Friday Ephemera
The timeless smell of Hopkins. || Scenes. (h/t, Julia) || Construction site scenes. || The thrill of kidney stones. || In the Ningaloo Canyons. || Attention, housewives. Do not clean clothes with gasoline. (h/t, Things) || Acting in trying circumstances. || Assorted BBC sound effects. || “The masses will rally behind us.” Behind meaning beneath, of course. || Rebuttals of note. || Place your bets. (h/t, Perry) || Giant, slow-motion balloon-pose-off of note. || “Plastic hottie… professional thot.” || Feel his pain. || Poor Jenn. || How to make a zig-zag pattern. (h/t, Damian) || A map of the internet, circa 1973. || Sexy aircraft. || Today’s word is. || What she said. || And finally, obviously, it’s harder without the heels.
“Say, if any of all y’all over in Blighty want some breathing room, real estate in the US&A is real cheap, there are only about 100 million of us left.”
Yet another statement by a Democrat candidate that, were she a Republican, would make her a laughing-stock all over the world.
I’m serious. Yes, the news media are biased. But most people don’t really watch the news. Especially not about stuff that doesn’t directly concern them. So what people outside the US see about American politics is comedy shows… “Ho, ho, Dan Quayle can’t spell ‘potato’. What a dope!” “Sara Palin thinks she can see Russia from her house! What an idiot!” “Donald Trump grabs women by the p***y. What a sleazeball!”
And what they never hear is, “Ha, ha, Barack Obama says there are 57 states! What a doofus!”, “Joe Biden gropes young girls. What a creep!”, or “Kamala Harris thinks two thirds of the American population have died from the Chinese plague! What a fool!”
That’s the bias that’s the problem.
How to make a zig-zag pattern.
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Poor Jenn !
That’s the bias that’s the problem.
I’ll take “Things I’ve been saying for 40 years” for $100, Alex.
Re: “a basic corpus of knowledge everyone should be provided”.
I believe that is what is referred to as “a culture”. There are things that you just take for granted that everyone knows, even if only in a passing reference sort of way. You may not know much about Hamlet or Beethoven or Sir Isaac Newton, but you know they’re not the outfield for the Boston Red Sox, right? You know that’s the subject of a Shakespeare play, a famous composer, and a famous scientist and if somebody makes a passing reference to them in conversation, you know what they’re talking about.
And yet, if I were a little more cynical, I might think this push to teach the “diversity” of our history is secretly a plot to keep us from developing a sense of a shared culture, a way to keep us divided. If I were a little more cynical.
I believe that is what is referred to as “a culture”.
‘Ere you are: The Big Fat Northern Opera Company sings Nest In’t Dormer and other well known classics.
Oh, yes, also speaking of culture and the elite, a mathematician has made an announcement . . . .
We haven’t had interpretive dance around here for a bit, an actress no one has ever heard of corrects this oversight for us.
We haven’t had interpretive dance around here for a bit
An inexcusable oversight on my part.
An inexcusable oversight on my part.
Now, now, none of that, completely understandable what with all the lockdowns and rozzers chasing mean tweets and random interweb posts that your access to high quality cringe and WokeWTF might be limited, and indeed, it is incumbent upon all of us here to strive constantly to cover down and help maintain the standards that make this the go-to Site of Excellence for this sort of thing.
Ah, yes. Interpretive dance is hell fun
Interpretive dance is hell fun
Ah, good times. Mr Devine really shot down any suspicions of him being at all entitled or obnoxiously self-flattering.
A friend passed on this article from the linguist John McWhorter on what the likes of Rachel Dolezal and Jessica “La Bombalera” Krug might mean for the rest of us.
To adopt blackness can confer a sense of importance more generally. No person in academia or the media can miss that the educated class finds almost anything more interesting/dynamic/challenging/worth-a-look when a black person does it. We are taught lately that academia is shot through with bigotry, yet no scholarly work is dismissed because someone black wrote it. Indeed, scholarship by a black person is more likely to be elevated over scholarship by a white person on the same topic. Krug’s book would likely have gotten much less attention if a white person had written it. Certainly, she felt more interesting as an Afro-Latina fighting for “her” people than she would have as a white professor toiling in obscurity.
