A Very Modern Mugshot

For some reason, the words “false reporting” caught my eye.

Can’t quite put my finger on it…

“Woman arrested”

Always respect the media!

“Experts say”

So, since I am post-menopause and thus produce no eggs, what does that mean for me? Am I without identity?

Meh. I’d have an existential crisis if I gave a rat’s ass about identity issues.

“Woman arrested”

I wonder what sort of punishment would wipe the smile off his face.
Have you noticed all the recent mugshots in which the criminal is smiling?

In another exciting episode of “Today In Racism™”: Where Wildlife Won’t Live In Cities.

Our results thus support the idea that limited capacity to support large, well-connected wildlife populations reduces access to nature and builds on existing environmental inequities shouldered by predominantly non-White neighborhoods.

I know, the majesty of watching herds of caribou roam and eagles soar through the Upper East Side brings a tear to the eye, but Harlem, nary a flock of flamingos or moose to be seen. Sad.

Science!™

Because all things must be decided on an intersectional racial basis.

Genetic factors in disease? As foolish as flat earth theories. Have RA or lupus? Your inflammation is caused by systemic racism.

Assess your risk with the Everyday Discrimination Scale – it is from Harvard, so it has to be unquestionable.

Systemic racism and wildlife: what they actually found has to do with the amount of greenspace (yards, parks). More greenspace more genetic diversity. But the effect is weak. PNAS allows members of the US National Academy of Scientists to decide on publishing a paper, so if you have a friend in there you can get crap published.

“egg producers” This does not satisfy the “trans are real women” crowd. It is also bizarre and creepy.

Maybe mugshot guy is counting on going to women’s prison. Hey, if we eliminate “male” and “female” words, why not just house all prisoners together? What could go wrong?

racism and inflammation: they assume that the disease rate is higher due to discrimination. assume. not science

harvard law journal: the ideal of scholarly work is that it is evaluated on the merits. Many journals have blinded review, so reviewers do not know who the author is. This is good. Studies have shown that authors from prestigious universities are reviewed more leniently (they took author identities off of published work and re-reviewed them). ie more bullshit. This is the opposite.

So, is tweeter GarbageHuman a shameless liar, or just stupid and careless?
d) none of the above.
GarbageHuman has been posting exposing leftist/woke inanity forever.

That’s reassuring.

But what to do about the tweeters and bloggers who create all the fake content I’ve been seeing? Or who hide the sources they are quoting? Very frustrating.

Because all things must be decided on an intersectional basis.

It’s the modern disease. And it really is all things. A few days ago I was looking up the details of the Goldsmiths’ Fair in London for a relative, and out of curiosity I clicked on the “Apply for 2023” tab. Yes, you’ve guessed it, there’s a DIE survey you have to fill in if you want to exhibit, and yes, it’s mandatory. Because as we all know, it’s not the quality of the silversmithing that matters, but your skin colour, the genitals you have and your preference(s) for their sexual placement.

“[W]e call on brands to leverage the audience reach and cultural impact of an event like the Super Bowl to bring LGBTQ people and issues into the mainstream conversation,” said GLAAD President & CEO

Because we never hear about the Alphabet People otherwise.

Related…

You know this band we keep talking about…

And yet they still manage to look less ridiculous than Sam Smith.

Fake post on euro racism and refugees: in fact, in German I believe, where prostitution is legal, if someone is on welfare and there is a prostitute position (heh) open (heh) and they don’t take the job, they lose welfare. It could be switzerland. Totally fair.

DEI and alphabets invading everywhere: if it wasn’t everywhere, it would not be effective propaganda. QED

“Experts say”

Er, I may have fallen asleep a time or two in biology class, but I always thought female homo sapiens were born with all the eggs they would ever have already in their ovaries, and that the monthly cycle of hormones was to ripen an egg and release it. Sperm are produced, but eggs are already there, just immature.

So a female human is still female even as a child, having never released an egg, is still female as an adult and on birth control pills which suppress the monthly egg release cycle by making the body think it’s pregnant, and is still a female as an adult past menopause who is no longer releasing eggs.

Why do the woke grifters always dehumanize the people they claim to represent? Women are egg producers and uterus-havers, people with darker skin are black and brown bodies – but we still can define men as men, and there is no talk of white bodies.

I have a question for the experts: if woman = egg-producer and/or uterus-haver, then isn’t your so-called “pregnant man” really a woman by your own definitions, since it obviously has produced an egg and has a uterus in which it is currently gestating a fetus?

The Bibendis?

Beat me to it. They must get “tired” of wearing those outfits.

“We want urinals.”

Oh what a tangled web…

Think of it as street poetry.

Funny and God bless that young man but again…stupid. So there is just one bathroom stall to use? No frikken way that would have lasted at my school. Even if the water was turned off I’m certain we would have ripped that plastic apart and pissed in them rather than stand around waiting in a line for ONE frikken toilet.

An aside per the “massive shit” thing…at the last defense contractor that I worked at they took considerable time, like a year or so, redesigning/remodeling our closest bathroom. When the damn thing was finally completed it was comical. Three wash basins where two were so close to wall or stall edge that they were awkward and virtually unusable unless you were in a hurry and the middle one was in use. Then one toilet stall by itself, then two or three urinals, then a handicapped toilet that was so huge you literally could have parked a car in there. So to the massive shit thing…should someone use the one non-hadicap stall and drop a stink bomb, there was no pretend anonymity to doing so. No, it was YOU man. We called it The Stall of Shame. Needless (?) to say, the handicap one got more use than it otherwise would have.

Another aside, I guess the young man should be happy that the stall even has a door. Unlike my high school or even the one I once mentored at where the proper toilets didn’t even have proper walls around them. Just some sort of half-wall about three feet high. By design.

LA* gonna LA.

“Community-based public safety workers are regularly exposed to high trauma environments…

The program seeks to help the over 100 community intervention workers in the city with training provided by the Community Based Public Safety Collective, The Reverence Project and the BUILD Program. They will provide therapy and other activities such as yoga, meditation and healing circles.

I know the first thing I would do as a community based public safety worker confronted by a violent mentally ill and/or drugged to the gills bum person of unhousing is set up a healing circle. Much more effective than yoga or a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist.

“This is why it’s so important that the practitioners in the neighborhoods are incentivized,” Sherills said. “It’s very dangerous work.”

What could possibly go wrong?

*(the California one)

Beat me to it. They must get “tired” of wearing those outfits.

Don’t get an inflated sense of your own wit: I don’t want to let the air out of your cheerfulness, but that joke is an old, worn-out retread.

Grants are no good for this gal because they expect results (paging Dr. Stantz), instead she wants no strings attached universal basic income for massages so she can get an idea that might pan out in some unspecified future.

At least I think that is what she is saying, I don’t have an entitled brat to English translator handy, and there may be static from the piercings.

Smokey wants his hat back, BTW.

I think this looks like a good year for tyre puns.

Also, Clarkson’s Farm, I will never see the Japanese flag the same way again.

you’ll find out hoosier daddy.

Pretty slick threat.

I like the new Yoda–seems more appropriately wise (wisdom should make you sceptical, suspicious).

I have questions about the culture that produced these young thugs.

Only one shot, officer? Triple-tap would have been more prudent.

And yet none of that would have nor should have happened if the 2nd Amendment was properly respected in this country. His being a felon does not appear to be the reason the cops singled him out.

Only one shot, officer? Triple-tap would have been more prudent.

To be fair, I did once see bodycam video of a police officer drop a drugged-out, charging thug with one very well placed shot to the chest from about 20 feet away. When he got up and came at her again, she dropped him again with a single very well placed shot. Then a third iteration, at which point the felon quickly finished dying. Impressive marksmanship, but most people cannot reliably do that, so multiple shots are advisable.

A toxic narcissist discusses toxic narcissism.

In regard to the Guardian in general…

‘Horrible timing’: pandemic food relief ends as inflation sends families scrambling

https://stocks.apple.com/AVg-zRMG-So6EapPkQMQu0Q

Yes. The timing. Horrible. Simply horrible. Sometimes I fear that I am the only person who even remotely grasps how economics works. Not that anyone truly does…but still…

Perfect understanding of economics would require perfect understanding of human beings, which nobody has.

When I was 20 years old my economics professor would repeatedly rely on the phrase “now assuming people are rational”. My insides would be screaming “why would we assume that?” At times it is a somewhat safe assumption but in a whole lot of cases, across a broad enough spectrum, even a 20 year old could see the problem there. Ah, but he was a very popular professor…so…here we are chopping the dicks off of our boys and slicing the breasts off of our girls. Of course assuming people are rational there really shouldn’t be any objection.

A student’s perspective.

A sane perspective.

At least I think that is what she is saying.

Pretty sure she’s not had ‘the seed of an idea’ in her life.

Tread lightly.

Ya big lug, I was just getting my bearings. Ply us with more puns. Go ahead. If I could get a bead on you, I’d belt you one. Yeah, I’d plug you good. Well, you’d get no brakes from me you nut. Oh, I’d strut about after giving you the shaft. From whence does my anger stem? You’d be shocked to find out.

What are we at 185? 60 r 14 puns now?

There, if that doesn’t put a stop to this nonsense…

There, if that doesn’t put a stop to this nonsense…

[A nod and a raised glass from the corner.]

Aelfheld: are you typing on some sort of laptop keyboard? Have you got Num Lock on?