Friday Ephemera (808)
The magic is forever. || Hear her roar. || Unforeseen obstruction. || Scenes of a runaway sled. || Keeper of secrets lets slip. || Some tilting occurred. || I bring cleavage. || Eight thousand voids (and counting). || Frankly, I question his motives. || A great symbolic moment of the twenty-first century. || “Take your meds,” says she. || Significant irritation detected. || Artefacts of enrichment, a possible series. || Simulated tripping, from quite mild to rather intense. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || $200. || That’s exactly how I would’ve done it. || Competitive window cleaning. || Attuned to higher powers. (h/t, Neatorama) || How to eat spaghetti, a beginner’s guide. || Protest training, where mighty warriors are forged. || Hours of fun, for some values of fun. || Foodstuff, loosely. || Cliffhanger.
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Did she misspell ‘combing’?
Not enough drugs in the world.
Lovely.
The t-shirt says it all.
Hear her roar – “Free and open to public”
At least it is priced according to demand.
Bringing a knife to a gun-fight.
The Avis¹ of the mad polity club.
¹’We Try Harder’
‘Youth is wasted on the young.
“Free and open to the public”
Aelf, regarding the trans serial (3 x) killer residing with foster kids, the kids weren’t actually placed with him. He got invited to live in the house by the actual fostering parent. Because I guess this 3x killer was just wandering around at loose ends, like one does.
So no need to worry, see? All is well.
THE DIRTY HANDS
Could be real but something about that white woman’s attitude says fake. Has a certain attention seeking quality.
Don’t forget the diversity barriers.
How to eat spaghetti, a beginner’s guide.
Not with that sauce!
Shaming needs to come back in a big way.
Morning, all.
He’s been given a way to present his obnoxious personality and unsavoury urges as activism, as if he were the righteous party. It’s quite the feat.
Still, he’s totally mastered the whole head-tilt thing.
Which is 86% of authentic womanhood, you know.
Band name.
The Other Half and I would occasionally take Beloved Sister-In-Law’s dogs for a walk around the neighbourhood. On the way back, the dogs would stop, quite obstinately, by a certain pub. Every time. As if accustomed to a detour inside when taken for walks by Beloved Brother-In-Law. The dogs seemed to think it was very much part of going for a walk.
I don’t think Beloved Sister-In-Law was aware of this arrangement.
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
[ Begins cloning army of Chinese ten-year-olds. ]
Enriched learning environment.
Enriched learning environment 2.
Typical bien-pensant appropriating the street cred of the oppressed hairdresser underclass…
Stupid pub owner should have come out and innocently given him a sausage.
I call AI – vertical beam in the middle just suddenly appears.
One of the Hebrew names of God is “HaMakom” which translates literally as “The Place” – which leads to:
Don’t miss the sweet little cafe and gift shop.
Sure… If the police are using Nerf guns.
Not unusual if stored in frozen and/or arid environment.
Bring me the #$%$# who cut the clip there…
Scenes of a runaway sled.
If she had let go, wouldn’t the dogs sense the loss of weight and stop? I don’t know jack about mushing but it seems training would include what they should do if the driver falls off.
Some tilting occurred
Not simply no but fuck no.
[ Gasps, room falls silent. ]
A video shot in a car and posted on the interwebs and you think it has an attention seeking quality? Bosh.
‘Indigenous ways of knowing’ in action.
The comprehensive school I attended was by no means glamorous or genteel, but I don’t recall the levels of stabby liveliness seen in recent videos.
How far we’ve come.
“Take your meds,” says she
This is a frequent occurrence on the r/Knoxville subreddit. “Did you see ICE?” “I think I saw ICE on Cedar Bluff.” “I was just at Kingston and Papermill and there was an SUV with blacked out windows, it’s ICE.” “Check on your people, ICE is out on Magnolia.”
I miust check to see if I can rent a large SUV with illegal tinting, just to cruise around . . .
Speaking of Feds in masks . . .
This puts me in mind of this:
Of course, that keffiyeh-sporting beardy prat puts me in mind of cricket bats.
Canadian art news.
Stephanie and I can hold him down.
I’ll bring sandwiches.
Right. You know what I mean. In context. Hopefully. Or need I ‘splain it to you?
Imagine being that twat.
‘A better life.’
The progressive gas station experience.
One of the charms of the South Side of Chicago is the likelihood of babbling wandering into a place of business to impart their wisdom.
It’s just some LARPers having fun. Not exactly as the headline says, but actually LARPers. Play on, guys!
Facades.
Many Americans have difficulty understanding that in some wars there are no good guys, and it is unwise to grant asylum to members of either side.
I question the accuracy of that claim. “Stretched violently” sounds like typical clickbait sensationalism and “impossible to enter” sounds like it’s just made up.
Yes, that bugged me too but I wrote it off as a retractable support of some kind, but then the perspective in general seemed a bit off. Curious to know where it is if any of it is real.
If you told tales about the future better life to people in the 18th century.
There’s a song about that, satirizing Euro Disney.
Just watched it again and couldn’t stop myself chuckling at the shoes.
I am sophisticated, actually. How dare you.
Professor: Can you show me the difference between RNA and DNA visually?
The unforeseen perils of Daylight Savings Time
Is he trans?