A friend passed on this article from the linguist John McWhorter on what the likes of Rachel Dolezal and Jessica “La Bombalera” Krug might mean for the rest of us.
Ah, but given the buzzword of the moment, the operational mindset covers just about anything.
The success of the label being marketed is going to depend on the audience, but from there, the label is irrelevant.
Ah, but given the buzzword …
Your response neither makes sense nor says anything of relevance to the content of McWhorter’s article.
Still, it takes all sorts I suppose.
Your response neither makes sense nor says anything of relevance to the content of McWhorter’s article.
Well, you do have to read the response—and yes, it does tie into the article.
Oh look, enjoying autumn is racist.
Oh look, enjoying autumn is racist.
Because the joyless, pretentious bitching must never, ever end.
Dangit, I’ve been saving this one all week, and forgot about it:
You want one, and you know it.
Because the joyless, pretentious bitching must never, ever end.
Honest to God, I’ve never met a Happy Leftist. They nurture and cultivate their resentment like a hothouse orchid.
And the enemy of resentment is gratitude. Leftists sneer at Christmas, they loathe Thanksgiving.
Hi Sam,
I do indeed want one. Wheeee!
Enjoying spring, summer, or winter is also racist. As is disliking spring, summer, fall, or winter.
They nurture and cultivate their resentment like a hothouse orchid.
Well, it isn’t hard to find adult leftists, people well into their thirties and forties, whose general attitude, as expressed in their articles, tweets, etc., resembles that of a sour and surly teenager. The adolescent tone, and the psychology it implies, conjures images of eyerolls, sighs and theatrical door-slamming.
people well into their thirties and forties,
Or fifties, sixties, seventies, and though I cannot claim firsthand knowledge, see many of the well known leftists in their eighties.
Oh look, enjoying autumn is racist.
This is a good short thread on the subject. Point three is well-made: https://twitter.com/niall_gooch/status/1318879305280196609
The adolescent tone, and the psychology it implies
Like I keep saying, from extreme Complex PTSD to the mere emotional dysregulation common to anyone who spends too much time on social media, the defining characteristic of our society in 2020 is a failure to grow the hell up.
How we’ve reached this state of affairs is left as an exercise for the reader.
Point three is well-made
from the woman’s lament
Said book offered on her own newly created website “wokekidzbooks” dot com because she couldn’t get any publisher interested in said book
heh
Oh look, enjoying autumn is racist.
I loved this response from Richard O’Callighan in the referenced Twitter thread:
Dare I say there’s an air of colonialism about her attitude – she’s moved into the countryside, is appalled by the natives, and has resolved to “civilise” them.
This is a good short thread on the subject.
Her closing whine:
Then don’t. The only person responsible for the way you “feel” is you. I’m amazed that people who are so intent on changing the way others think and feel are so quick to abdicate responsibility for their own feelings.
so quick to abdicate responsibility for their own feelings.
As I like to think this blog has shown, the left does seem to attract a very high concentration of neurotic narcissists.
“Dare I say there’s an air of colonialism about her attitude – she’s moved into the countryside, is appalled by the natives, and has resolved to ‘civilise’ them.”
There’s an element of the White Man’s Burden to the entire woke mentality.
“It should feel like I have a right to live here, rather than a privilege.”
Cecil Rhodes felt the same way about Africa.
The very concept of Britishness is wrapped up in images of the fields of England – and I do not represent that concept
She intends to destroy the village to save it, and to have fun and settle scores while she’s doing the destroying. She doesn’t want a rural English community, she wants a lower-density version of Notting Hill, or something like the “quintessential British private school in the countryside” she went to (all that horse riding and nature rambling gives her the credentials to speak on rural affairs) whose progressive authorities can scold the children for not including a newcomer in their friendship circles.
