For pleasure and profit.” (h/t, PootBlog) // The periodic table of sexual terminology. // Rio in 10K HD. Full screen viewing recommended. // Icelandic caves of note. // Kubrick recut. // There are mites under your duvet. // “The electromagnetic railgun can fire projectiles at 5,300 miles per hour.” // Foxes at large, doing what they do. // Dog bots are coming. // How to class up Beethoven. (h/t, Randall) // Batman, then and now. // Supersonic boom carpets. // Paper bag building. // Do not screw with a drunken gorilla. // A tumblr of glitches. // Chocolate pig. // Working with wood. // Handle tools carefully. // Teeth and tusks and necks. // Robot spins web. // And finally, “Vaginal Kung Fu is a method I teach for women to physically and emotionally reconnect to their vaginas.”
As a holistic sex and relationship coach, I employ a host of different methods to improve people’s intimate lives. I’m currently on a global campaign to raise the awareness of vaginal superpowers.
Marvel Comics is on the phone.
The Kubrick recut story doesn’t mention one of the best (non-Kubrick) Twisted Trailers out there: Ten Things I Hate About Commandments.
Regarding Batman.
Zao Fox Village, A Japanese Animal Preserve Where Foxes Roam Freely … There is also a bunny petting zoo …
That’s an interesting, and potentially … educational, combination.
The periodic table of sexual terminology.
Hold my calls for the rest of the day.
Kubrick recut.
“Meet Jack Torrance…” Very good.
Morning, all.
“Meet Jack Torrance…”
The adjusted title at the end is the perfect tweak. And the full-on rave mentasm version of 2001 had me in a fit of laughter. “Fasten your seatbelts!”
Two more. Wrath of Khan revisited. And for lovers of Cinema Sins, here’s everything wrong with Goldfinger in sixteen minutes or less. I’d forgotten about the fog-expelling parking meters.
Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a sensitive and articulate vagina.
If my girlfriends vagina ever speaks to me, I will Freak Out.
Just sayin’.
Rio in 10K HD.
That’s incredible.
Ten Things I Hate About Commandments.
Love the burning bush.
Carol Channing meets Frankie Avalon
Musical evolution of Batman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skVo8AYWRYk
Musical evolution of Batman
See, now I’m psyched for prowling rooftops. I need tights, a towel and a gimp mask.
I need tights, a towel and a gimp mask.
Will the pictures wind up on a future Friday Ephemera?
Will the pictures wind up on a future Friday Ephemera?
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The dog bots are really cool, but I felt bad when they were kicked.
How to class up Beethoven.
Ends too soon: I was hoping for the demisemiquavers at bb. 55-59.
Imagine my disappoint.
“Vaginal Kung Fu is a method I teach for women to physically and emotionally reconnect to their vaginas.”
Bugger it, now I have Jade Eggs appearing in my Amazon “Items from your recent browsing history” section.