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“Burn…”
Yeah – Pantifa will protect me. Pull the other one, it has got bells on.
They wouldn’t even protect me if I had 100 times the melanin in my skin. David Dorn and Secoreia Turner can attest to how well “It’s only property” antifa and BLM “protect” people.
“Burn…”
The icing on the cake, really. Not entirely unrelated.
“Professor launches ‘Fascism Watch’ to spy on Trump supporters who are ‘planning an insurrection'”
https://www.thecollegefix.com/professor-launches-fascism-watch-to-spy-on-trump-supporters-who-are-planning-an-insurrection/
(Lefties project.)
“Antifa will protect you.”
Yes, these people:
https://www.wethegoverned.com/they-want-to-hurt-us-but-first-defund-the-police-meet-antifa/
I’m not convinced.
Nice little culture you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.
Protection, Antifa style.
As always when dealing with the deceptive mentality, what needs to be asked is, “What didn’t they say?”
In this case they did not specify what Antifa would protect us from.
Here are a few possibilities:
Peace
Quiet
Freedom of thought
Property rights
Sobriety
That’s the supplemental insurance company that ran those commercials with the duck several years back, right?
No cayley, you’re thinking of the musicians’ copyrights organization.
Right, the ASPCA.
Yeah, but who will protect you from Antifa?
Might they not protect me out of all I own?
Might they not protect me out of all I own?
You will be liberated.
Heh.
Also:
Rather brightened my day, that.
Golf clap.
Golf clap.
[ Taps forehead. ]
It’s all non-stop cunning and brilliance round here, you know.
I came to get the take on last night’s debate. The press here in the UK seem to think it was a walkover for Biden.
“I get called a fat t**t every time I walk past,” Nichols complained.
I came to get the take on last night’s debate.
Didn’t watch. Couldn’t muster much enthusiasm.
University “intellectuals” consider the possibility that since people enjoy watching college football “college football might help get us through these uncharacteristically difficult times.
Oh oh. Reverse ferret.
University “intellectuals” apologise unreservedly for “being caught in an ignorant racist moment”, clarify that “Black men … are conditioned by society and structural racism in ways that lure them into athletics”, that in fact “football — like COVID-19 — places Black bodies at disproportional risk”, and commit to a “long process of antiracist learning” by “unlearningandrelearningbylistening,reading,dialoguing,reflectingandwritingasameansforincreasingmyawarenessandknowledgeaboutsystemicracismandtheexperiencesofpeopleofcolorandpeoplewhoholdmarginalizedidentitiesdifferentfrommyown”.
And still people claim it’s like some sort of cult!
It was the train train wreck one could expect from Trump v Biden. I gave up 3/4 through. The only news being that either we have made huge (yuuuge?) progress in dementia treatments or the stories of Biden’s mental health situation are bizarrely misrepresented. The whole thing was just another clown show in the continuing context of the decline and fall of Western Civilization.
the take on last night’s debate
Despite the fact that I find Trump’s presidential performance to be surprisingly un-bad, I’ve no more interest in listening to his political bullshit than any other electioneering shit-weasel.
Wake me up when Biden’s aneurism pops.
I was extremely disappointed that Trump did not congratulate Biden on his Nobel Peace Prize nomination from one of y’alls labor party politicians. I think he’s off his game.
2020: A portal for carnivorous trans-dimensional demons with diamond-polymer skin.
I’m not worried.
“football — like COVID-19 — places Black bodies at disproportional risk”
Nobody tell him about the NHL.
Call Antifa about a burglary and these two rock up:
via Andy Ngo
football — like COVID-19 — places Black bodies at disproportional risk,
Like so many of his equally woke peers, Mr Mayhew seems keen to erase the agency of people with skin browner than his own. As if they should always and everywhere be seen as kind of flotsam, and therefore exempt from certain routine norms. As if they weren’t entirely human.
Like so many of his equally woke peers
Well, credit where credit’s due he has uncovered The White Man™s secret racist plan to undermine blacks by luring them into playing playing professional football where they will be lauded, féted, admired and lavished with ludicrous amounts of money so that…
Oh hold on, what was our secret plan again?
Oh hold on, what was our secret plan again?
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the deafening throb of our prototype fusion reactor.
Hm. It’s getting a little warm.
I think we may need to put a damp towel over it.
Nobody tell him about the NHL.
Football is racist because so many players are black.
Hockey is racist because so few players are black.
I am racist because I noticed this.
I think we may need to put a damp towel over it.
I’ll write this experiment up as “Mostly Successful” shall I?
Football is racist because so many players are black.
Hockey is racist because so few players are black.
I am racist because I noticed this.
That does seem to be the gist of it.
I’ll write this experiment up as “Mostly Successful” shall I?
I don’t wish to alarm anyone, but we may need a bigger, damper towel.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the deafening throb of our prototype fusion reactor.
Hm. It’s getting a little warm.
I think we may need to put a damp towel over it.
Been reading the user guides to operating the Chernobyl reactors again, have we?
The Guardian seems to think that Trump won, as it’s all outrage over The Donald, rather than gloating/triumphal about Biden’s performance.
I’ll just leave this here.
First world problem.
[ Quietly fixes avalanche of italics. ]
I’ll write this experiment up as “Mostly Successful” shall I?
This was a triumph
I’m making a note here – HUGE SUCCESS
Oh hold on, what was our secret plan again?
IIRC, something like two-thirds of NFL players are bankrupt within ten years of leaving the NFL.
No, it’s much worse than that.
It’s almost as if taking poorly educated nineteen-year-olds and giving them astronomical amounts of money for four years while quietly sweeping their antisocial behaviour under the carpet isn’t a good idea.
[ Searches Amazon for ‘towel’ and ‘gamma rays’. ]
[ Searches Amazon for ‘towel’ and ‘gamma rays’. ]
Mr. & Mrs. Sasquatch Towels
Or, if you prefer,
Hulk Towels
No, it’s much worse than that.
That doesn’t seem like so much a secret plan as the inevitable result of putting malevolent fuckwits in charge of education.
First world problem
Well, that story took a lot of effort. Was it peer-reviewed as well?
Reporting by Geert De Clercq, Tangi Salaun and Laurence Frost. Additional reporting by Sarah White, Dominique Vidalon, Blandine Henault, Jean-Michel Belot, Michel Rose, Gus Trompiz, Caroline Pailliez, Lucien Libert, Christian Lowe, Matthieu Protard, and Gwenaelle Barzic; Writing by Geert De Clercq; Editing by Gareth Jones, Timothy Heritage and Nick Macfie
Mr & Mrs Sasquatch Towels
And for that finishing touch to your body that will make you the envy of all your friends, use the recommended:
Hybrid V07 Optical Select High-Gloss Spray Sealant & Quick Detail Spray
I think we may need to put a damp towel over it.
My Ukrainian baba would just rub a little bacon grease on it from a used sour cream container that she kept in the back of the fridge. It fixed everything.
Steve E.: My great-grandmother, a truly formidable female, used to keep her bacon grease in a tin on the stove. She had no faith in refrigeration, but then she grew up in the era of the actual ice box, stocked by a burly man who brought the ice blocks, covered in burlap, from his horse-drawn wagon. Alas, bacon grease can’t fix quite everything, or I’d be slathering it on 24/7.
[ Reactor throb intensifies. ]
[Checking Ventusky for current wind directions from UK. Rereading Book of Revelations.]
Bit of bacon grease, David?