The Bedlamite Hustle
Christopher Rufo mingles with the dysmorphics of “Decolonizing Gender”:
The panellists represented a wide range of idiosyncratic identities, expressed in a mixture of New Age and intersectional language—the more obscure and oppressed, the greater the status within the community. The main presenter, trans activist Malcolm Shanks, said he was a descendant of black slaves and Taíno tribesmen and “used to identify as gender fluid,” but has been “identifying more recently as a little bit more gaseous or plasma-like.”
Needless to say, the educational content is somewhat outlandish, often farcical and stupefying – essentially, a shit test for the neurotic, the credulous and the chronically pretentious. Mr Ganesha Gold Buffalo, for instance, a trans activist and prostitute, tells us that his expertise is rooted in “Waking up at four in the morning, five in the morning, every morning, to sounds of my ancestors screaming from outside my window, coming from the ground, coming from the earth.” His mind, we learn, “was decolonised” in nearby woods by howling “nature spirits.” Mr Buffalo, who identifies as many things, bemoans his “constant struggle under colonialism,” and his need for affirmation as a woman with a penis:
I one-hundred percent want to still be able to look in the mirror and see every part of myself as a woman, see every part of myself as a two-spirit trans woman, a beautiful being: my moustache, all of my facial hair, my untrimmed brows, my fat ass, my belly, my big dick, everything.
Other participants – again, self-styled educators – air equally challenging demands, including a belief that they should be addressed with seemingly random words, depending on whim and state of mind at any given time. “I want you to call me ‘Mommy,’ ‘Queen,’ ‘Daddy,’ if I want you to,” says Randy Ford, a transgender activist for the Lavender Rights Project, and whose pronouns are she, her, and goddess. Other terms of address include cyborg, unicorn, and Wakanda.
Along with the lists of stipulated pronouns and honorifics, and repeated demands for cash “reparations,” and tales of ghostly visitations by long-dead ancestors, the decolonisers of gender also share their extensive scientific knowledge. Specifically, that “There’s no such thing as male genes or female hormones or a male body.” You see, these things, which don’t exist, are merely diabolical constructs of the white devil. Hence the reparations, of course.
Videos of the bedlamites and their teachings can be found here.
The organisations mentioned in the piece all receive taxpayer funding, and all have programmes aimed at children.
expressed in a mixture of New Age and intersectional language—the more obscure and oppressed, the greater the status within the community.
Wokeness and woo, as our host would say.
Our host also uses some fancy words for utter insanity, but when confronted with irrationality and stupidity on the scale above, any succinct descriptor would prove inadequate. Or like most of us, we simply admit that words fail.
The main presenter, trans activist Malcolm Shanks, said he was a descendant of black slaves and Taíno tribesmen and “used to identify as gender fluid,” but has been “identifying more recently as a little bit more gaseous or plasma-like.”
Maximum honk.
Maximum honk.
Heh. There is, I think, quite a lot of honking to be done.
The crux of Shank’s argument was that white European colonizers committed genocide against indigenous people and replaced the natives’ peaceful, non-binary gender system with an oppressive “colonial gender binary.”
*Citation needed.
And what’s with this peaceful fantasy? Everywhere else on the planet, humans could be downright cruel, but the Americas were all rainbows and unicorn farts? Seems I read that some groups were still practicing human sacrifice when Europeans arrived.
There is a solution. Decolonize yourself!
*Citation needed?
How about the history of the Black Hills of Dakota?
Which were “stolen” by the the white European colonisers from the Lakota Sioux,
Who had previously stolen them from the Cheyenne,
Who had previously stolen them from the Kiowa,
Who had previously stolen them from the Pawnee,
Who had previously stolen them from the Crow,
Who had previously stolen them from the Arikara,
Who had previously stolen them from the Clovis,
Who had previously stolen them from whoever was there beforehand etc etc back to the first amoeba.
Extra points will be awarded for every time a self-identifying descendent of these proud indigenous peoples refers to the hills as their “Historical Sacred Lands” or any variation thereof which includes the words “Ancestral” or “Tribal”.
…and replaced the natives’ peaceful, non-binary gender system with an oppressive “colonial gender binary.”
As most accounts would have it, tribal skirmishes and wars might win land, treasure and WOMEN. I have yet to read of gays and lezzos being the preferred booty and shudder to think of the outcome, if half a dozen captured beauties, when dragged to their destination, prove gifted with male appendages.
