A Recurring Motif

Brilliant. I’m still laughing.

Just let the A.I. enhance your doodles.
Reminds me of school. 🙂

Nuts!

Just let the A.I. enhance your doodles.
That’s awesome! Still laughing. Needed that on a lousy Monday morning!

In hindsight, I think the ladies should avert their eyes.
Don’t want any womanly inflammation. Just had the carpets done.

Spotted the logical phallusy!
Bartender – a drink for this gentleman, please, and put it on my tab!
In hindsight, I think the ladies should avert their eyes.
Haha – too late! I keep going back to play with it because it’s fun.
Your comment, though, got me wondering about the Victorian era English – is it true they covered up the legs of tables, chairs, pianos, and such to avoid the aforementioned womanly inflammation?

…Victorian era English – is it true they covered up the legs of tables…?
I have read that this is not true, and that the claim may have originated as a funny insult directed at “those prudish Americans”. The claim seems obviously absurd given how much effort the Victorians put into crafting elegant table legs etc. See here, for instance.

Help me put these paper towels down, just in case.

we should first spend an hour on the internet researching what brand of towels is most absorbent.
Damn it, man, it’s tempting, but we may not have time.
[ Eyes room suspiciously. ]
One of these dames could blow at any moment.

The website, you mean. Right?
Yes, the website. Of course. That is what I meant.

I keep going back to play with it because it’s fun.
I do worry about the lab rats that keep pressing that lever, poor things.

Holy crap that was funny. Thanks David

Holy crap that was funny.
Given our usual programming, the adventures in woke dementedness, the occasional knob joke seems apt, indeed necessary. Keeping us grounded, you see.

2-for-2 monsieur. Top marks.

I don’t believe so, no. Though the idea of ladies becoming dangerously aroused by furniture is not without its comedic possibilities.
I admit it did smack of urban legend or humorous fable, but stranger things have been known to be true. What I had not heard though was that it all started as a joke that Americans were over-prudish. Learn something new every day!
I do worry about the lab rats that keep pressing that lever, poor things.
My office feels like a Skinner Box sometimes – I keep mashing the buttons on the computer, in spite of the negative feedback, because of the occasional positive feedback, so long as that slot opens and a paycheck comes out regular-like. I think that’s why I keep mashing the buttons that lead to this place – the mental reward pellets outweigh the ones that aren’t so rewarding (that See also link mentioned above, or anything by that Shaefer person, for example…)

One for Mr. Ream ‘eh’ al…
For those not aware, the current Canadian flag was designed as a rejection of Canada’s British heritage by a Liberal Party dominated by what has become known as the “Laurentian Elite”. The previous flag was typical of former British colonies.
The maple leaf was chosen precisely because of its lack of historical symbology, and the flag is red on white because red is the traditional colour of the Liberal Party (our “conservative” party’s colour is blue).
The best American analog I can think of is if the current administration retired the Stars & Stripes in favour of a blue flag with a picture of a donkey on it.

Kiwi logic
“It is time to start knocking on people’s doors & making sure they are … isolating for 2 weeks.”
Knock, knock
Are you isolating?
Well, I was until you came along…

WTP: “Any Kiwi’s here?”
Now that’s a sore point: the buggers tend to come over to Australia and sponge off us. The Australian Government keeps sending the dodgy one’s back as we have enough crims of our own. I don’t know why so many Kiwis do come to Oz – they hold the America’s Cup and have plenty of sheep of their own. That should be enough entertainment for them to want to stay.

“they…have plenty of sheep of their own.”
But there’s only one Daisy.

But there’s only one Daisy.
Hal 9000 sings: “Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do…”

Nonsense, one for the whole family !
And we kept them in unlocked gun cabinets!

David, is this you?
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/36097-British-TV-newsman-loses-it-during-story-on-diversity.html
WARNING: Quite salty language, but funny as all get out. I hope the gentleman has found another job by now.

David, is this you?
Love it! But it looked familiar. That’s Jonathan Pie, a fictional newsman portrayed by English comedian Tom Walker. Original video from 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9_bI789Gog

David, is this you?
With that hair?

Dr. Widdowson wrote Disrobing the Aboriginal Industry: The Deception Behind Indigenous Cultural Preservation, which sounds good until you read the summary:

They analyse all the major aboriginal policies, examine issues that have received little critical attention – child care, health care, education, traditional knowledge – and propose the comprehensive government provision of health, education, and housing rather than deficient delivery through Native self-government.

Right. That’ll fix it.

With that hair?
I know. Bloody cheek.

Speaking of education
Oh, I think that one deserves a post of its own.
Thank you, sir.

“She allows racists to like her”.