Friday Ephemera (782)
Big beast incoming. || Interspecies battle of wits. || Cheeeldren of the night. || Eight literally dark days in history. || Trajectory detected. || Trajectory detected 2. || Gratuitous gesture. || A gathering of dragons. || Hot and steamy jiggling. || The joy of budgeting, 1957. || Suboptimal driving mindset. || It’s a “joyful noise” of resistance, see, so suck it up, neighbour. || It involves a rug. || “No recognition was given for improving literacy, numeracy, or classroom learning outcomes.” || On history and the tragic vision. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || On medical ethics and body modification. || Over a vape. || For portable storage. || The progressive retail experience, parts 655, 656, 657 and 658. || Experiments in sudden-onset upwardsness. || Finger licking good. || And finally, somewhat flappy at speed.
To enable extra commenting options – including @username mentions, comment editing, upvotes, custom avatars, and live notifications – scroll down to the black ‘Meta’ box at the very bottom of the page and click register. It’s free and quite painless.
To be notified of new posts, follow me on X.
Should you wish to express encouragement, there are tip jar buttons below.
Not worth the bother then, is it?
D—-d few leftists are worth the unsaturated, responsibly sourced fat needed to fry them in Hell.
It would not, I think, be a practical, or indeed sane, use of one’s time. I mean, when the terms of membership include compulsory masking, your choice of wedding ring, and which genres of YouTube video you’re allowed to watch…
As [+] said recently, following this,
Less a matter of politics as one of weird compulsions.
Around the 11 minute mark, while being led through the house in handcuffs to retrieve the knife she stabbed her cousin with, she says, without irony:
That was AWESOME. I would totally do that. ~:D
Oh, there’s plenty of irony in there, though none of it intended.
It’s one of those where you’ve a pretty good idea of what’s going to happen, yet it’s still pleasing when it does.
I’m just going to leave this here, I think.
Do tuck in.
What does it say about the world that there’s a subreddit called DontPutThatInYourAss
Do tuck in.
What…is that?
[ Slides jiggling foodstuff closer to ComputerLabRat. ]
Don’t be shy.
That’s why most of Hell is a Brobdingnagian air fryer.
[ Jiggling intensifies. ]
[ Glares. ]
[ Begins researching cost of fitting out a panel van as a mobile correction booth. ]
“Refugees”, they say.
Thank you, no. I’m trying to cut back on . . . erm . . . hmm . . . give me a minute, I’ll think of something.
What…is that?
A genuine Northumberland bean fountain, generally served with deep fried cabbage and boiled eels in aspic.
Not sorry.
One for the ladies, I think.
Menfolk, avert your eyes.
Magnetic urethane.
The petition for lenient treatment of the illegal truck driver who killed 3 in Florida is now at 3.2 million signatures. It was just over 3 million three days ago. So I think it is reaching its asymptotic limit.
That’s hysterically funny.
When you’re too old for Burning Man.
My wife was leaving mass with her parents and her parents’ best friends Lois and Gurd. As was their habit, the men walked ahead talking sports while the women followed a pace or two behind. Gurd seemed to be having some troubles with his right eye. He complained to Pat about how it was irritated and stung him. My father-in-law, struck by sudden inspiration said, “Gurd, you’ve burned your vagina.” Gurd quickly replied, “You know Pat, I think I have. I’ve burned my vagina”
The only thing funnier was my very proper catholic mother-in-law dying of embarrassment.
Florence King would laugh.
Could swear they said they took back their dignity.
When the tyrants have the approval of their own conscience but can’t be bothered with the pretence it’s done for the good of its victims.
Sasha Shakur, yet another trans killer. With the usual cluster of “causes”.
From melting pot to stir-fry.
“When someone tries to kill you, you should just kill him right back.”
If the victim had been armed, she could have killed the “migrant” kidnapper, which would be much better than the 27 month sentence he got.
“beep if you think Starmer is a wanker”
Well, it is rather large and heavy for a child, not to mention the recoil. She’d do better with a crew-served weapon.
Possible clue why sheriff executed judge in his own chambers
Dunning Kruger on steroids:
Trans-sovereign?
“Joy Reid just openly admitted she’s a DEI hire:”
In other breaking news, the pope admits being Catholic.
That’s hysterically funny.
ISWYDT
I guess she’s too old for the nose ring.