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We’ve come a long way.
Today’s word is bolloxology.
Ladies, prepare to be educated on your womanhood.
Winning hearts and minds.
The individual featured most, er, prominently in the video, Ms Sonalee Rashatwar, has been mentioned here before.
Some news from the prison hulk formerly known as Hong Kong*, this is what a mate of mine had to purchase so his little girl can learn to play the flute.
https://www.tomleemusic.com.hk/en/products/silica-clean-face-mask-flute-grey
*well, you can leave, but getting back in requires (as I found earlier this month) 3 days hotel quarantine, 6 PCR tests and 11 lateral flow tests.
“One baby stroller full of fire, please”
“One baby stroller full of fire, please”
I believe that’s the standard unit of fire in Scotland. It’s purchased by the baby stroller.
That way, you can take it home and boil water.
[ Checks clientele for signs of Scottishness. ]
Unfortunately, right now I am identifying as a person with a tibial plateau fracture in my right knee. Ha, just kidding, I actually do have said injury and must keep all weight off that leg for six weeks. Just want to say, your links are helping to keep me sane since inactivity is maddening (as is this contraption of a brace I am forced to wear).
Just want to say, your links are helping to keep me sane
You’ll understand my look of surprise.
[ Passes cushion for resting of knee. ]
Ladies, prepare to be educated on your womanhood.
It’s just getting insulting now.
Checks clientele for signs of Scottishness.
Wearing T shirts in snowstorms?
Going on sunshine holidays and refusing suncream or hat?
Lack of teeth?
Cans of beer concealed in tracksuit bottoms?
A deep attachment to 18th century Enlightenment values?
It’s just getting insulting now.
But, but… he’s going to “educate, empower and inspire girls to be tomorrow’s confident and curious women.” Presumably by showing them that literally anyone can do it.
Checks clientele for signs of Scottishness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOc5MasCPU
And thank you for the cushion for the knee.
“It is a kind of territorial display, like a cat urinating. They signal that it is inconceivable for a person with ordinary, widely held opinions to enter the arts world. It is for The Good People with the correct thoughts, however bizarre or outlandish. Anybody else: back off! If you work in the arts and think the wrong thoughts, better keep quiet.”
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-ordinary-people-cannot-enter-the-arts-world
Winning hearts and minds.
Can’t she just have a heart attack and get it over with?
Can’t she just have a heart attack and get it over with?
I take it you weren’t made more sympathetic to her, er, cause? It is rather like watching someone self-harm, albeit in slow-motion. And yes, Ms Rashatwar does have several health problems, including high blood pressure and other heart-related issues, all of which she blames on – wait for it – “white supremacy.” She also complains that her food costs aren’t sufficiently subsidised by the taxpayer.
You might like to know that yesterday was the 40th birthday of the smiley. 🙂
“[ Checks clientele for signs of Scottishness. ]”
[Glares darkly, making indecipherable Scotch noises.]
“A deep attachment to 18th century Enlightenment values?”
Oh, definitely not that one any more, trust me.
[Glares darkly, making indecipherable Scotch noises.]
Someone fetch me a baby stroller. In case Sam wants to make a cup of tea later.
Top post link no longer working.
Top post link no longer working.
It’s working for me. Try here.
indecipherable Scotch noises
It’s working for me. Try here.
It’s age-restricted, so we cannot see it if we don’t have Twitter accounts. 🙁
It’s age-restricted, so we cannot see it if we don’t have Twitter accounts. 🙁
Here you go.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Crazy Scots will have to work harder to beat the crazy San Franciscans and crazy Los Angelenos.
It’s just getting insulting now.
Let’s hope he keeps his lady penis in his pants. That shouldn’t be asking too much.
@mc The Flute Player’s Mask
As a further indication of the lunacy of Hong Kong, I love the comment at the end of the marketing spiel (which also contains a wealth of bloopers):
This mask prevents the spread and inhalation of droplets, and has no effect such as “preventing coronavirus” “removing coronavirus”.
・ Wearing this mask does not completely prevent the infection of the new coronavirus.
Burning pram: was probably electric, and the battery caught fire.
There are some morning reads that bring a smile to my face — this one from a good dose of schadenfreude.
Darleen, that’s hilarious—albeit in a very dark way.
