Come, dear reader. Let us visit the publication now laughingly referred to as Scientific American. In particular, an “analysis” piece by Juan P Madrid, in which we’re told,
Dr Madrid, an assistant professor at the University of Texas Rio Grande Valley, begins his attempt to persuade with a tale of poetic drama:
I know. The very stuff of amazement. Brings a tear to the eye.
Apparently, the word collision is, for Dr Madrid, much too brutal and masculine when referring to the unstoppable convergence of two galaxies, and the ultimate merging of the supermassive black holes at their centres – an event that will entail the sling-shotting of countless stars and their orbiting planets, and which may release energy equivalent to around 100 million supernova explosions, and subsequently be detectable halfway across the universe.
A mere hug, you see. All that kindness.
Here, Dr Madrid’s own use of language – specifically, the word reconsider – is somewhat misleading and just a little coy. The reconsidering he has in mind would of course be enforced by those suitably enlightened, much like the author himself – as hinted at with enthusiasm later in the piece:
So, not so much a reconsidering, then, as a coerced neuroticism. A mandatory affectation, on which career progress may very much depend. But hey, where’s the fun in being a pretentious and neurotic scold if you don’t have the power to make others jump through hoops?
And so, when not detecting neutron stars and gravitational waves, astronomers will be expected to submit their findings to someone of “a different gender or ethnicity” to sift out any language that may conceivably cause distress to those determined to seek it out. “This type of conscious engagement,” we’re assured, “can only be beneficial.” And not, say, a farcical waste of time that’s better spent elsewhere.
Terms deemed “needlessly vicious,” and which render Dr Madrid indignant and reaching for tissues, include cannibalism, harassment, starvation, strangulation, stripping and suffocation:
It’s all terribly oppressive – for the implausibly faint of heart, I mean. And should a colleague carelessly refer to a planet being stripped of its ozone layer by a catastrophic gamma-ray burst, this is obviously “misogynistic language” and a basis for the sternest of hands-on-hips chiding.
Given the unequal distribution of interest, aptitude, and cognitive wherewithal, one might wonder why. Alas, as so often, the mystery persists.
The implication being that hearing an occasional use of the word cannibalism or stripping in reference to astronomical phenomena will somehow, in ways never quite specified, deflect an otherwise promising astronomer from their calling, despite an uncommon focus and years of study. Because female astronomers, and brown astronomers, and especially female brown astronomers, are so immensely delicate and likely to be traumatised by such descriptive terms.
At which point, readers may wish to ponder whether the best people to be doing astronomy, or teaching astronomy, or to be making workplace rules for astronomers, are the kinds of people who mouth dogmatic assertions without any trace of supporting logic, and who are distracted, even distressed, by hearing the word collision being used to describe a collision.
The strange trajectory of Scientific American has been mentioned here before.
Update:
Before anyone quibbles, the phrase “halfway across the universe” is merely a figure of speech. The actual estimate for how far away the gravitational waves could be detected by beings with technology comparable to our own is 3.25 million light years. So, for a hug, plenty of oomph.
Via Darleen, in the comments. Which you’re reading, of course.
I must admit that took me quite by surprise.
I was waiting to discover how catwalk was a speciesist insult, or be admonished for the racist overtones of the term milky.
I can’t help feeling these intellectual giants missed a trick there.
That.
Well, again, where’s the fun in being a pretentious and neurotic scold if you don’t have the power to waste other people’s time and make them jump through gratuitous hoops?
At what point do we ascribe toxic masculinity to asteroids and admonish them to “do better” when they crash into planets and other spheres with no regard to whether consent was given? A rape culture permeates throughout the cosmos and we must raise awareness because no means no.
In other news, this had to be both the funniest and best feel good story I have read today. Bully for him!
See also, the “colonial” violation of hypothetical microbes on other planets.
Real frontier spirit stuff.
Someone fetch the nurse. He needs his medication.
It must be quite strange to inhabit a head like his. I imagine there’s quite a lot of loud buzzing.
