Context is for Weaklings

Ah, but it’s no ordinary horse. It’s Comet the Superhorse, which somehow makes it alright. And, obviously, when a comet passes through our solar system, this, um, magical horse – which sort of belongs to Supergirl – briefly turns into a man – who sort of dates Supergirl. It’s a complicated relationship.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_the_Superhorse
Comet the Superhorse is not to be confused with Beppo the Supermonkey, Krypto the Superdog or any other members of the Legion of Super-Pets.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_Super-Pets

Does Beppo the super-monkey throw his own super-faeces?

Ah, Larry Niven’s finest hour.
“Does Beppo the super-monkey throw his own super-faeces?”
Yes, I believe so. At bone-shattering velocity.

“First we must collect the semen.”
Then the *magic* begins:
“One sperm arrives before the others. It penetrates the egg, forms a lump on it’s surface, the cell wall now thickens to prevent other sperm From entering. Within the now-fertilized egg, changes take place…
And ten million kryptonian sperm arrive slightly late.
Were they human sperm, they would be out of luck. But these tiny blind things are more powerful than a locomotive. A thickened cell wall won’t stop them. They will *all* enter the egg, obliterating it entirely in an orgy of microscopic gang rape. So much for artificial insemination.
But LL’s problems are just beginning. ”
Torn apart by super-sperm. Not a good way to go.

“(One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy’s puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?)”
LOL. The Larry Niven thing is hilarious.

They should do that in ‘Heroes’. 🙂