Our Betters Solve Our Problems
We don’t deserve their insights.
Also, stealing is, like, totes radical.
“They/them. 22.”
Update, via the comments:
With the above in mind, some candidates for woke non-binary barista de-escalation.
And here’s a challenging, though increasingly common, scenario.
In you go, love.
It would, I think, have the makings of a compelling reality TV show. With preening, mouthy woke-lings encountering the realities they’ve so carefully ignored. The subsequent tears and meltdowns could constitute a drinking game.
We’ve touched on this before, of course.
And yes, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
“I’ve deescalated situations with people with guns”
Actual LOL
The air of self-satisfaction is approaching level 10.
What is up with the seemingly recent trend of online people mimicking Sean Connery by replacing the ‘s’ sound in words with ‘sh’?
It annoys me even more than shitty kerning.
When you need a woke non-binary barista.
https://twitter.com/mayor_jlo/status/1389953413622992897
“I’ve deescalated situations with people with guns”
#MoreThingsThatDidntHappen
Well, there is something to be said about self-help when the police are unavailable. But that something is an armed and trained citizenry, not a Starbucks barista.
This isn’t a parody, is it?
Piper Paul:
What do you have against city kerning?
Waffle House employees to help with mental health crises – let’s get some to her apartment stat.
Ted S. – well played…
As a ‘Starbuck’s Barista”, not just your regular minimum wage earning soda jerk, I am more qualified to oversee a the start up of a nuclear reactor than a physicist. Trust me, I’m WAY smarter and more talented than you, I’m a “Barisat”!
I’m sure she’d rather have a mental health professional show up than a cop when she gets nabbed at Walmart shoplifting. But then that opinion in favor of defunding police seems like a conflict of interest.
Speaking of our betters…Video shows BLM “protesters” trapping motorists and brandishing guns
What armed conflict did she de-escalate? Two cops squabbling over the last cheese danish?
It* has a curious one-sided mouth action.
* Non-binary therefore “it” though I’m not sure if it is biologically m or f.
Mexican standoff
RAAAAACIST!!!
Speaking of our betters…Video shows BLM “protesters” trapping motorists and brandishing guns
FFS, not-Austin Texas….You know, because Austin isn’t really Texas…FFFFS why not just surrender already? Let us all bow down to our BLM masters and let them do whatever’s TF they want. Meanwhile, conservatives…”conservatives” brag about how their guns will protect them, how they still have their 2nd amendment, how oooh boy! Why they better not try that in Red State Georgia because Georgians ain’t pussies like…ummm…Texans. Yeah! Wahooo! America, Fuck Yeah!
But they’re just “acting up”. Are we doing the “ignore them” thing this week or is this “point at them and laugh” week? No need to get upset or actually DO anything.
Leftism explained.
See, here’s a good example of how to think about these things, riots and stuff. If we just let more people be killed, stomped to death in the streets, think of how many lives can be saved. Why it could be as high as five to one. Higher even?
Also, stealing is, like, totes radical.
Ah!! The class snobbery against Walmart by privileged white lefty LARPers pops up again. She’s so precious. How dare low income people have a place to buy stuff.
They’s got sh!t for brains, hasn’t they?
Okay, I tried that pronoun crap and now that’s it. Never again.
This young woman is an imbecile.
There. That’s better.
She’s so precious. How dare low-income people have a place to buy stuff.
What’s remarkable, I think, is the uniformity of attitude, of psychology, among such creatures. For several seconds this morning, I was fairly confident that the video was a parody, a satire of a type. But no. It’s just another example of the type. It’s also remarkable, or perhaps dismaying, just how readily degenerate ideology can be propagated, especially among those prone to self-flattery. The vanity does seem to make inculcation much easier.
The normalisation of sociopathy isn’t going to turn out nearly as well as its proponents think it will.
a curious one-sided mouth action
Her style and mannerisms are reminiscent of Christian Slater in Pump up the Volume, that Walter Mitty fantasy about a tongue-tied nerd who’s a pirate radio shock-jock by night.
What armed conflict did she de-escalate?
If there’s a grain of truth in it, I would imagine an argument between whites, who compared to blacks have a slower escalation protocol with more opportunities for face-saving outs. I doubt if the open-carry guns were taken out of their holsters, their function (ideally) being to de-escalate.
One of the public service functions of WorldStarHipHop has been to educate whites that situations involving blacks are more escalated, closer to a violent explosion, than you might perceive when your aggro barometer is calibrated to white standards.
It’s also remarkable, or perhaps dismaying, just how readily degenerate ideology can be propagated, especially among those prone to self-flattery.
She’s going to have big fun in the gulag.
Candidates for woke non-binary de-escalation. Do take a moment to picture how it would go.
Candidates for woke non-binary de-escalation.
If I were baron, I would de-escalate those punks with a whipping post in the town square.
If I were baron, I would de-escalate those punks with a whipping post in the town square.
It wouldn’t be unfair.
It wouldn’t be unfair.
