I’m Expecting Gasps, Applause
Today is this blog’s birthday. Fourteen bloody years. And the damn thing’s still here. Just sayin’.
Oh, and you may want a moment to process this.
Consider this an open thread, in which to share links and bicker.
Today is this blog’s birthday. Fourteen bloody years. And the damn thing’s still here. Just sayin’.
Oh, and you may want a moment to process this.
Consider this an open thread, in which to share links and bicker.
She wins ALL THE LABELS.
Happy blog birthday!
She wins ALL THE LABELS.
Well, in terms of the narcissistic self-definition that teenagers are often prone to, it’s a strong hand. Assuming, of course, that narcissistic self-definition is where you want to be. And where you want to stay.
Though what tipped things over the edge for me was the line, “I come from the world of Instagram.”
Oh, and you may want a moment to process this.
“I would prefer not to.”
“I would prefer not to.”
But she – sorry, xe or e (but definitely not ze) – is trying so hard to be interesting. What with her neo-pronouns, which are apparently much better than the old-hat ordinary pronouns that boring people use.
It’s all a bit, “But I want to be an alien.”
Lots of drama at the New York Times this week:
– Veteran reporter Don McNeil is forced out after having dared not to use the ‘N-word’ euphemism when referring to said word. A letter signed by 150 New York Times staffers asking their publisher to continue the inquisition of McNeil contains the remarkable declaration that ‘intent is irrelevant‘. John McWhorter has a good essay on Substack about how this ends up being yet another example of the soft bigotry of low expectations.
– Taylor Lorenz falsely accused Silicon Valley investor Marc Andreessen of saying ‘retard’, when in fact (a) it wasn’t him and (b) there was no reason for censure, even if he had said it. Felicia Horowitz – blessedly, a Woman of Colour – was explaining that WallStreetBets users describe themselves as the ‘retard revolution’. More from Glenn Greenwald here.
‘intent is irrelevant’
Which one might translate as, “We like power more than probity.”
Given that the New York times ‘[does] not tolerate racist language regardless of intent’, the Washington Free Beacon asked Nicole Hannah-Jones whether it was appropriate for her to have used that dreaded word in the past. Rather than reply to the journalist, she posted his email to Twitter, including his phone number (ultimately deleting it a day later).
Rather than reply to the journalist, she posted his email to Twitter, including his phone number
Again, power trumps probity. It’s the way of the woke.
Here’s to 14 more.
*hits tip jar*
Here’s to 14 more.
Lord, what a thought.
*hits tip jar*
Bless you, sir. May you never know the bowel-pounding horror of having your glass topped-up with an unremarkable Merlot when you were actually drinking a rather tasty Shiraz-Cabernet blend.
Happy birthday! Although I am mostly a lurker – and part of my Sunday morning oasis of predawn calm is to click on your Friday ephemera links – one must acknowledge a birthday, so … ping!
one must acknowledge a birthday, so … ping!
Bless you, madam. When you fling your detergent liquitab into the washing machine, may it never rebound and roll across the floor.
Let me brighten everyone’s day with this good news from CityLab:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/there-s-no-such-thing-as-a-dangerous-neighborhood
Thank God for academics to set us straight on this–although this fellow does seem to have a bit of trouble staying on message:
“The knowledge that we’ve gained since 1982 unequivocally tells us something else: Serious violence is extremely concentrated in very particular places and, most importantly, among very particular people. Dispelling the notion of “dangerous neighborhoods,” extensive research on geographic concentration has consistently found that around half of all crime complaints or incidents of gun violence concentrated at about 5 percent of street segments or blocks in a given city.”
Many more facts getting bludgeoned into lifeless non-sequiturs at the link.
Possible addition to the punishment cave. Please confirm that an electrical shock is in fact applied via the hands at the same time impact occurs.
I think Cody has been listening to Titania McGrath, but didn’t understand the irony.
…process this
Sorry, but I quite long before “monumental pain in the arse” appeared on screen.
In the meantime, happy birthday. Long time lurker/occasional contributor, and subscriber. Long may the rickety barge sail ever onwards, and thanks for the company.
It’s good to know that there are other sane people out there.
“quit”…. bloody spellcheck. Doh.
Yes, yes, “preview is…” and all that.
“…I decided that I was going to microvlog my gender transition – which might be the most pretentious thing I have ever said…”
Sir, I beg to differ.
Possible addition to the punishment cave
I prefer the term moral realignment lounge. It’s softer, more inviting. Puts people at ease.
First world problem. Anyone want to make book on whether she gripes about her student loans being unaffordable ?
Anyone want to make book on whether she gripes about her student loans being unaffordable?
How dare you mock our fearless, thrusting journalists? Ms Lorenz is a “young influential,” which is apparently a noun now, and is “shaping media, marketing and tech.” Also “memes and social media.”
See their fearlessness. Feel them thrust.
14 years? Congratulations and *ping*!
Today is this blog’s birthday. Fourteen bloody years.
Felicitations, David. Here’s to many more to come. And since this is an open thread, today’s words are dishonesty and gaslighting:
https://twitter.com/PolitiFact/status/1358810121183330304
Congratulations and *ping*!
Bless you, madam. May you never be informed, in hushed and fearful tones, that your sister-in-law has scorched the bottom of your favourite chili pan.
“Fourteen bloody years.”
Only four more and we can buy it a drink.
I do feel sorry for the cat, tho…
and a “chile pan”? Quelle horreur. One prepares chili in a pot (Dutch oven thingy). Next you’ll be posting on the addition of beans n’such. (sigh)
Only four more and we can buy it a drink.
15 will get you 20…
“I come from the world of Instagram.”
B movie?
Only four more and we can buy it a drink.
Like I’d let this virginal young thing go drinking with the likes of you.
Congratulations and *ping*!
It’s been 20 years, but I’ve got to re-learn how to use Paypal…
I doubt it comes in peace.
“I come from the world of Instagram.”
I doubt it comes in peace.
*looks at Instagram website*
“To Serve Man”
*insert dramatic musik here*
When you fling your detergent liquitab into the washing machine, may it never rebound and roll across the floor.
LOL. Husband does that all the time. Must be a man thing.
P.S. Ping.
Isn’t “To Serve Man” a bit, oh, gender-specific?
Oh, BTW, *ping*.
P.S. Ping.
Bless you, madam. Should your sister-in-law scorch the bottom of your favourite chili pan, may said sister-in-law be skilled in the dark arts of pan restoration. Such that you could use the newly gleaming pan bottom to harness the Sun’s rays and start fires at a distance.
Congrats from a longtime fan.
Here’s an interesting app/website. Has anyone heard of this Radio Garden thing? Click on a dot on the globe and hear a radio station from (supposedly) anywhere in the world.
http://radio.garden/live/toulouse/radiopresence
Wow – 14 years – here’s to many more! Your blog is an oasis of sanity these days. It’s about the only one I visit any more – everything else is too depressing (well, US ones anyways. I visit the Worstall and Samizdat still).
Time to do some Amazon shopping via the link above – I’ve a small list of things I’ve been meaning to get.
Oh, BTW, *ping*.
Bless you, sir. May your enemies know the aggravation of trying to find a simple, elegant men’s watch, without the usual encrustations of bulk and visual clutter.
I’ve a small list of things I’ve been meaning to get.
Be sure to underline anything really expensive.
That radio station link appears to be limited to stations that simulcast on the web. Still interesting.
Today is this blog’s birthday. Fourteen bloody years.
Small donation. Not enough for Seamless avocado toast though.
Small donation. Not enough for Seamless avocado toast though.
Not sure I’m ready for that kind of, er, fine dining. And bless you, sir. May you know the combination of fresh snowfall and oddly pink late-afternoon light.
15 will get you 20…
AKA Romeo and Joliet…
AKA Romeo and Joliet…
A joke that will undoubtedly require some explanation for our overseas… brethren. And sisteren.
First world problem
Why, it’s the same Taylor Lorenz as upthread. Expect next for her to Photoshop a slur of some kind onto the picture of the avocado toast, and – presto! – a groveling apology from Seamless and free food for life.
Like I’d let this virginal young thing go drinking with the likes of you.
The parents are always the last to know.
I ran out of gas!
I got a flat tire!
I didn’t have change for cab fare!
I lost my tux at the cleaners!
I locked my keys in the car!
An old friend came in from out of town!
Someone stole my car!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
Locusts!
IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
The parents are always the last to know.
Heh.
Meanwhile, in the Guardian:
It also adds a little colour, if inclined, and hides the buttons.