Remedial Measures
Lifted from the comments, which of course you’re reading:
I particularly liked, “Albinos do not have gold nuggets stored inside their skulls.” Though the reminder that “In the UK, we do not shit in the street” also has a certain relevance. Oh, and if the one about public masturbation seems too outlandish, I have news.
And remember, dear reader. This is where we are.
“Attempting to do so may impact your asylum claim”
The only ones we haven’t seen for real are cannibalism and human sacrifice.
I’m now wondering if the recent attempted beheading counts.
Not entirely unrelated:
On the media’s efforts to make sure you don’t notice.
‘Stop, please. Please, stop. Oh, why won’t you just be nice?’ isn’t much of a policy but is a thorough confession of utter uselessness.
Coming soon to a hoarding near you – flyers instructing the native population to ‘Lie back (or bleed out) and think of England.’
A ThreadReaderApp link would help for archiving/emailing that.
The pond to die on.
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Can’t locate one for that.
Done.
Thank you!!!
[ Resumes stirring enormous cauldron of chili. ]
Worth repeating here as well.
And while we’re repeating things:
I should get royalties for quoting myself. Or drink vouchers at least.
So … you want to be remunerated by … yourself … for quoting … yourself?
Might want to think on that a bit more.
All I know is I should get what’s coming to me.
[ Music swells, turns to camera, cuts to commercials. ]
There’s the drinks prices up again.
In the late middle ages, as Europe was trying to re-civilize itself, pamphlets were distributed urging people not to shit in the street, masturbate in public, have sex in public, etc. In contrast to the modern “guests” it worked. I liked the trolley cartoon–admit a mistake? hahaha no
The guy wrestling a drum–and it appears he was losing…
I notice you are quoting yourself more from recent posts, like ones from within the past year or two, more often than in the past when you would generally have to reach back a bit further. I would attribute this to the acceleration in the degeneration of our societies, but perhaps that’s just my perception of reality.
Also losing: the students who were compelled to watch his “performance”–unless you count the experience as an early revelation in just how decadent and useless “creatives” can be.
Heh.
[ Tastes simmering chili. ]
[ Coughing, tears. ]
I may have discovered a new state of matter.
Has the heat wave over yonder broken or are you just a glutton for punishment?
We seem to be in an oasis of relative comfort here. Go 30 miles in pretty much any direction and the temps go up 5-10 Freedom degrees.
Chili as a mind-altering drug.
It’s a mere 20°C and, as is the summer custom hereabouts, overcast.
[ Coughs, fetches eyedrops. ]
Don’t worry, it’s fine. Everything’s fine.
You’ve hit the sweet spot.
The Other Half had a taste and said it’s up to my usual standard.
I chose not to pull at that thread.
Well I’m sure it does contain “molecular acid” so…
That’s a line that leaves me double-plus unnonplussed. Could they get away with a line like that today or is there a broadly and sufficiently scientifically educated public such that it would sound silly? Of course not as silly as not knowing what a woman is…I will now ponder this nonsense for the rest of the day. Thanks for that, damn you.
These past few years, thanks to a combination of lived experiences and recent readings in history. I realize how malleable and submissive humans are. We put up with a lot of crap from our rulers, and we’d have to be nearly starving and have the ability to coordinate resistance before we’re willing to risk everything to bring them down.
Even in my country, over the last six fun years of rioting, burnings, lootings, and general mayhem, including two assassination attempts, and the only massive resistance is funded from the left. Once that pipeline was shut off, said rioting/burning/looting largely vanished.
The only way to get these clowns to behave is to make them more afraid of us than of their paymasters and supporters. At worst, you get a revolution, and if you know your history, you really don’t want that.
(Debate, feedback and general abuse appreciated.)
Now wondering whether to rewatch Alien this evening.
No reason.
Just when you thought the Arday fabulism couldn’t get more extreme, this chap read The Atlantic so we wouldn’t have to, but TBF, The Atlantic read the book so we wouldn’t have to.
For those who, like myself, out of morbid curiosity wish to suffer the soup sandwich, there is an Archive link to the Atlantic article (so you don’t have to give them a click) which I would normally put here except for the fact that the Spam-No-Mor (Ausf G) ganks them automatically.
One more time:
I get the feeling that one will get wheeled out again.
Good News Everyone! No one actually has to be sick for there to be a pandemic!
Without our best and brightest betters truly we would all be lost.
But isn’t it true that, in general, people can be carriers without showing symptoms? Typhoid Mary being the iconic example, perhaps?
We don’t execute enough people in this country.
Sorry mate. As a Texmex American now living in the mideast, i am deeply unconvinced.
It seems morally important that such creatures cease to be.
If Tuesdays are going to be enormous-hair-and-pseudonym-bingo night, and Stephanie seems very keen, Wednesdays can be chili-cook-off night.
Hey, I don’t make the rules.
Raping underage virgin girls will not cure your AIDS … or your monkeypox.
Every six months? More like every fucking day:
Found via this.
Gosh, is it possible that the daughter of a famous actress might be a toxic nutjob?
I have purchased a vintage muu-muu for the occasion. I am going for a Mrs. Roper with a touch of Endora vibe.
Well, I mean it’s professional courtesy, it’s the least she can do.
weird racial neuroticism: progressives are unmoored from traditional morality. They have no church, no patriotism no love of family. But they desperately want to have morality so they can feel superior. The only flotsam in their sea of chaos that they can cling to is to not be racist. That is it. So they cling bitterly and blindly. Overlooking college presidents who plagiarize and professors who make shit up as long as they are brown. Overlooking a supreme court judge who speaks nonsense because she is brown. Overlooking child grooming and rape if the perps are brown. And they feel perfectly moral and in the right while they bring down western civilization, standards of performance at work, legal standards, grading standards, everything.
By the way, this explains “defund the police” with a simple logic, a syllogism:
Brown people are sacred beings.
Cops arrest brown people.
This is racist.
Defund the police.
There is no place in this syllogism for relative crime statistics or recidivism rates or black on black crime or black cop arrest rates or body cams or the consequences for neighborhoods of defunding. Nor is there room to point out the logical fallacies. None of that. It is the logic of wet streets cause rain and voodoo.
Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.
Nailed it!
Is it them, Yogi? Amazon driver division.
People Rejecting Important Civilizational Knowledge
At least you don’t have Hasan Piker dancing in mockery of Charlie’s murder.
On the other hand, you are getting Harry and Meghan back.
So maybe it’s a wash.
Is this David’s preferred gin and tonic?