After a good curry washed down with several beers, I have also been known to identify as a little bit more gaseous.
Maximum honk.
Band name? Maximum Honk and the Flatulent Dog F***ers.
I have yet to read of gays and lezzos being the preferred booty and shudder to think of the outcome, if half a dozen captured beauties, when dragged to their destination, prove gifted with male appendages.
I have read that a common Native American practice was to castrate (supposedly?) effeminate boys to be “used” as women, so to speak. Maybe also the occasional war captive? But this was a Native American tradition and therefore was deeply sacred.
identifying more recently as a little bit more gaseous or plasma-like
Like all his “genders”, these are just passing phases.
…being the preferred booty…
ISWYDT…
Like all his “genders”, these are just passing phases.
Ask him to draw his phase diagram.
Rather than “effeminate boys” I should have written “insufficiently warlike boys”. That is, boys who exhibited insufficient aggression and eagerness to kill and torture. At least that is how I vaguely recall it.
You see, these things, which don’t exist, are merely diabolical constructs of the white devil. Hence the reparations, of course.
I’d be willing to give them reparations if they would decolonize and go into the woods and heal by living like their venerated ancestors without all the trappings of wypipo on their colonization. Of course the zoom meetings, fake nails, and nose rings will be hard to come by, and it would be interesting to see what Mr. Gold Buffalo will take in trade for his services.
At least it’s refreshing to see them get to the point: “Fuck you, pay me.” Finally, some honesty.
What’s remarkable, I think – aside from the bollocks about gaseous identities, pre-colonial genderless utopias, and the howls of ghostly ancestors, etc – is the absolute shamelessness of the hustling:
There’s something quite vile about the kind of person who would encourage the credulous to cultivate – and then exploit – pretentious, collective guilt. It’s as if they’ve taken the common signatures and comorbidities of gender dysphoria – the unrealism and narcissism, the Cluster-B personality disorders – and made them into a business model. A way to squeeze cash from pretentious lefties. And of course, the taxpayer.
Some people really do need slapping. Just once, but quite hard.
all receive taxpayer funding
Hey, a buck here, a buck there… soon, you’ll be talking ’bout real money. That isn’t being used by you – because it’s theirs, dontchaknow?
PS – my “native” ancestry doesn’t seem to do much yelling, howling, or moaning. They must be off doing something else…
Thomas Sowell famously pointed out 1) if you could not personally have prevented some injustice (such as it happened 100 yrs ago), you cannot be guilty of it and 2) untangling all the injustices and historical bad things is impossible. This is doubly so when the woke insist on lying about all the historical things such as claiming that only white people had slavery. The English and Irish frequently raided each other for slaves 1500 yrs ago. In the 1700s the English “pressed into service” irish for the navy. The Arab slave trade was extensive and I think led to covering their women to protect them.
The movement to get reparations is you are Indian is simple grifting. Indians can stay on a reservation but they do not have to. My friend in the suburbs was indian married to a white man and it only came up once. Sure you can be resentful but if whites had not come you would still be hunting deer with a bow and arrow and not even with a horse. The modern world does not discriminate against indians either.
There is no “oppression” of gays and lesbians in the West. Do they feel oppressed because people celebrate weddings and families? Too bad, that is not oppression that is envy. The rate of murder of trans people is entirely due to trans prostitutes and we can understand what happens in those cases (I didn’t say condone). There is no epidemic of trans murder. As to people looking at flamboyant trans funny, well we look at clowns funny too, or people with too many tatoos.
There is no “oppression” of gays and lesbians in the West.
TRANSFHOBEEE!!!
(is that how it’s supposed to work? ’cause I can’t think of any “oppression” either – even back in the dark ages (1970s Village People anyone?)
Did my ancestors do terrible things to the Native Americans? Sure. But their descendents lives are much better thanks to the technology we can offer them! I think it could reasonably be said that the harm done to them (As a collective, at least) has been outdone by the good. So it’s fine.
Does that sound callous? Well how is that not what reparation’s are? You hurt my ancestors, so give me shit? We can’t bring back the dead, but we can help their children. The natives of North America were some of the most primitive people on the planet, being far behind even the people of South America who had at least some architectural skills. Their technology was advanced by thousands of years. What tribe wouldn’t sacrifice many of their warriors, or sell their women, for such treasure?
As far as I’m concerned, not only is the Trail of Tears not my fault, but the reparation’s have already been paid. All that’s left now is to end the socialist hell that is the Indian Reservation system.
