Friday Ephemera (765)
Inhaling scenes. || An unthrown stick. || Neighbourly drama with bonus fire. || I remain unconvinced. || Not a parent, you say. || Suspension test. || Pacemaker of note. || Hairpiece of note. || The progressive retail experience, parts 625, 626 and 627. || Pole dancer. || There’s something to be said for unclean glass. || New niche crisis detected. || Possible enhancement detected. || For those of you concerned for the safety of cyclists. || There’s someone at the door, Maureen. || Vertical mouse. || According to mood, I guess. || Ethereal and gorgeous. || At last, a fool-proof test of heterosexuality. Can confirm. || “Can I father a child with the appendage made out of my forearm that you’ve sewn onto my groin?” || On surface tension. || And some deep, sweet rumblings from a rest-stop bathroom.
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Makes you wish the Swiss Guard would demonstrate halberds aren’t decoration.
This problem could be quickly solved with violence ultra-violence. Unfortunately, “progressive minded persons” prefer to coddle the ferals and lunatics. All that misplaced sympathy for monsters, combined with the leftist program of undermining public order in the service of “the revolution”.
More common than hydrogen.
“There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.”–Gene Wolfe
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”–Harlan Ellison
Makes you wish the Swiss Guard would demonstrate halberds aren’t decoration.
Exactly, skewer the first, and the rest will fall into line.
I was thinking decapitation. Less thrashing about.
No, no. The librarian is actually a sensitive little snowflake who should endure a bit of barbarity for the sake of tolerance. She should coddle the crying babies, not run from them. What has our society come to that we can’t handle full-on lunacy?
chaser.
“All of you stupid fat white privilege motherfuckers keep costing me money!”
Who wants to tell her?
I find myself once again glad of my decision to never become a cop. By a minute in I would called her an entitled twat to her face, pimp slapped her twice, and told her if she didn’t stop screeching she would get a third.
As I said following this, the fear of physical repercussions has much to commend it:
The ongoing loss of this social tool has not led us to happy places.
For some people, only pain can get their attention, much less compliance.
Out: food deserts. In: food apartheid.
Well, I want strict separation from the criminal classes.* To paraphrase Patrick Henry, if that be apartheid, then make the most of it.
* But never forget that leftists are a significant part of the criminal classes.
I take it that the Howard League is yet another organization which may have been founded for noble purposes but which has since been taken over by the left and now exists to wreak havoc upon society. Here, they weep tears over the cruel (and allegedly racist) use of PAVA spray on hardcore criminals.
One more time.
Isn’t that to do with longevity?
Oh, and on the subject of pacing issues, see also the 2024 film Nosferatu. Handsomely shot and rumbling with sub-bass, but oddly inert and unengaging. Quite the slog, in fact.
Life is short.
But the years are long.
Not while the evil days come not.
Didn’t notice any burning coats. This seems like a problem to be rectified.
Canadian heavy bombers will strike American cities.
Words fail.
Maybe this shouldn’t bother me, but it does a bit.
How to get your coat set on fire on Facebook.
Canadian heavy bombers will strike American cities.
Having had the misfortune of spending time in Chicago metro area, I can attest that Canada Geese are a royal PITA, clearly a toss up whether they or snowbirds are a greater threat to the US&A, both a plot of Wilfrid Laurier.
Words fail.
On the one hand, he will be regular, OTOH, I doubt he is smart enough to recognize toxic or sprayed plants (2,4,5-T for extra zest) so there may be self correction. I just don’t want to be within 2 time zones if he asks for a milking stool.
ngl, if I could choose to be any critter, it would be a Canada goose:
You can fly, swim, and walk.
You don’t eat anything gross.
You’re big enough that most predators don’t bug you.
You mate for life.
You always have friends to hang with.
Vegetarians that sometimes eat bugs, block roads and sidewalks, and crap all over the place, basically Antifa of the Air.
Meanwhile back at The Vatican, funeral selfies are all the rage.
How about we set these researchers‘ coats on fire? Or even the “researchers”?
We have learned something important about Dicentra.
Either I drink too much or not enough.
From the That’s Enough Internet for Today files: Didn’t he know he was supposed to go to Mexico for such things?
To hell with moronic ideas about rehabilitation: Put them both to death.
Every execution prevents innumerable crimes.
Who says I don’t do that now?
It’s heartening to know that he was being rejected by all the ranches, but maybe anyone who accepted his offer wouldn’t admit it.
David already warned us that you’d shiv us, so anything was possible.
Or was it Darleen that we were warned about?
That pole dancer has star quality!
Maybe blacks could try behaving better.
Ah, those shithead “researchers”. Have they never noticed that aircraft control panels are not black but light-colored? I myself have a bias against black hi-fi components because that color makes it harder to read the markings on the controls.
And so I repeat yet again: leftists are poison and should be treated intolerantly.