Any port in a storm. || Hot pursuit. || Not quite the intended optics. || Nicotine and oestrogen. || When brave knights battled snails. || You want one and you know it. || She’s not happy. || Helping hands required. || House-trained. || He likes to lick them. || Close enough. || You may need to move the seat back a tad. || A brief history of bubble gum. || Bit tight. || The bikini, I’m assuming, is purely for aerodynamic purposes. || The progressive retail experience, parts 623, and 624. Or, cause and effect. || Mystery unresolved. || It’s a San Francisco vibe. || Some overheating issues. || Insufficiently secured. || First, you need your own sand. || That Disney magic. || Can your toilet flush a rotisserie chicken? || Much effort, but minimal effect. || And finally, establishing fault before Dad hears about it.

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