You see, those bitchy women are only bitchy because of capitalism.

Saddened by the happiness of children. Because the Shard is “a function of late capitalism” and “a symbol of unjustifiable luxury.”

Hyperbole makes it true.

“Fuck rich white men.” But black totalitarian wannabes who charge $20,000 an hour – they’re super-awesome.

Goddamn white folk, everywhere.

It’s an “online magazine of feminist, queer and multicultural science fiction.”

If we don’t call it violence it doesn’t count, remember?

An intersectionality fuck-up. The worst kind.

The lowest difficulty setting. What, you didn’t know?

He didn’t know and now he’s being told.

I detect symbolism.

An ongoing series. Previous instalments can be found here.

Hitting the tip jar will only encourage me.

While we cower in the shadow of Laurie Penny’s mind, here’s another bite-size agony for our ongoing series:

The article Laurie finds so inspiring – Racism is to White People as Wind is to the Sky – can be found here. Its profundities include,

In sport you can only dominate your opponents, sometimes and only briefly. Leftism offers the promise of dominating everyone.

He’s not allowed to call her that.

The freeloader’s manifesto. As rjmadden notes in the comments, replace ‘capitalism’ with ‘adulthood’ and all becomes clear.

From the thinkers who brought us this: