Friday Ephemera
All about the ass. || Rich in zinc. || Seemingly routine. || Glasses are inherently racist. || Correction of note. || Complications. || Let’s talk about the tuck. || A song about the police and their privileged horses. || Parenting in action. || Nommy-nommy-oh. || In middle-class leftist bedlamite news, “A period of deep shame for being white.” Cultivated neuroticism is very in right now. || Niche browser extension. || Bolton is vibrant. || Bat nursery. || Underside. || Unhappy educator. (h/t, Jeff) || Today’s word is degenerate. (h/t, Darleen) || Motoring 2.0 || Progressive motherhood. || How to lose money selling cannabis. || And finally, how to smuggle cocaine. Pro tip: don’t do cocaine before attempting this.
Speaking of degenerates…
When I say “degenerates” I mean both the thugs who commit these brutal crimes and the politicians who protect them.
The furtive looks and sotto voce voice of the “unhappy educator” tells me, that in her mind she is a heroine, fighting the evil forces of repression, sticking it to the Man!
What a loon.
Why do I get the imoression that Friar Tuck’s (who has zero boobage) kvetching about a freeking bra is just LARPing based on something a woman overheard said ?
Is Tik Tok just for mad people?
In middle-class leftist bedlamite news, “A period of deep shame for being white.”
Actual indoctrination.
Morning, all.
Is Tik Tok just for mad people?
The concentration does seem quite high.
Actual indoctrination.
It’s worth noting how many of these things have the air of an abusive relationship.
Jess, by the way, is this lady here.
Parenting in action Vs. Progressive motherhood
That’s some compare and contrast.
A Database of Diverse Databases, which includes, among other things, a database of Women Researchers in Fungi and Oomycetes, another of Women, Nonbinary, and POC Media Experts and also one for LGBT+ Physicists.
Because Balkanization is progress, apparently.
That’s some compare and contrast.
It occurs to me that someone should make a film, or at least a comic book, about a dad who punches lions.
Oh come on.
Self-absorbed hippie wants to feel validated. And so she “strives to use collective pronouns.”
Complications
A meme is born.
Because Balkanization is progress, apparently.
OTOH, it is a handy way to know who to avoid.
And so she “strives to use collective pronouns.”
This, kids, is why we don’t do drugs.
glasses are racist…unhappy educator…deep shame…problematic white person…microaggression…Self-absorbed hippie…collective pronouns
Remember when My name is Boxxy was about as goofy as the internet got? Innocent times, sigh.
For reasons unknown, they always look so smug.
Act 1: Bad for the planet.
Act 2: Move along, nothing to see here.
Niche browser extension
I want a Google Maps overlay which displays crime levels. I seem to recall that someone did that once, and was immediately condemned as a racist.
[ Checks incoming traffic stats. ]
It’s quiet today, comment-wise. But there are lots of people lurking in the bushes.
Help me get this giant, automated bush-thrashing machine fired up.
For reasons unknown, they always look so smug.
Note that her profile says she is a “writer” and “educator” with degrees in journalism and education. She has opinions about everything without knowing anything. But then, that’s what ed schools and journalism schools are for.
One for our host.
https://twitter.com/jollyheretic/status/1407691549933178888
glasses are racist
I suppose it is just easier to bitch about your trendy oversize internet bought glasses than get off your tuchas and go to an optical shop to find glasses that fit.
White dude, black cop “antifa” clowns in Portland are pouting this time.
Oy! Stop trashing my bush. Or I will ruin a TV series for you a second time.
Oy! Stop trashing my bush.
[ Peers over spectacles. ]
[ Loud whumping noise. ]
Something nice, for a change.
Oh Stewardess!
(Right page this time 🙄)
It’s quiet today, comment-wise
Maybe everyone’s watching Season 7 of Bosch.
Maybe everyone’s watching Season 7 of Bosch.
Hopefully, it’ll be better than the previous season, which was a bit of a disappointment. And no spoilers. I’ve got to finish The Haunting of Hill House first.
[ Bush whumping intensifies. ]
Something nice, for a change.
Lots more here
Is it Boxxy. Or is it Memorex?
Talk about the tuck.
Oh, please, make it stop. I must wake up. My feet are trapped in mud. I promise to be good.
Complications.
It’s a heist!
Glasses Girl’s TikTok may be her PhD dissertation. She expects an immediate job offer of a tenured post at an Ivy League university as a full professor of oppression studies.
Thesis: Origin in Europe = Racist.
Deep.
It’s warmer in a bush than on a bench.
Especially if the leaves are variegated.
Bush whumping
Band name.
It’s worth noting how many of these things have the air of an abusive relationship.
And it looks like Jess is cleaning that woman’s home?
And it looks like Jess is cleaning that woman’s home?
I did briefly wonder if it might be some butch lesbian dominance thing. But then I remembered how easily aroused some of the rabble here are, so I said nothing.
Is it Boxxy or is it Shoe0nHead?
glasses are racist
Not to mention that you can re-orient the nose pads so their flat parts are actually resting on your face.
…you can re-orient the nose pads…
Telling an East Asian to re-orient is racist.
Telling an East Asian to re-orient is racist.
Please forgive him. It was an occident.
Please forgive him.
We can only hope he is not so ashamed that he goes to a bar to Taiwan on.
he goes to a bar to Taiwan on
You found the chink in his armour.
then I remembered how easily aroused some of the rabble here are
You say that like it’s a bad thing … but this is your establishment, so please do accept a donation to the hamster urine fund.
When will David throw down the yellow penalty flag?
do accept a donation to the hamster urine fund.
Bless you, madam. May your cleaning of the bathroom be noticed, unprompted, by your Significant Other.
WTF is this boxxy thing all about?
(and get off my lawn you kids).
Quite.
Thank you.
WTF is this boxxy thing all about?
For a while, back in the day, Boxxy became a meme. You could find videos collecting clips of funny and silly things on the internet, some of which began with a five-second clip of her announcing “My name is Boxxy!” followed by, say, a chubby teen pretending to be a Jedi light saber expert.
Thank you.
ShoeOnHead
However, she soon realized that she was not good at directing and dropped out. She abandoned her channel and deleted her old vlogs and got a job at the cosmetics section of Macy’s.
Smart career move