But their descendents lives are much better
What? Don’t you know that an all natural lifestyle leads to a more fulfilling 30 year lifespan? Now pay me!
(Especially after how nicely mine treated yours. Scalps, anyone?)
I’m a bit slow on the uptake tonight
Flatulent Dog F***ers
*** = art or uck? Either will do though the second has a better “ring”.
“Uck”. Both because it is disgusting and because “screwed the pooch” is the cleaned-up version of an old military expression for “messed up very very badly”.
And after all, the Zombie blog among others has documented the existence of out-and-proud dog-f***ers.
Progressivism was once the enemy of class and caste systems. What counted was your accomplishments, not your identity or ancestry.
That seems to have undergone an inversion.
Is a “flatulent dog f***er” someone who both has gas and coitus with dogs, or someone who has coitus with gaseous dogs?
“Flatulent” should refer to their utterances.
[ Constable returns to David’s establishment, notebook in hand. ]
What’s all this then? You’re all going to have to explain this hate speech.
[ Constable returns to David’s establishment, notebook in hand. ]
I always knew this place would turn into an episode of Marple.
I always knew this place would turn into an episode of Marple.
If you have the option, go for Miss Hinchcliffe and not Miss Murgatroyd.
I always knew this place would turn into an episode of Marple.
Unless it is in a village, in which case there will be weekly murders.
[ Changes will under suspicious circumstances. ]
Unless it is in a village, in which case there will be weekly murders.
Just as long as it doesn’t become a village in which people are pursued by bouncing weather balloons.
Just as long as it doesn’t become a village in which people are pursued by bouncing weather balloons.
[ Starts work on first draft of Miss Marple in Midwich. ]
[ Starts work on first draft of Miss Marple in Midwich. ]
Let’s just hope it doesn’t end up like these at a Barnes & Noble
Another vicious white supremacist attack.
Miss Marple in Midwich.
Would watch.
Would watch.
Heh. Well, they’re set in the same period, roughly, and both involve cosy village life and suspicious, rather untoward events, so it’s not entirely without potential.
I remember a science class where they said “fluid” covers both liquids and gasses, since they both flow. I don’t know if ionized gasses also flow, but I bet they do.
+1
identifying more recently as a little bit more gaseous or plasma-like
I say we heat him up until the electrons strip off and see what happens.
People who identify as a fluid or a pony or a plane are not talking about gender but about a fetish. People don’t even know what words mean anymore. And why should I care that someone feels like a fluid? Unless he can ooze through prison bars or do other cool tricks it affects me not at all.
I knew you were dying to know…
https://crosscut.com/focus/2020/09/already-stigmatized-sex-workers-have-fewer-choices-pandemic
Miss Marple in Midwich.
We’ve been talking about crazy people, so would this be Midwich Cuckoos?
And slavery too.
Denying human nature exists or is expressed in some, politically favoured, groups is to dehumanise the members of those groups.
I say we heat him up until the electrons strip off and see what happens.
There’s too much stripping off already.
Let’s just hope it doesn’t end up like these at a Barnes & Noble
These people. This. FTLOC I am so bloody tired of these idiots, who of course think they’re the smart ones, who insist on believing that the US, and especially anyone in it to the right of Ivy League faculty, is some sort of fascist, Nazi, fascist…did I say fascist?…entity. No matter how hard people, the sane people on that thread, try to get the point across that those books have not been banned, the smart ones insist that they have. Especially this guy:
Yet he’s “educated”. He’s the smart one. People don’t get this far out of whack on their own. This is the way a lot of people, “educated” people think. They’re smart. They’ve read books. Not done much of anything else however.
Those “banned book” displays never included the conservative books that have been removed, boycotted, un-published, and so on.
This is the way a lot of people, “educated” people think.
It was a grave mistake to tolerate any leftists in the schools and universities.
[ Changes will under suspicious circumstances. ]
Where’s the witchcraft or nudity? There’s usually one or the other. Or the long lost illigitimate son or daughter back for revenge. Could this involve a henchlesbian who got drunk and had a child in one wild moment of passion? I sense a genre change and a bodice ripping.
Those “banned book” displays never included the conservative books that have been removed, boycotted, un-published, and so on.
Hell, they don’t even include Dr. Seuss. But do any of my white women friends on FB let that give them pause? Nooo. Maus! MAUS!!!