Did You Feel A Tingle?
For enthusiasts of ASMR videos:
I’m not really into AMSR, but these gorgeous gals make it enjoyable.
If this 𝕩 thing doesn’t work out for me, maybe I’ll jump on this train. pic.twitter.com/ecuAL9wfqF
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 5, 2025
Previously: Dear, sweet Chloe wants you to relax.
No refunds. Credit note only.
Also, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
*hatred of fake nails intensifies*
Mother of God, what are those things?
I strenuously object to that… Whatever the heck it was. And I will be reporting you to the bartenders guild.
And these peanuts are stale.
This is my innocent face.
What the…?
Someone stick a fork in the Earth. It’s done.
I think it’s the lip gloss that pushes it over the edge. Into a realm of genius.
Double whammy.
And the distinction between parody, or assumed parody, and the real deal shrinks to the size of a Rizla paper, seen edge-on, from across the English Channel.
I note, with sadness, that Chloe’s bra-fitting audio adventure has now been made private. Ditto his colossal work Psycho Girlfriend Kidnaps You.
From the subsequent comments, by Charlie Suet:
Jury’s out.
David:
Well I learned something today.
They seem like the perfect corporate sponsor for this blog.
Think I dodged a bullet there.
[ Squeak squeak, stretch stretch. ]
Band name.
[ Slides ashtray of boiled sweets to svh. ]
Goblins.
OK, if this is the road we are taking today, there is a forum if you can’t find a partner.
[ Keeps lookout for any suspicious snuff boxes. ]
Snuff boxes are the least of your worries, ask the henchlesbians why they never dust in here.
Please tell me that’s an AI hallucination.
[ Fetches pepper grinder, trap cameras. ]
First snuff, now fetching pepper, I fear my link may have awakened a sleeping sternutation giant who may be in need of his own hamster urine.
“feminist glaciology”. And yes, your tax dollars paid for this “research.”
feminist glaciology: aims to “subvert the hegemony of natural sciences” because, you see, the sciences harsh their buzz for believing that cooking with grease can create a glacier overnight. Whatever these people are smoking is, I believe, not good for you.
“Liberals mostly don’t know how the left has been maintaining discipline lately. They get a rude awakening when they step out of line.”–TM Lutas
I can’t tell if its a parody or not…
On migrant crime, and the cost of all that “diversity” that so enriches us.
Question asked, answered.
Thanks. My testicles have ascended into my body and will not come back down.
Front pocket. Because of the bad back thing. The comment mansplaining to…men…that the wallet magically moves and thus does not cause back pain is itself…interesting. Those people are 85% of the problem in this world.
Oh no, how will we ever go on without this musical titan.
Sure to be a boffo box office blockbuster, you don’t to see this from the cheap seats so get yer tickets now!
Daniel Boland on James O’Brien on that subject.
The Centre for Migration Control report makes a point of filtering for those nationalities which commit more crimes than native British, and Boland also thinks that per-capita is the key. But that’s asking too little. Given that basic decency demands that we deal with our own native crime, and that we’d be ashamed of exporting that crime for foreign nations to deal with, what should be our attitude to immigrant communities who import their own crime? What per-capita crime rates are we entitled to expect from immigrant communities(zero sounds like a good answer)? Given that we’re so sensitive to examine cross-racial crimes that we commit as possible “hate crimes”, how should we think about cross-racial crimes that are committed against us? Do they see us as a soft touch or as spoils of conquest, and what would a healthy society do to counter that? Given that migrant communities are so encouraged to advocate collectively for their own interests against us, might it be fair and moral of us to encourage them back, for example by collective punishment for crimes committed by their members, to act collectively for our interest for a change?
As if LGBTQetc weren’t disliked enough already, let’s add betrayer of Christ to the list. Meanwhile, Cindy Arivo will be “playing” Jesus. How much did she take him for?
So many cranks and assholes on the internet, all with strong opinions.
FIFY. The number of people who have told me about things that I hold far more expertise in…I had an ex-boss, actually my boss’s boss, who was insufferable that way. Such confidence in things he knew practically nothing about. Swimming, pool, third party tools upgrades. I had a friend who wanted to argue with me about the proper rules of 8-ball. He was convinced that bar rules were the only rules. I blew him off as irrelevant. I didn’t see the guy for a few weeks but the next time we met, first thing he said to me was to bring up that same argument. He knew he was right because he knew a rich guy who had a pool table. This became a means of ending any silly irrelevant argument amongst our mutual friends in the future. Someone would just say, “I know a rich guy who has a pool table”.
Most of them with some degree of narcissism, most of them therefore damaged people, in ways that can’t be repaired in this life, and if they reproduce they’ll likely pass on the pathology.
In case you weren’t full-up on you despair quota for the day.
Every now and then I look at something and think, “WT…” and realize I don’t want to know WTF?.
By the way, the wallet argument rumbles on.