If your ancestors didn’t come from a rural community, if you can’t be placed in the giant interlocking family tree that people carry around in their heads, then you have to accept being a blow-in. If you’re a non-white blow-in a white rural community, the intense interest in who you are and who your people are will take a broad-grained form – these yokels might even assume from your race what your ancestry isn’t, so they’ll skip asking you if you’re so-and-so’s cousin from the city or if you’re any relation to the Smiths from up the hill, they’ll just ask you where you’re really from.
This makes outsiders feel like outsiders, it makes them feel they can’t just walk into some place and overturn its cultural norms to suit themselves. It’s heresy in a world where the Uninvited Guest is at the top of the moral hierarchy and anyone who feels that their hospitality is abused by the Uninvited Guest is at the bottom of the moral hierarchy.
… a cultural exodus from the cities … new cultural heritage … fastest-growing demographic … new identity for country living that is not associated with old stereotypes.
Rural communities in historically white nations are places for white people to reconnect with their cultural heritage, and reminders that nation states too used to be based on common ancestry and cultural inheritance, that it was the exception not the norm to have even a grandparent of a different nationality. So yes, the agenda requires those communities to be overwhelmed and erased.
There’s an element of the White Man’s Burden to the entire woke mentality.
Oh, look.
Done with no tags, that.
Let there be button pushing for that sign behind the bar.

We haven’t had interpretive dance around here for a bit
An inexcusable oversight on my part.
Perhaps there can be musical accompaniment.
Oh look, enjoying autumn is racist.
This is a good short thread on the subject.
One of the classic forms is the one about Ooooh, I need to become enlightened, so I’m going to give away everything I own and move to Nepal!!!
Uh huh.
And then there you are, with no resources, dealing with a complete change of culture and language, and anyway, the first thing you’re going to get told about becoming enlightened is that the basic practice is to simply begin where one already is in the first place, using what one already has . . .
And then bloody well yes, for any form of I’m going to do something that I have not done before, well, If your ancestors didn’t come from a . . . .
no no no NO NO NO
A Marxist is only a Marxist with other people’s money, just like Marx himself, volume 957:
https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/10/trained-marxist-and-blm-co-founder-patrisse-cullors-signs-warner-bros-tv-deal/
Important cultural commemoration.

This is a good short thread on the subject.
I’ll translate for the ignorant whypipo present:
” My time amongst the Natives of Keynes Magna.”
Our explorer suffers privations on a daily basis. Isn’t she Stunning and Brave!
” My Tangerine and Kumquat preserve didn’t win first prize at the May fair! This is Racism at its most blatant!”
” VV Brown is a pathological narcissist.”
I live in a small village just outside Milton Keynes…Where would I find a quality black hair salon…
I’ll go with “In Milton Keynes*”.
If I can find one close to her from 4500 miles away, she can find one from a couple miles, the whole town is barely 5 miles across, so “just outside” doesn’t exactly require Sir Henry Stanley and a team of Sherpas to find it.
Of course that would require she know how, and be arsed, to use a search engine or a map.
*Milton Keynes, 19+% non-wipipo, that ought to cover the “multiculturalism”**
**Wipipo need not apply
…would I miss the rich multiculturalism…
Since she’s the sort to conspicuously miss the rapes, assaults, murders, and child molestations… yes. Yes, I guess she would be one to miss “multiculturalism”.
” My time amongst the Natives of Keynes Magna.”
“My time amongst the aborigines” would have been wittier.
Where would I find a quality black hair salon…?
A person with similarly contemptible expectations made it into the news recently, but the Grauniad will not be bemoaning his situation because he has pale skin and demanded a traditional Southern breakfast in a yuppie neighborhood of Chicago: Biscuits and gravy tirade ends with gun charge against man at River North diner…
“VV Brown is a musician, entrepreneur, model and author”
VV Brown is a failed popstar who, despite saturation coverage in various Vacuous Celebrity Weeklies, middle-market tabloid rags and turning up for any event from the opening of an envelope onwards, never managed to have anything as prosaic as a hit record. Still, it’s nice to see she’s got her face in the media again…
“VV Brown is a failed popstar…
…who will now blame that failure on racism.
James Randi, 1928-2020.