Friday Ephemera (712)
Incoming. Apparently, surprisingly, no-one died. || His grilled cheese sandwich is more fiddlesome than yours. || It’s a look. || It’s a look 2. || She’s healing her womanhood. || Regarding submarines in space. || Ruffian intercepted. || He’s super-happy. || He wants your thoughts on his boobs. Includes obligatory head-tilt. || In Barnsley’s NHS, there were “less than ten amputations due to medical negligence.” || Because your face just says problems, love. || Imported Muhammadan piety. || And then it became apparent. || For the protesting class, it’s an outlet for their issues. || WiFi-enabled cock ring with built-in camera. || Incoming 2. || In fashion accessory news. || The car of the future, 1971. || And finally, I’m not entirely sure what this is, but apparently there’s a heated debate.
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The more trivial and irrelevant the greater the passion.
“It was the third time this week that a Boeing plane used by United faced mid-air problems.”
Sounds like a lack of diversity. They want to get some more quadriplegic engineers, or visually impaired tyre-checkers in there. Fire those damn competent, able-bodied, white supremacists that are holding the company back.
I’m sure that a purely naturally occurring cheese (milk plus bacteria, just left on a shelf) would be awful.
Hey, I’m just giving you options.
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I can hear Karl’s eye twitching as I type.
I think that’s called a “paleo” diet. Though I’m not sure they have shelves.
[ twitch ]
Or yogurt.
“Natural” has taken on a new (read “marketing”) meaning. “Natural” cheeses seem to be manufactured in places featuring lots of heating equipment, piping, and metal vats.
All purely natural, of course…
24 months probation for the “crime” of aggravated misgendering a guy trying to get into a women’s loo. Be sure to check his profile.
One might have thought that the mentally ill, cross-dressing man – the one barging into ladies’ toilets – was the one doing the misgendering.
Speaking of The Unspanked.
Let the spanking be done with bats wrapped in barbed wire.
Then deport them all to islamo-fascist countries.
Note the yurt in the background. 😀
The “essential” in “Essential Waitrose” is doing a lot of work.
It’s a look 2.
If I’d accidently wandered into a room in hell I wouldn’t have expected anything less. Good lord this world belongs to Satan.
Couldn’t help but notice your Cheesy Slices are a 2 on the strength scale. Just how many level are there on the Cheesy Slices strength scale? What strength is being measured? So many questions.
What strength is being measured? So many questions.
I believe it is tensile and compressive strength when used as a building material.
Just the one, I believe. A non-threatening two. I’ve yet to see a Cheesy Slice with more… whatever the two is measuring. I think any relationship they might have with actual cheese is largely conceptual.
It occurs to me that if you could scale them up, Cheesy Slices would make pretty good crash mats for school P.E.
A bit sticky, maybe. But hey, kids make everything sticky.
Taw Valley Creamery enters the chat.
Oh. My. God.
A miracle breakthrough.
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I notice, however, that those level-sixers don’t have to deploy the qualifying term “cheesy,” as in cheese-like, and instead refer to actual cheddar. I’m guessing they don’t have the endearingly rubbery properties of the level-twos.
[ Checks Waitrose opening hours. ]
No one ever said the Albigensians were wrong.
It’s like watching an interview with a toddler throwing a tantrum.
ruffian intercepted: I am guessing that in the UK they would arrest her also.
David said:
ahahhahahahahahaha…whew….hahahahahaha
activist wanker class: note for example what happened in Canada when truckers dared to protest. The media came out in force to denounce them. Also few sympathetic news stories about farmer protests currently in Europe
Actual LOL
just stand there and slap the ever-loving shit out of their smug, metalled, faces
Hands glued to the fence and each other, making it impossible to defend against, say, a savage kick in the bollocks? I’m just brainstorming here.
What strength is being measured?
Mohs hardness scale?
As a former resident of Japan, I can confirm that proper cheese is ridiculously expensive (though not as insane as fresh fruit), so processed cheese was all I’d buy.
I was disappointed the delivery guy didn’t rip them off the gate.
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Not much sympathetic coverage here in the States, either.
It may just be me but India Willoughby looks like Voldemort in a wig.
Waitrose has standards you know!
Perhaps I have a different understanding of the word heresy than you do, but I’m pretty sure some element of wrong is, at the very least, implied.
I’d leave in a huff but mine is in the shop.
But seriously, I suspect it may have had something to do with your link: Was it a normal link to a product page, or was it a link to an image? I have occasionally had trouble with a few vendors’ websites where following one bad link gets one blocked for an undefined period of time.
‘I wasn’t trying to rape her, I was trying to kill her,’ assailant tells Chicago cops
Not just a vicious animal, a stupid animal too.
What, yet another one?
criminal justice reform advocate arrested for murder
“Johnson has previously served about 25 years behind bars for attempted murder and other charges. He appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast last month where he talked about how he turned his life around.”
https://twitter.com/MeghUpdates/status/1765325222247645335?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
New Saudi robot Mohammad casually gropes female reporter’s fundament. I’m with the commenters who speculated there was probably an Md Someone in the background with a joystick, or it was programmed to shake hands, but she had her back to it. Although isn’t that a Western thing? Too bad it didn’t try for the male reporter
Wasn’t young enough. 😉
The word you are looking for is demonic.
Among Mr Willoughby’s many miraculous claims is his announced state of virginity. Despite him having fathered a child when known as Jonathan Willoughby. Quite what his teenage son and former wife are supposed to make of this uncanny feat, I leave to the reader.
I imagine they twigged to his Cluster B traits long before he came out and are not surprised by his effacement of their existence.
I hope they’re grateful they’re not longer in his orbit, if that’s the case.
The correct response to Willoughby is: You are a eunuch
Related!
I laughed and I’m not sorry.
On a slightly more serious note, the experiences of ‘transwidows’ – women whose husbands got into frocks and pouting in a big way – are often overlooked:
One of many such stories. And in light of which, cooing about “pride” sounds even less convincing.
one of the revealing aspects of modern feminism is how uncaring, even hostile, the so called female activists are towards women and their actual concerns.
But then, if those females are hostile to men – their own brothers, fathers, the gardeners, plumbers, cabbies etc working hard to keep their world running – why would they have any empathy for some random women they don’t even know, just because they have the same genitals.
That’s why I hate the glorification of the suffragettes. Privileged upper class, didn’t care for the British and Indian soldiers, fine, but they also cared little for working class women, or for women in the colonies.