Friday Ephemera (814)
Bait. || Old boiler. || Balloon surgery. || Coming through. || Choices were made. || Something is missing. || Incoming. || Question asked. || How to glue Styrofoam to fabric, and answers to other glue-related questions. || Just like a guitar, but with really hefty magnets. || Rather more leg than I was expecting. || The progressive retail experience, parts 721, 722, 723, 724, 725, 726 and 727. || I suppose we could call this irony. || School science project of note. || It’s hers now. || She’s called coconut. || Testing weightlessness, 1958. || “What animal is chicken?” || What do you mean, it’s distracting and inapt? What are you, sonny, some kind of bigot? (h/t, Smallish Bees) || Suboptimal solution. || May encounter fog. || All the fun of the fair. || And finally, incendiary felines to burn down your enemy’s castle, 1584.
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Because some things bear repeating.
Ooh. Bank holiday weekend. Had forgotten about that.
He is saying that he regards such behavior as acceptable. And this is something baked into his personality from childhood. Any future conformity to our laws and customs will be performed under duress and not out of any sincere desire to embrace our values.
Imprison him and then deport him.
And examine all immigrants from his culture with appropriate suspicion.
That reminds me: One of the small benefits of a second home in England is the opportunity to say, in polite conversation, “My bankers are Hoares”.
Reminder … don’t get sick in Canada.
Would it be immoral to force MAiD on Canada’s ruling class? /rhetorical question
What’s the holiday? May Day? Bankers celebrating communism? Not that anything in these regards should surprise me.
Something something pagan fertility something something workers’ leisure something something maypole dancing. I never manage to keep track of the things and am usually faintly surprised when they come around again.
In this instance, it means that tomorrow morning we’re off to see Beloved Sister-In-Law #2, who will be giving us a damn good feeding, and one of my favourite nieces and her hubby. A chap who thinks I look at least ten years younger than I am.
So I’m always pleased to see him.
They target those whose care is, or looks to become, expensive. The burgeoning hordes they’ve invited in aren’t paying into the system so cutting outlays is a priority.
[ Applies moisturiser. ]
A peaceful law-abiding, Christian priest is a liability.
And yet hostile, law-despising, welfare-consuming migrants are not.
This tells us a great deal about what their true motives are.
He’s old. He’s Christian. A priest even. He’s white. Why, It’d be a mercy. And he’s peaceable so there won’t be much of a fight.
Their motives are obvious and repellent.
Peter Hitchens, brother of the late Christopher Hitchens, says that when he was on the left he saw that a chief motivation for leftists was hatred of their own nation, culture, and people.
–If anyone has a link for that, I’d love to see it.
Is Tucker Carlson be a sheep-fucking, baby-eating Satanist? Some are asking that.
Hey, you can’t fault me for saying that. I’m only asking questions.
He could be auditioning for Saturday Night Live.
LOL. I don’t think I ever saw that sketch.
Replace “smoking” with “communism” and that’s 90% of interactions with leftists.
She’s wearing shirt about “kindness” as she does this.
‘Who will gaslight the gaslighters themselves?’
It is an interview of Carlson by The New York Times.
I’d give her one weekend trying to live this way before she throws a tantrum and demands to be driven home.
As is profiting from organ harvest.
I know!
Every time I see someone romanticize “living off the grid,” I desperately want to grant their wish.
“Yes! You and your posse go on over yonder and see what you can make out of those raw materials. No, you can’t take manufactured tools with you, though I will grant flint and steel. No, no antibiotics. No anesthetics. Just follow the bison herds and do your best.”
They have no idea. And she’s an obvious Cluster B.
That part of their new trade agreement with China?
Nope. They want to live like American Indians before the ‘evil ones’ showed up? No bronze, no iron, no steel, and the only North American draft animals have two feet.
These idiotic fantasists refuse to accept Hobbes wasn’t being metaphorical.
Islam in disrepute.
Emphatic gift suggestions for a 5th anniversary.
This came to mind:
Still chuckling at the repeated instruction to “bring meat.”
From which,
Regarding which, this.
Note that his academic colleagues were “distressed by the implication.” As if it were some utterly alien thought, never before considered. Or actively avoided.
I’d give her one weekend trying to live this way before she throws a tantrum and demands to be driven home.
I laughed as I read about the May Day protestors in Minneapolis screaming about “seizing the means of production.” Bitch, you can barely make toast.
Note Wanye’s second tweet in that thread:
In archaeology, some of the most significant breakthroughs have been made by talented amateurs, not credentialed experts:
Bitches can barely function with all the conveniences of modern society.
I’ve known more than a few such leftists who were stereotypical losers–marginally educated, marginally employed, financially improvident, and so on. When I see well-off leftists I wonder what fraction of them are living comfortably only thanks to inheritances or subsidies from indulgent, well-off parents.
Not gonna lie, this looked like a lot of fun.
Just a random stunt? Or does Scientology have something to say about dwarfs?
Simon Webb on old people, pensions, MAiD, and useless eaters:
Why not start by seizing the accumulated wealth of Polly Toynbee and everyone else at the Guardian? Wouldn’t that be the apogee of justice?
From last week’s Ephemera, a few quotes about fascist postmodernist Paul de Man.
Note how both fascists and communists employ postmodernist theory and rhetoric.
Colour me shocked.
There’s a paper.
(via)
The “both sides” claim about political violence is based on very very selective data. It leaves out 100% of Antifa activities, including harassment of Trump supporters during the 2016 election season, during which cops refused to intervene, even funneling supporters toward Antifa in one case. Also antifa actual gunfire at ICE and during attempt to blockage the new police center outside Atlana. It leaves out 100% of the Floyd riots. It leaves out assaults on Jews and christian churches. Leaves out violent Palestine riots. And we can add the assault on Rand Paul by his neighbor, attempted assassination of Kavenah, and the surrounding of a bunch of repub congressmen by a mob outside Congress where again the cops refused to come help.
I’m just going to remind readers about Dr Peter Matthews, an Urban Studies lecturer and Guardian contributor:
Because, again, some things do bear repeating.
That depends on the types of military hardware, IYKWIM.
All those “Studies” departments were invented by leftists to indoctrinate students and subsidize subversion.
Among his deep thoughts at the link:
Here is an alternative which he and his admirers should consider:
He writes:
Obviously untrue. For most of human history everyone was extremely poor. Any child can understand this, but not “Studies” lecturers. It’s as if the job description of a “Studies” professors is “Churn out as many lies as possible. Do try to find seductive and appealing ways of telling those lies.”
And finally:
juxtaposed with this:
Matthews and his readers have the same motives as the garden wreckers. They hate society and want to destroy it.
Wonder which one got the SPLC checks.
Commissars at Rolling Stone demote Eric Clapton from the top 3 guitarists of all time to number 35–for his COVID-skeptic views.
Reheated: Better than anything at the Tate.
Reheated: Reading the old threads prompts numerous impulses to comment.
The briefest comment: “Minnow, I hope you get raped in the ass by each of the Afghan migrants on behalf of whom you want totally open borders.”
Who would win?
Yet another violently insane trans creature.