Don’t Oppress My People With The Way You Walk
From the world of campus wokescolds, where innovation never ends:
The opinion editor of the Northwestern University’s student newspaper recently published an article asserting that white people walk awkwardly on sidewalks because of their internalised racism.
The editor, Kenny Allen, who is black, is quite confident on this point.
Laying out the claims by University of Richmond sociologist Bedelia Richards for determining “whether one’s university is racist” — such as which groups feel most “at home,” whose “norms, values and perspectives” are legitimated, and “who inhabits positions of power” — Allen concluded that “White people” meet most of the criteria.
A shocking twist. Feel free to gasp.
People at this predominantly White school would not move out of our way on the sidewalk. This was one of many reminders that diversity does not mean inclusion at NU.
Sadly, and perhaps oddly, no particulars or examples are offered to support this claim. Despite the alleged ubiquity, Mr Allen shares no damning anecdotes of obstinate white people failing to accommodate the brown and downtrodden-by-default. Apparently, we are to accept as obvious, as beyond question, that any such failures of politeness and spatial reciprocation are exclusively the fault of white people, on account of their being white, and therefore oppressive. Indeed, we’re told that pavement users of pallor are actually re-enacting “the rules of Jim Crow,” which “required Black people to yield to White people whenever possible.”
Many White people walk around campus having unknowingly absorbed this particular facet of White supremacy, and the leaders of the institution do little to make us believe that White supremacy is something worth challenging in the first place.
That the cultivation of a chippy, racially paranoid attitude may itself increase the likelihood of pavement collisions and general frustration, and be a self-reinforcing phenomenon, is a possibility that has seemingly eluded Mr Allen, who instead directs his energies to bemoaning the “violent feedback” to his pronouncements. A violence that includes gentle mockery and, it would appear, demurral of any kind.
Readers who now feel an urge to rethink how they walk on pavements – in order to inhibit their seething racism and dreams of racial dominion – should, however, temper any hope of overcoming their innate wickedness:
This is not to say that giving people space in public is a way to be anti-racist;
But of course. Damnation is eternal.
the sidewalk question is just one way in which Black people are made to feel unwelcome. This is to say that essentially every aspect of our society, including the way we physically move through space, has been shaped by a racist legacy. Uprooting that White supremacy requires both recognising its scale and disrupting it however it shows up.
Yes, first we must disrupt walking, and then everything else.
Update, via the comments:
Readers may wish to ponder the ways in which victimhood, even laughably pretentious victimhood, can be flattering and seductive to a certain kind of person. For instance, the temptations of victimhood as a ready-made identity, an all-purpose excuse, not least for the young and credulous on a modern campus. Say, on a campus where tuition is a mere $78,000 a year, where those sufficiently brown are favoured in admissions, and where a pantomime of being oppressed confers a certain leverage and unearned deference, albeit from those equally pretentious.
Having been mocked for his unargued assertions and casual racism, Mr Allen is now complaining that people, presumably white ones, “don’t want to engage” with his unargued assertions and casual racism. The truth of his claims is, he says, “obvious.” An attitude that would, I suppose, explain the lack of evidence or any reciprocal standard, and the apparent disregard for any expectation of such. However, perhaps a few atoms of sympathy are in order. It occurs to me that if your immediate environment is one in which race-based claims aren’t subject to challenge or scepticism, even when sweeping and rather dubious, it must be quite unnerving to encounter these things for the first time.
Laying out the claims by University of Richmond sociologist Bedelia Richards
Sociologist? Say no more. But a sociologist of melanin? Please. And yes, I will have fries with that.
that some problems can be solved only when black people change how they think and act.
I do have one more comment more specific to Mr. Allen and his… ilk. What is the status of our relations with Liberia? Are they still accepting our expatriates?
More to the point, does their cuisine still feature captured enemies and political opponents?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-warcrimes-taylor-idUSL1334959020080313
Oh, oh. Good thing David’s asleep.
That fixed it.
Begs the question.
That change is possible?
There certainly is systemic racism in the US. Against Whites.
Oh, oh. Good thing David’s asleep.

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NYC honors African culture with art.
NYC honors African culture with art.
Future generations will spit on our intellectual elites. And justifiably.
NYC honors African culture with art.
Looks like a wood carving my aunt brought back from the Virgin Islands in the early 70s. She bought it in a local tourist market for a couple of bucks.
NYC honors African culture with art.
Uatu the Watcher could not be reached for comment.
I wonder if Mr. Allen’s conscience is stricken by the fact that he is culturally appropriating the concept of Original Sin.
And they’re right.
Having been mocked for his unargued assertions and casual racism, Mr Allen is now complaining that people, presumably white ones, “don’t want to engage” with his unargued assertions and casual racism. The truth of his claims is, he says, “obvious.” An attitude that would, I suppose, explain the lack of evidence or any reciprocal standard, and the apparent disregard for any expectation of such. It occurs to me that if your immediate environment is one in which race-based claims aren’t subject to challenge or scepticism, even when sweeping and rather dubious, it must be quite unnerving to encounter these things for the first time.
People at this predominantly White school would not move out of our way on the sidewalk
Is Mr Allen a member of the nobility, such that he can expect that any part of the sidewalk is his to occupy, and the peasantry are obligated to yield their location on the sidewalk to him?
This is remarkably similar to the Islamic rules for dhimmitude, in which etiquette demands that should a Muslim and a dhimmi meet on the street the dhimmi must step aside, the better to remind the dhimmi of their inferior status. Perhaps this explains the popularity of Islam among blacks.