If every American leftist got what they morally deserved, there would be no need to import farm labor from Mexico. Or to mow lawns. Or to clean toilets. Or…
If every American leftist got what they morally deserved, there would be no need to import farm labor from Mexico. Or to mow lawns. Or to clean toilets. Or…
I would be perfectly happy to do a trade for every American leftist who thinks we need to import labor for one person from another country. We expand our immigration quotas to allow in people who have been screened such that they are actually wanting (not just willing) to live by our constitution, AS WRITTEN not as interpreted by leftists, and ship out one leftist (preferably white….they got at the top of the list…preferably) who thinks we are a racist, evil, fascist, whatever country. But conservatives…”conservatives” would never go for that, even in the abstract, hypothetical, let’s-talk-about-this kind of manner.
More candidates for woke non-binary de-escalation.
In you go, love.
Also from Holborn, another example of “cannot tell if it’s satire”. (There are indeed people this deranged, but on the other hand remember that 90% of the members of the Flat Earth Society are scientists who joined for the laughs.)
In you go, love.
Would watch.
Ah, the Land of the Free!
I particularly enjoyed the artist’s impression of the rock in question. Really gave the story gravitas, I thought.
More candidates for woke non-binary de-escalation.
Unlike the knife fight on this side of the pond recently, no cops were available to spoil the fun. Shame if someone were to get hurt.
The election chatter on that thread is interesting. When something else made me curious and I googled “British elections” or some such earlier today it came back with links to 2019 elections, though there was one current headline about a (mythical?) place called Hartlepool where a conservative won. Not seeing much else I presumed that perhaps someone had died and the Tories had a surprise victory in a single location. Hmmm…seems the election was a bit broader when searching now. Wonder why?
…”cannot tell if it’s satire”…
Obviously satire, everyone knows the circumference of the earth is a ring of ice and bamboo doesn’t grow in ice.
If every American leftist got what they morally deserved, there would be no need to import farm labor from Mexico.
…and how could they argue? It’s straight from the Pol Pot playbook.
Obviously satire, everyone knows the circumference of the earth is a ring of ice and bamboo doesn’t grow in ice.
Finally, an opportunity to honor David’s invitation to bicker:
No, no, no, the circumference of the earth is a ring of impassable mountains. Liar! Liar! Deceiver of the innocent!
…and how could they argue? It’s straight from the Pol Pot playbook.
And the Marx playbook, Lenin playbook, Trotsky playbook, Stalin playbook, Honecker playbook, Mao playbook, Castro playbook, and so on. Or if we follow the CHAZ/CHOP playbook they can get shot or stomped to death in random street attacks.
But is it a boy or a girl?
Either way ‘it’ needs a very sound thrashing. Does anyone have a cat that needs letting out of its bag?
Does anyone have a cat that needs letting out of its bag?
The bosun’s cat is always named Scourge.
Regarding cats of the punitive kind, in the case of the boy/girl thing who claims to be better and more effective than the Police we might recommend the following: “For summary punishment of Royal Navy boys, a lighter model was made, the reduced cat, also known as boy’s cat, boy’s pussy or just pussy, that had only five tails of smooth whip cord.”
NTSOG: That’s very interesting. I did not know that. But I think this boy/girl thing deserves the full cat. After all, it identifies as an adult, right? 😀
If only Schrodinger had lived to see this sad situation…SMDH…
… a lighter model was made, the reduced cat, also known as boy’s cat, boy’s pussy or just pussy.
Considering old and modern jargon: I wonder if the term ‘pussy whipped’ may have had a nautical origin long before sissified males kowtowed to loud mouthed and obnoxious females and were described thus?
“Hello, Waffle House”?
“There’s a bunch of armed crazy guys trying to smash down my door”.
Sounds of wood splintering.
“Hurray, they’re inside, can you urgently send a de-escalating barista please”?
Pause.
“No, I’m not calling the bloody pigs I’m calling you to de-esca”.
Suddenly, amid screams the phone goes dead.
Candidates for woke non-binary de-escalation. Do take a moment to picture how it would go.
Those of you who enjoy Roddy Doyle’s tales of chirpy, witty Dublin working class life in the suburb of Barrytown* will, no doubt, have recognised this train station which is in greater Barrytown.
* I am not a fan
Would watch.
It would, I think, have the makings of compelling television. With preening, mouthy woke-lings encountering the realities they’ve so carefully ignored. The subsequent tears and meltdowns could constitute a drinking game.
We’ve touched on this before, of course.
There were local elections in some (but not all) local councils, mayorships and Police and Crime Commissioner posts in England, as well as elections to the pretendy Parliaments in Scotland and Wales. The only election to the UK Parliament was in Hartlepool, which is no doubt why a search term including UK would mainly pick that up.
Thanks, TomJ.
Speaking of things that happen in Ireland…
https://gunfreezone.net/saint-patrick-made-ireland-snake-free-but-not-idiot-free/
the circumference of the earth is a ring of impassable mountains
Oh dearie me! The cognescenti know full well that the Circle Sea, with its perpetual pretty waterfall, is the periphery of the world.