David, have you considered organizing a Burning Pram festival?
Darleen, that’s hilarious—albeit in a very dark way.
It reminded me of short stories by (can’t remember if it was Carver or Cheever) about middle aged alcoholics who get a glimpse of the life they could have had if they’d given up drinking 30 years ago, and just for a moment you think they’re going to give up drinking now and make the best of it, but it’s too late and they’ve got too many habits that call them back to drinking, so that door closes for the last time.
Darleen: ’There are some morning reads that bring a smile to my face…’
It’s lovely to see reality administer a swift correctional, isn’t it?
“indecipherable Scotch noises”
Seemed perfectly clear tae me. C’n she no’ unnerstaun’ ra King’s English? (Seriously, he even said “sandwich” instead of “sangweedge”. What more do you want?)
That reminds me of a story one of my dad’s friends used to tell. He worked in sales at a Glasgow engineering firm who were heavily involved in supplying the Middle Eastern oil boom in the early ’70s. One afternoon he overheard a raised voice across the office: “Aye, aye… don’t worry, there a Telex oan the road aboot that.” (“On the road” being the local dialect for “on the way”, in case that isn’t obvious, and the “is” is often missed out of “there is”) … “Naw, ah tell’t ye, there a Telex oan the road…” … “Ah didnae say any’hin’ aboot any access road… there a Telex…” … “Aw, fur… THEY. ARE. A TEL. EX. OAN. THE. ROAD.” Slamming of phone, follwed by, addressed to the office in general, “How dae they gie them these joabs when nane o’ them speaks English?”
There are some morning reads that bring a smile to my face…
You have to wonder exactly how much well-cushioned wafting through life must have occurred in order to mouth these things and not blush.
but it’s too late and they’ve got too many habits
Building good habits early: A neglected topic. And if you want your children to have good habits, the best way to instill them is to do–and be seen doing–the things you want them to do: Frugality, delaying gratification, reading, moderation in eating and drinking, exercise, civility, and so on.
“Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways,” said Sky.
Her eventual collision with reality is likely to be bone-crushing.
“indecipherable Scotch noises”
I’ll just leave this here.
“said Sky”–let me stop you right there. Anyone named “sky” is going to spout gibberish. No need to read it except for entertainment.
The guy organizing the panthers is hilarious. He was part of Occupy Wall Street, an inherently anarchist operation. He has been part of the problem. People respond to incentives. If there is no punishment for crime, then at least a portion of the population will do crime, and some will do serious crime, with impunity. There needs to be punishment. His use of the “talking stick” example didn’t even work at Occupy.
Farmer: “I’m speaking from the cossack”
Vet: “From the what?”
Farmer: “The cossack, the telephone cossack in t’village.” [kiosk]
Vet: “Yes indeed,” I said, “And what can I do for you?”
Farmer: “I want you to come out as soon as possible, to treat a calf for semolina.” [salmonella]
Vet: “Semolina?”
Farmer: “Aye, that’s right. A feller was on about it on t’wireless the other morning. He said you could send samples off to the labrador.” [laboratory]
–All Creatures Great and Small, by James Herriot, edited for brevity
“indecipherable Scotch noises”
Decipherable Scotch noises.
THEY. ARE. A TEL. EX. OAN. THE. ROAD.
Reminds me of a conversation I overheard on the bench in a church basketball gym that was on the edge of the predominantly black and predominantly white parts of our town. I’m sitting there next to two black guys, one a regular well-spoken guy from the ‘hood and the other more, ummm…hoody. Anyway they were discussing a mutual friend that the well spoken guy hadn’t seen in a while. The other guy said “He moo. He be libudahinmim”. The well spoken guy says “What?”. “He be libudahinmim”. This goes around a couple more times before the well spoken guys says, “Oh. He lives in Mims (next town up the road) now”.
Aliens vs. Predators is not a movie about illegal immigrants hunting down rapists. I stand corrected.
The other guy said “He moo. He be libudahinmim”. The well spoken guy says “What?”…
Obligatory video.
Thank you.
Because dopers are just like everybody else and their off-the-job drug use cannot affect their on-the-job performance. Eye roll.
modern-day cannabis testing methods, like oral swabs – which, of course, are not
a highly offensive invasion of workers’ personal bodily privacy
You have to wonder exactly how much well-cushioned wafting through life must have occurred in order to mouth these things and not blush.