This is remarkably similar to the Islamic rules for dhimmitude, in which etiquette demands that should a Muslim and a dhimmi meet on the street the dhimmi must step aside, the better to remind the dhimmi of their inferior status. Perhaps this explains the popularity of Islam among blacks.
Heh. You may have a good point there. “We waz kangs!”
Another feature of dhimmitude, equally relevant to this comparison, is the criminalization of any request for a relaxation of the rules of dhimmitude. Thus, it is a capital crime for Christians and Jews to assert that they are entitled to equal treatment before the law. Similarly, whites may be punished for denying that they are racists or are conspiring against blacks.
Somewhat related problematic names are found.
Unrelated, “Hockney, who now lives in France, recently started creating art using his iPad…”
I would have guessed Microsoft Paint.
Somewhat related problematic names are found.
I wonder what names they found objectionable. But really, if they are going to harass other people then they should be harassed and hounded and abused. It would be only fair.
But really, if they are going to harass other people…
That’s precisely what it is. They’re not pious; they’re just flexing.
That’s precisely what it is. They’re not pious; they’re just flexing.
Flexing their political muscles? Or is there some British meaning that escapes me?
Regardless, there should be consequences for being a fascistic thug.
Or is there some British meaning that escapes me?
In the sense of showing off, or more specifically, attempting to intimidate or dominate.
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I mean, imagine thinking that the measure of being a good person is to randomly appoint yourself the Boat-Naming Police and to needlessly aggravate people about whom you know nothing whatsoever, beyond the fact that they own a boat. To become King Prodnose.
Instead of, I don’t know, doing some shopping for an elderly neighbour.
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The point being there’s not a lot of status attached to, for instance, picking up groceries for an elderly neighbour or doing something useful but rather humdrum. Whereas ‘protesting’ about insufficiently progressive boat names can be milked for in-group status, farcical as it may sound.
And which hints at the motives in play.
… people about whom you know nothing whatsoever, beyond the fact that they own a boat.
What do you need to know ?
It is common knowledge that anyone who owns a boat is a filthy rich white male capitalist oppressor and the fact that the guy lives on a leaky 25ft day sailer because his wife got the house in the divorce only reinforces his misogyny.
At least she double bagged it….
At least she double bagged it….
Now that’s the kind of thing that can only go well.
Uatu the Watcher
Jobu’s arrival.
Next up, bats to lose fear of curveball…
At least she double bagged it…
There are times when I wish Darwin could be a little more efficient in his work.
Meanwhile in the Emerald Isle, No need to double bag if you have a handy wicker basket.
There are times when I wish Darwin could be a little more efficient in his work.
It’s times like these when I wonder how humanity ever managed to create an industrial civilization, much less get into space.
much less get into space.
It’s a conspiracy, man.
“It’s times like these when I wonder how humanity ever managed to create an industrial civilization, much less get into space”
It’s a conspiracy, man.
A conspiracy of dunces? Or are the space aliens making us stupid with those chemtrails?
Speaking of chemtrails, I have a couple extra rolls of tin foil if anybody wants to buy them.
That fixed it.
Posted by: Steve E | May 12, 2021 at 02:17
Thanks!
Sorry about that.
Thanks!
You’re welcome. I’ve been there before.
US Consumer Product Safety Commission, a day late, a dollar short.
US Consumer Product Safety Commission, a day late, a dollar short.
Or … what’s that saying about barn doors and stolen horses?
At least she double bagged it…
Sigh. Perhaps some people are too stupid to be allowed to drive. Much as this woman appears to be too crazy to be allowed to drive.
Much as this woman appears to be too crazy to be allowed to drive.
Oooh – bring on the Non-binary Baristas of De-escalation! That oughtta go down a treat.
Much as this woman appears to be too crazy to be allowed to drive.
I’m not sure what the worst part of that video was. The crazy lady or the crazy spectators. They can see she’s the problem and still they hector the police. And…not one of them offered to help with the baby. The guy who says he’s a cop should face discipline from his own police force.
Much as this woman appears to be too crazy to be allowed to drive.
This one popped up in the sidebar list of that video, You can’t arrest me, I’m parked!
Oooh – bring on the Non-binary Baristas of De-escalation!
Wonder which non-binary barista of pallor could have handled this man — who decided to make a stop while on his way to Anger Management classes.
Recent reasons given to Police by suspects stating why Police cannot arrest/penalise said suspects:
1. I’m a teacher
2. I’m a nurse.
3. This car is mine and it’s not stolen
4. I’m parked
5. I can scream and swear very loudly
6. I’m calling my lawyer
7. You’re a murderer
while on his way to Anger Management classes.
For those who missed it, the barista who will save us.
“Chippy”?
“Chippy”?
Captious and resentful; being overly sensitive and needlessly quarrelsome. See also, having a chip on one’s shoulder.
“Chippy”?
Chippy; noun, colloquial:
1) UK: Shop that sells fried battered fish and french fries.
2) US: Woman of Availability.
UK: Shop that sells fried battered fish and french fries
I’m trying to picture the response in my local chip shop were someone to ask for French fries.
US: Woman of Availability
Texas: Bovine scat…*see tossing, cow chip*
I’m trying to picture the response in my local chip shop were someone to ask for French fries.
I was translating the English into English…
[ Sudden hankering for extra-crispy cod and curry sauce. ]