I take it then that astronomers who do not use that lexicon, such as himself, are therefore not professionals.
Well, they are professional somethings, just not scientists.
I did encounter assertions by black race grifters, some 50 years ago, that “black hole” was a racist expression–as were “black humor”, “black list”, “black magic”, and ‘blacken his name”.
There is an old joke, predating autocorrect, about a newspaper copy editor changing “put the budget back in the black” to “put the budget back in the African American”.
And even setting aside those black holes, one must ponder the consequences of gravitational interactions between innumerable solar systems: Some will pass so close to each other as to directly affect planetary orbits. Other more distant interactions will “merely” disturb the systems’ cometary halo (the Oort cloud or even the closer-in Kuiper belt), causing a rain of comets into the inner solar system. These are deadly consequences.
I see what you did there.
Well, I don’t think it would be scandalously unfair to wonder whether some psychological projection might be taking place. I mean, I’ve seen umpteen astronomy documentaries in which a white dwarf star cannibalises its neighbour, or in which reference is made to a gamma-ray burst stripping away the ozone layers of any habitable planets in its path; but any sexual connotations – and thus a pretext for the word “misogynistic” – have not been foremost in my mind.
But hey, maybe that’s just me.
Dark Tetrad. Again. Always.
That reminds me of another paranoid racialist lie:
Back in the 70’s I began to encounter claims* that all reports of cannibalism and human sacrifice by European explorers were false, merely racist fantasies projected upon Innocent Brown Peoples. Never mind the sheer number of such reports by so many explorers. Never mind the fact that so many European explorers were expecting to find not cannibals but Innocents living in a State of Nature. Never mind the detailed accounts left by those explorers and the vast additional evidence uncovered since then by archaeologists.
* made by the usual black racialists and white leftists.
Band name.
Especially in the galactic core, where the average separation between stars is a fraction of a light year. (Rather than, say 5 light years in our part of the galaxy.)
Band name. Death metal, I assume.
Criminal law professor sports “be gay, do crimes” tattoo featuring Molotov cocktail. Appointed by WHO to group developing guidelines on “the health of trans and gender diverse people”
From last post some thoughts: new Alien movie–ironic that the whole plot is that Ridley is trying to prevent an illegal Alien from immigrating to Earth. How un-woke! All aliens are equal and valid!
Log cabin: in college in Ft. Collins I rented a room in a log cabin at the edge of town that had been spruced up. My room had a very low ceiling where the bed was. One morning I woke up and right above my head was a huge black widow spider on the ceiling. I carefully rolled over to get out of bed and there were 2 more on the floor right by the bed. I moved out as fast as possible.
This is what happens when you make up bulllshit jobs for people who can’t perform real work. What percentage of all jobs are bullshit jobs? 35%.
The farther from the events, the less accurate the language of the left.
Madrid needs a ‘hug’.
Language: they want to sanitize the language related to actual catastrophic events (two galaxies colliding becomes a “hug”) yet dial up the language of oppression (a mild criticism of let’s say trans in women’s locker rooms is “literally killing trans people”). Hard to keep up.
We need to stop giving credence to people who don’t have real jobs.
Sooo…OT but curious if this happened to anyone else. I apparently, by no conscious effort of my own, now have a Twitter/X handle. I thought something looked a bit odd about my reading X posts a week or so ago but didn’t think much of it. I just now did a reply to Scott Adams out of curiosity and it apparently posted (!).
Bulllshit jobs for people who can’t do real work you say? Behold Google’s DEI leader.
People who can’t do real work: there is a well-known stat that 90% of important work is usually done by 10% of the people: patents, software code, publications, sales, etc. This is BEFORE DEI promotions of people who can’t or won’t work. I have had co-workers who complained to the boss all the time that they were over-worked yet no finished products ever seemed to come out of their lab. Heard of DEI hires who just hid in the warehouse and did nothing. The few John Galts are already carrying too much weight.
