Remedial Measures
Lifted from the comments, which of course you’re reading:
I particularly liked, “Albinos do not have gold nuggets stored inside their skulls.” Though the reminder that “In the UK, we do not shit in the street” also has a certain relevance. Oh, and if the one about public masturbation seems too outlandish, I have news.
And remember, dear reader. This is where we are.
“Attempting to do so may impact your asylum claim”
The only ones we haven’t seen for real are cannibalism and human sacrifice.
I’m now wondering if the recent attempted beheading counts.
Not entirely unrelated:
On the media’s efforts to make sure you don’t notice.
‘Stop, please. Please, stop. Oh, why won’t you just be nice?’ isn’t much of a policy but is a thorough confession of utter uselessness.
Coming soon to a hoarding near you – flyers instructing the native population to ‘Lie back (or bleed out) and think of England.’
A ThreadReaderApp link would help for archiving/emailing that.
The pond to die on.
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Can’t locate one for that.
Done.