A possible series:

North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service wants to know what you think of this.

If you want to let them know, details in replies. pic.twitter.com/ytLqqbVH0I

— Gay Not Queer (@Gaynotqueer1) June 14, 2025

According to the North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service:

Lest anyone assume that fire engines don’t turn up to the burning houses of sassy, finger-clicking transvestites, or something.

Curiously, the North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service survey form, inviting the public to express their views on Pride attendance and matters of transvestite outreach, has, with seeming briskness, now been shut down.

Readers may wish to speculate on why that might be.

And when you think Fire and Rescue Service, what you want is a mental image of vamping, squealing drag queens in unfeasible heels and flammable wigs, tottering unsteadily to your rescue while wrestling suggestively with a big hose.

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