Or, as it’s better known, any show on TLC…
Price’s Law: Half the work is done by the square root of the number of people in the group be it employees or scholars in a field.
And actually want to do work to harm the organization and the wider society.
When they are longer than they are wide. Oumuamua thus may have been hyper masculine. Or not. 😀
Credence? Hell, there are a lot of people I don’t even want to tolerate: Treat me as an enemy and I will regard you likewise.
Agree. But here’s a disruptor thought…Do not look for allies amongst your traditional allies who have now become suspect. Do look for allies amongst those who in the past may have been your enemies. Certainly some may be looking to exploit your position but you may also be able to exploit theirs.
It is slightly discouraging that the race, sex and climate goons have gained so much ascendancy through our society given that whenever they open their mouths it makes ordinary people sick up a little.
So how come we’re losing so hard??
Because we don’t follow through. I referred to this problem on Insty as spiking the football on the 40 yard line but that analogy wasn’t perfect enough for some people so…this longer, less concise one might be more accurate. We win a skirmish on the beaches of North Africa and our conservative..”conservative” leaders celebrate like we just won the battle of D-Day. Or something. I’m sure someone can nitpick that one to death as well. The point is…follow through. It is fundamental to success. Victory even.
Better to have an honourable enemy than a false friend.
It’s not enough to defeat a DEI mandate. Those who came up with the mandate must be expelled and barred forever from positions of power and influence. Otherwise they will try again and again and again.
Sooo…OT but curious if this happened to anyone else. I apparently, by no conscious effort of my own, now have a Twitter/X handle.
Yes, but it all ended when I stopped drinking and posting. Another bonus, no more weird items delivered by Amazon.
“But academic freedom!” say silly and naive people, as if we are under any moral obligation to indulge those who seek to deny us our freedom.
“Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.”
–Abraham Lincoln
Whoa there, Neddy.
Let’s not go crazy.
“Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.” — Arnaud Amalric
[ Eyes leftover half-bottle of red, checks clock. ]
Apparently fraudster and odious racist Claudine Gay was appointed by a bunch of shit-weasels called the “Harvard Corporation“. Shouldn’t they also be required to explain their degeneracy to Congress so we could be rid of them too?
Not because Congress would (or could) do anything about them, but because as soon as any right-thinking human being got to hear their mealy-mouthed sanctimony they’d want to stab their eyes out with a fork. Probably. I’m assuming.
Also, I’m afraid analogies involving 120-foot balls on spikes don’t make much sense to me either. Must be an American thing. Now skirmishes on African beaches – that I get.
“We kill ’em all … Let God sort ’em out.” – Sarge
Chicken Harness and Leash?
Cat Butt Tissue Holder?
Fur sink?
Electric dog polisher?
LightSaber Chopsticks?Bacon Strip Bandages?
I stopped drinking altogether after Amazon dropped off a gasoline powered turtleneck sweater.
Not “comfortable” with a “kill them all, guilty and innocent alike” approach.
Not totally unrelated in the world of newspeak, “Healthism“, it is OK to deliberately unhealthy.
I saw this mentioned somewhere: fact checkers aren’t checking facts, they’re checking narratives. Galaxies will collide, but the narrative is “hugging” because they want your 6yo daughter to get interested. Whatever.
Fat people are unhealthy, but the narrative is “healthy at any size” because being mean is practically illegal.
Instalanche!
You’ll find combs and breath mints under your seats.
How big do these instalanches tend to be?
It varies. Over a couple of days, it adds anywhere between around 3,000 and 10,000 visitors.
But hardly any comments, it seems.
You’ll find combs and breath mints under your seats.
Do you have a chisel or something to separate them from the gum and other substances of dubious origin?
Just get your fingernail in there, man.
As a general rule, only a tiny minority of visitors add comments. Most pause then drive on, or lurk in the bushes, quietly watching what goes on.
“Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.”
I recommend a pinup photo at the top of each post.
On second thought, knowing this blog, I withdraw that suggestion. 🙄
Just get your fingernail in there, man.
