Remedial Measures
Lifted from the comments, which of course you’re reading:

I particularly liked, “Albinos do not have gold nuggets stored inside their skulls.” Though the reminder that “In the UK, we do not shit in the street” also has a certain relevance. Oh, and if the one about public masturbation seems too outlandish, I have news.
And remember, dear reader. This is where we are.





The “impossible standards” placed on black people: don’t lie, don’t steal.
Hasn’t this blog mentioned Dawn Butler before?