Friday Ephemera (769)
Hippo expresses displeasure. || For the hungry among you. || So how was your day? || It was, alas, a very long drive. || Logo outrage. || An athletic use of the buttocks. || Obstruction of note. || Today’s word is ambitious. || FBI artefacts. || “It seems like here in Portland there is this super-big need for spiritual care.” || Meet the Bin Men, 1976. || Artful bouncing. || The thrill of martial arts. || She feels that a lot of assumptions are being made about her. || Choices were made. || You may gasp when ready. || We have ignition. || Wanted woman. || What the hell are people doing? A planet-wide statistical extrapolation. || Towing is hard. || A noteworthy indifference. || Incoming. || Niche skills. || New speech rules update issued. || Luminous. || A little steep, I grant you, but on the upside it is organic.
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Testing 1 2 3… Testing 1 2 3
I laughed and I’m not sorry. Chirp!
The really fun part is retrieving the ping pong balls.
Over 18% leisure. Damn! Those are communism numbers.
Not any more.
No jury in the land . . .
Po isn’t looking good.
I’ll allow the O, because it may look too short visually if it’s perfectly lined up to the pixel.
Well, if she’s gonna cleave that much, they should put it to good use.
The theory I heard was that, as humans evolved from chimps – or something like chimps – and moved to having face-to-face sex (heterosexually, anyway), breasts provided many of the same sexual signals to men as buttocks had previously.
Surely this is not the first time the subject has been studied?!?
HBOCD
Into the nearest tree?
Morning, all.
Priorities.
The problem, as so often, is how to get rid of the body.
[ Slurps coffee. ]
‘A little steep, I grant you, but on the upside it is organic.’
Never mind the price, look at the size!
Anyone who has lit up a fart will not be surprised by the blue flame
[ Julia books flight to California. ]
Top notch work and very little, if any, bumping
It’s deeply antisocial, but you sort of have to admire the persistence.
nice
I’m just going to leave these here.
[ Looks at ladies. ]
They just get off on telling other people what to do.
Close enough.
Today’s other word is parenting.
Alternative words may come to mind.
And in colonial memory news.
Imagine being that. Imagine thinking that is the kind of thing one ought to be.
New speech rules update issued
Well, if she thinks it applies to her, she’s failing at it. Too much flouncing.
I laughed and I’m not sorry. Chirp!
He’s smart enough not to be the one doing it, but I bet my representative, Tim Burchett (R-TN) is cracking up each time.
Hippo expresses displeasure. || For the hungry among you
I see what you did there . . .
[ Nudges ping pong balls closer to Stephanie. ]
Beer goggles.
Always ready to grasp. Oh wait….
I seem to recall both Desmond Morris and Robert Ardrey both wroting about this back in the 60’s/70’s. (The latter was a popularizer, not a scientist.)
I’m pretty sure that it’s satire, but it’s perfect satire.
I recall a calligrapher saying that they do all sorts of subtle deviations from perfect alignment in order to make things look perfect.
[ Recalls “exploding” cow in All Creatures Great and Small. ]
Femininity…
…and now, the rest of the story.
Decorum, enforcing law now deemed fascist.
Mark your calendars now for June 21-27…
“Clouds are gathering. There’s thunder in the distance. In the heart of the Oak-Hickory Forest we water the seeds of revolution.”
Revulsion, maybe, revolution – not holding my breath.
Her sexual identity is “kommissar”. LGBTQK.
Chesterton’s fence.
While we’re on the subject of anatomy…
Seventy percent of male computer users never use this.
[ Looks deep within for signs of secret yearning. ]
Nothing yet. I may be some time.
Everything the left dislikes is “fascist”.
I thought it was quite a telling exchange, in that much the same practicalities apply on any number of fronts – immigration comes to mind – and are likely to be met with much the same pinhead complaints.
Although often the complaints are due entirely to malice, not pinheadedness: Plenty of intellectuals–geniuses, even–spout this nonsense. They know they are lying, but their malevolent ideology trumps any duty to the truth.
There really is this sense from the left that they’re either the only game in town or they’re not happy.
And leftists wonder why people make jokes about helicopters.
…for a multi-day, in-person intensive featuring trancework, drumming, healing, dancing, storytelling and energy work, plus evening rituals that take us into the heart of the ancient tales, creating powerful, transformative energy that builds throughout the camp.
Well, if you are going to Witchcamp, you will need a familiar. I photographed five yesterday, ready for adoption. No, no – no need to thank me.
I wonder if the chow hall at Witchcamp has bug juice? Bet their s’mores suck.