Fingernail, yeah there are some of those embedded as well. How about an air hammer or Sawsall? Maybe some det cord – Gutzon Borglum would have trouble getting through this muck.
“Welcome to Mount Wilson Observatory. I love you.”
[ Shines torch into bushes, squints. ]
Does David Attenborough narrate?
One of my favorite David Attenborough parodies
Do you really want to go there? – Instalacher
I was content with the summary, there, but the timing was perfect for a link from Behind The Black’s One Spiral Galaxy Eating Another post, so I read the whole thing, first.
Heh.
[ Rummages under bar for bigger torch, revolver. ]
Are the breath mints the ones with the sticky exudate, or the brittle integument?
Ah, hold on, I think this one is a breath comb.
Does not this dolt understand that without ‘collisions’ there would be nothing out there to inspire his wankery. Those pesky hydrogen atoms whizzing around and colliding provide the light we see, and the bulk of energy that pervades the universe. Perhaps a melding of atoms might be more tame and preferable.
Geez. Now I’m gonna get all self-conscious and stuff. Maybe if I picture all those people sitting out there in their underwear…well it wouldn’t surprise me none.
Does that make us ‘Dave’s Doggers’?
Today I learned a new word. 🙁
I’d actually dropped in to comment on the video of the American doctor talking about ‘healthism’. While obviously it is very foolish to claim it’s OK to not be healthy, I think she makes a reasonable point about being fat.
Obviously it is better not to be overweight. However, losing the lard really isn’t the be all and end all. Here in the UK, we are afflicted by Henry Dimbleby, a scion of generations-deep privilege who feels somehow obligated to interfere in the lives of Britain’s pudgy peasantry. The constant assault on people, especially women, for carrying extra poundage is astonishing, as is the range of snake oil nonsense foisted on people.
I have come to the opinion that we in the West are in a period of adjustment to hitherto unseen (unless you are a Dimbleby) prosperity, hence the sudden swelling of girths. In a few generations we will either have adjusted or Net Zero will have reduced us to penury (again Dimblebys excluded) and the ability to carry a bit of fat might get us through winter. Diets and Dimbleby will make no difference o the nation’s waistline in the interim.
Yes, obviously it is not good to be a land whale and have the sort of knee belly that appears in photos take outside Walmart. However, I know women in their 80s who have been stressing about weight their entire adult lives. They might have been happier overall to cake it up and keel over in their 60s.
And please don’t give me any bullshit stats about how much obesity costs the NHS/taxpayer/nation. As Christopher Snowdon has pointed out, these ‘stats’ are deeply dishonest confections. Being fat is a problem for fat people, not the rest of us (although after a very lazy boozy Christmas I am being very free with that ‘rest of us’).
I have no idea what that means, as I live in the States. Are you talking about endless opining on news programs? Government programs of some sort?
I suspect that many people’s stress has been due to bad dietary advice, such as “meat and fat are bad, carbs are good”.
Henry Richard Melville Dimbleby. Apparently a real person. Something to do with cookery. And pestering the hoi polloi it seems.
Dieticians have a lot to answer for.
Multiple villains, as I understand it:
Have I missed anything? Or misremembered anything?
I regret that it is too late to tell my poor grandparents that they were right when they disputed all the fashionable nonsense about “eggs are bad” and so on. There was so much that they were right about.
* Historian Victor Davis Hanson has written that Nazi control of universities meant that Classics scholarship in the 30’s and 40’s could not be relied upon. Mandatory omission of data disapproved of by Nazis, plus mandatory insertion of falsehoods desired by Nazis, tainted all scholarship: The accuracy and honesty of publications could not be relied upon, and therefore was useless.
My waistline would be a few inches smaller, if I had known in my youth that the key was to avoid carbs and not be excessively fearful of meat and fat. I might also have avoided cholesterol buildup.