She should have her own book, The Wisdom of Sky.
I’m thinking of something in a similar format as The Gashlycrumb Tinies.
do–and be seen doing–the things you want them to do
While this is true, I think setting and enforcing expectations is also key. I have a number of friends who seem oblivious to the fact that their pre-adolescent children are not small adults and are motivated very differently. The result is that said children have become rude little monsters.
Thank you.
It’s been pointed out elsewhere that the buried lede here is that the President of the United States got stuck in traffic without his lead or follow cars. This is an absolute security disaster and in a real administration heads would roll over this.
Because dopers are just like everybody else and their off-the-job drug use cannot affect their on-the-job performance
If it’s legal, it’s legal. The legal framework around impairment and employers’ vs. employees rights isn’t going to be all that different from being drunk on the job. It’ll take a while to work out the corner cases. This is mostly a holdover from the reefer madness scare tactics of the War on Drugs.
Because dopers are just like everybody else and their off-the-job drug use cannot affect their on-the-job performance.
People who smoke dope are indeed like everybody else. Their off-the-job drug use can affect their on-the-job performance, just as a drinker’s off-the-job drinking might do. This does not mean that it will. If smoking weed is legal, then there is no justification for employment discrimination against someone who smokes weed.
Obviously this changes if a person is impaired by their habit, whether it is alcohol or dope.
It’s been pointed out elsewhere that the buried lede here is that the President of the United States got stuck in traffic without his lead or follow cars. This is an absolute security disaster and in a real administration heads would roll over this.
Yes, I noticed that as well. The focus of concern seems to be elsewhere. Which is why I think that story is bullshit made up by the White House to cover for the numerous reasons why they didn’t want Brandon in a more visible location at the funeral. I doubt the Secret Service, nor the UK equivalent, would have stood for such a thing as a POTUS stuck in traffic. While traveling in Budapest then Prague we were detained from crossing roads on two occasions because the president of New Zealand (or maybe Australia…I get their flags mixed up) was passing through. Don’t know the specific of where Air Force One would have landed relative the where the funeral was taking place but it seems like were traffic even remotely a factor, a helicopter would have been used to bring him much closer. Surely they can land one at Buckingham Palace. I presume the funeral was at Westminster. That’s what? A few city blocks as I recall. Maybe a mile? I’m fairly certain we walked between the two.
There are some morning reads that bring a smile to my face…
The Google doc request killed me. Safety first!
While this is true, I think setting and enforcing expectations is also key.
Strongly agree.
She should have her own book, The Wisdom of Sky.
Head full of sky, head full of air, head in the clouds, cloud cuckoo land…
Isn’t it supposed to be spelled ‘Skye’? Or is that too pretentious? Or Celtic cultural appropriation? Though if she’s actually Celtic of some sort, not spelling it that way would be playing the chameleon? Questions for Summer, I suppose.
People who smoke dope are indeed like everybody else. Their off-the-job drug use can affect their on-the-job performance, just as a drinker’s off-the-job drinking might do…
Speaking from personal experience, they are different. Nearly all the dopers I knew were low-achievers, or at best mediocre, and given what I knew of their dope smoking and the persistence of THC in the body, their drug use had to have affected their on-the-job performance.
Speaking from personal experience, they are different.
While I am inclined to agree more with the no-different-than-alcohol-when-legal argument, I have noticed among many of my long-time dope smoker long-time (until recently) friends that there seems to be a hair-trigger excessive anger response to often the slightest irritation. Not all, not even most, but relative to how mellow these people were when I knew them years ago, it is noticeable in quite a few of them. I’ve speculated that it might be a psychological result of spending way too much time in their drug induced haze such that they cannot handle having to deal with the slightest unexpected occurrence. Might be chemical as well. Don’t know if there’s been any research on this that would be trustworthy either way.
I have noticed among many of my long-time dope smoker long-time (until recently) friends that there seems to be a hair-trigger excessive anger response to often the slightest irritation.
I cannot speak to that, as I shed the last of my doper acquaintances by the 80’s. But I have seen one or two news items about long-term dope use being associated with increased chances of various serious psychiatric disorders.