Friday Ephemera (765)
Inhaling scenes. || An unthrown stick. || Neighbourly drama with bonus fire. || I remain unconvinced. || Not a parent, you say. || Suspension test. || Pacemaker of note. || Hairpiece of note. || The progressive retail experience, parts 625, 626 and 627. || Pole dancer. || There’s something to be said for unclean glass. || New niche crisis detected. || Possible enhancement detected. || For those of you concerned for the safety of cyclists. || There’s someone at the door, Maureen. || Vertical mouse. || According to mood, I guess. || Ethereal and gorgeous. || At last, a fool-proof test of heterosexuality. Can confirm. || “Can I father a child with the appendage made out of my forearm that you’ve sewn onto my groin?” || On surface tension. || And some deep, sweet rumblings from a rest-stop bathroom.
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Is it the plastic grin or the hostage eyes?
It’s the officious one claiming to be a parent that’s frightening.
So . . . none of the regulars then.
You know what sucks worse than being vegan? Being lectured by a vegan.
Heh: “Lock it in a vault for 1000 yrs. Humanity isn’t ready.”
David: Are these fighting words?
His name is Arthur and he received this from the
LadyBitch of the Lake.Is ‘clockable’ another way to say ‘punchable’?
Have you accepted Cthulhu into your life?
Good acoustics, all things considered.
Not painless if it enables the henchlesbians to track you down.
Serpentine!
Althusser, Lacan, and the Great Swindle
Deleted, alas.
Her first line of defense is to find a way to call it bigotry. Good on the dad for not backing down. Good on him for explaining clearly and unequivocally what the problem is.
It used to be considered unethical to do plastic surgery on the mentally ill. Surgeons would evaluate their prospective patients for body dysmorphia disorders to make sure they weren’t using surgery to feed a delusion. Only reasonably healthy people — who had no illusions about what they were doing — were allowed to get body modifications.
IMO, these kids have already developed attachment disorders.
They’re products of surrogacy, so they never had their mother’s love. It shows.
That thing that never happens… yadda yadda…
Pole dancer.
That has to be speeded up!
Dicentra: “It used to be considered unethical to do plastic surgery on the mentally ill.“
Ah, the good old days!
That was a lot better than what I was expecting.
* crickets *
Morning, all.
This is my innocent face.
Incoming.
In search of that glamorous Instagram shot.
[ Slurps coffee. ]
No, just extra junk at the end of the link. Should be https://x.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1914942323823124821 .
Modern romance.
She’s “breaking the cycle of that bullshit,” you see.
You’re supposed to shoot them.
“I’m only willing to talk through a therapist”…
The manic chatter, the pinched-finger gesture, none of it bodes well. And if you’re going to complain about love being conditional, it generally helps if you’re not someone whose demeanour sets off half a dozen alarms.
Being a woman, he likes to feel his penis rubbing against his sundress.
Policing scenes.
More toxic masculinity…
I guess he inhaled at the 4/20 confab
Great acoustics. Everyone sings in the shower
They could tour, like upscale busking, adding a touch of class to rest-stop bathrooms across the country. With their sonorousness obscuring any sounds of… a less pleasing nature.
Some people would pay for that.
“Amadna”?
On purpose?
Freudian slip:
Amadna
That’s actually quite remarkable. Barely touched the other vehicle, yet managed to loft itself in the air and come down facing the opposite direction.
Should get a job as a stunt driver.
“My love is not conditional.”
“Also, if you vote for Trump, I’m cutting you off.”
[ Slides single Nestlé Shreddie to Dicentra. Fetches pipette of milk. ]
[ Waits for someone to say whether season two of Andor is worth watching. ]
Incoming.
What did they think would happen? They are both on the wrong side of the road.
Modern Romance.
I hate to break it to Missy Coof Cautious, but if she wants an abortion there is going to have to be a bit more going on than awkward knee and hair touching, but I guess that isn’t covered in gender classes.