[ Feels resurgence of desire to deliver beat-downs to fraudulent “experts”. ]
Speaking of dietary matters, I have posted a number of comments teasing Brits about beans on toast, beans on pizza, etc. And yet nobody has every replied pointing out the abomination known as “American” cheese.
A friend of my dad’s got two of his fingers hugged right off when the 2 halves of a die-casting mold embraced.
Good Lord. My sympathies.
And yet while I am horrified, I am not surprised: Factory machines can be very dangerous–and it is often impossible to make the perfectly safe without also making them virtually useless. (And this could segue back into one of my favorite topics, the inherently tragic nature of life.)
From a review of Gary Taubes’ Rethinking Diabetes in today’s Wall Street Journal:
“…an assistant professor at the University of Texas Rio Grande Valley,”
Suddenly my degree from Arizona State University seems so much more valuable.
Possibly. Or maybe it’s another of the B cluster, such as borderline PD, wherein there’s lots of drama and claims of “You Did That To Me” and “I Am The Victim Here” and “Behold My Exquisite Sensibilities.”
There’s lots of overlap among the Cluster B disorders, and the dark tetrad is just part of it.
Covert narcissism?
I’m not convinced that the current lardiness is a new phenomenon. My maternal grandmother was apparently some 20 stone when she died in 1937. However, if you look back at illustrations and art pre-20th century there is a distinct preponderance of heavyweights, both male and female, portrayed. Rubenesque for ever.
the abomination known as “American” cheese.
Blocks of soap. A creamy, pungent, mass market American blue vein would have the Food and Drug Adminstration rounding up every fromager in the land.
This does bear repeating.
The analogy I’ve often heard is of two well-choreographed brass bands passing through each other, with a majority of stars avoiding collisions. But for any inhabited planetary system, even a relatively close pass-by could be catastrophic. As you say, our system’s Oort cloud may extend halfway to the nearest star. If another star were to pass between the Sun and Proxima Centauri, disrupting the Oort cloud, this may not be an entirely happy event.
And so, at some distant point in the future, during Andromeda’s hug, when city-sized chunks of ice and rock are hurtling at fifty kilometres a second towards some inhabited planet, I doubt that planet’s occupants will be thinking of the incoming objects – each of which could result in an extinction-level event – as “something gradual, slow, and perhaps even gentle.”
But hey, hugs all round.
When two hoodies meet, that’s not a stabbing. It’s just a pointed “hello”.
Shame Scientific American doesn’t allow comments any more…
Given so many of the actual articles, you can understand the reluctance to invite honest feedback.
So far as I can see, the publication’s current policy is that, should anyone dare to disagree, or even to correct some basic and glaring error, the editor-in-chief just takes to social media and calls her readers racists.
And then applauds herself.
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius
Thank you for the Latin lesson today. That is a phrase to remember.
Scientific American isn’t alone in the decline. See also where the Wall Street Journal is today.
You could very well be right. In the interests of accuracy, I will try to remember to write “Cluster B/Dark Tetrad” in the future.
Considering the persistent public displays of false virtue, I’d agree.
This is a pervasive characteristic of the Left: Innocuous language concealing malevolent intentions.
Now I’ll never find out if she really loves me.
Perhaps the worst consequence is the destruction of public trust. In a modern technological society, citizens rely upon experts to guide them, but so many experts have proven to be unworthy of such trust.
When one also ponders the intentional importation of millions of “migrants” and “refugees” from incompatible cultures and the shielding of criminals from proper consequences, one starts thinking in more general terms about the consequences of transforming a high-trust society into a low-trust society…and the possible motives behind that.
Suggested name change: Lysenkoist American.
By the way, and before anyone quibbles, the phrase “halfway across the universe” is merely a figure of speech. The actual estimate I’ve seen for how far away the gravitational waves could be detected by beings with technology comparable to our own is 3.25 million light years.
So, for a hug, plenty of oomph.
From the first para:
Maybe the first order of business would be to fix rubbish writing like that.
(Now I shall return to the bushes.)
[ Hears rustling in bushes, leaves out plate of sandwiches. ]