The Agonies of the Left, They Never End

Attention
menfolk, you are faulty, inferior beings unless you agree with Laurie and Hugo.

He's twice the man you are.


All
this stuff. Hates capitalism.    

Capitalism made me buy things.

What
Laurie likes.    

And space robots and monster trucks.

It
isn’t your money so shut up.    

Those uppity taxpayers.

Critics
can be mean.    

Don't break my beliefs.

National
columnist and BBC regular Owen Jones: a man silenced by the hegemony.  

He's channelling your anger against all odds.

Saving
the world with a high-tech leftwing rebel elite.    

We'll rule you for your own good.

Update

Behold the corrected, post-Patriarchy male. No longer a faulty, inferior being. 

Heterosexual but fretful, which makes it okay. Hear him roar.

Do
please keep them coming. Our betters have much to teach us. 




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