Friday Ephemera
Branding decision of note. (h/t, Damian) || They do this better than you do. (h/t, Dicentra) || Baby barn owl hears thunder. || Bus terminal rotation. || Abductees. || Objects in ice. || Mobile phone sales, animated. || Flat-lay inventories of emergency vehicles. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || A drone, some cheesy music and a roller-coaster. || Today’s words are impulse control issues. || Walking in the rain. || “A camera took images of a corpse every 30 minutes. The corpse showed signs of movement.” || Sanitation worker’s museum of trash. || Toilet-mirror note of note. || Heh. || Also heh. || At last, herbal tea on a lollypop stick. || And finally, when your headline includes the words “massive semen explosion.”
J. S. Bach’s Crab Canon on a Moebius strip.
massive semen explosion
Band name.
Objects in ice.
Fish, and plankton, sea greens, and protein from the sea.
Flat-lay inventories of emergency vehicles.
From the comments: Batteries not included. Some assembly required.
My aunt was trained in classical Thai dance but hulaed professionally. There’s not much demand for Thai classical dance.
Someone on Twitter said the dance shown was Chinese. I don’t know who’s right.
massive semen explosion
Band name.
Rainbow Kitten Surprise
Actual band.
‘Someone apparently put a decimal point in the wrong place’
https://o.canada.com/news/spain-builds-submarine-70-tons-too-heavy
Branding decision of note.
I had to check it was real. (It is.)
Morning, all.
This made me laugh.
But then, as you know, I’m a terrible, terrible person.
Andy Ngo interviews Douglas Murray.
This made me laugh.
“Warning”
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1174938880853700608
https://whdh.com/news/islam-is-right-about-women-flyers-spark-concern-in-winchester/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAip2O0-k10
“The corpse showed signs of movement”
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“British rapper Slowthai has sparked controversy after he held up a replica of Boris Johnson’s severed head at the Mercury Prize ceremony on Thursday evening.
Brandishing the dummy at the end of his performance, the 24-year-old rapper said:
‘F*** Boris Johnson, f*** everything and there ain’t nothing great about Britain.’
Members of the audience greeted his stunt with rapturous applause at the event in the Eventim Apollo in London.”
https://www.indy100.com/article/mercury-prize-slowthai-boris-johnson-dummy-head-brexit-prime-minister-9112981
Members of the audience greeted his stunt with rapturous applause”
Not our countrymen.
A drone, some cheesy music and a roller-coaster.
What sort of cheese was that?
Toilet-mirror note of note.
Sounds like the start of a horror film.
I wonder if Mr Slowthai knows the name of his MEP.
“Bus terminal rotation.”
Ah, but is it chewy?
“some cheesy music”
I think the word you’re groping for there is “awesome”. Although they need to re-shoot in the dark with more neon and dry ice.
“Warning”
I can’t help thinking of the Monty Python sketch: “And now, a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister…”. This is surely the new dividing line in politics: people who find this “scandal” utterly ridiculous and the sour-faced scolds working their knickers into a twist over it.
Would it be fair, in this instance, to say, “Lefties project“?
‘Someone apparently put a decimal point in the wrong place’
“Measure twice, cut once.” doesn’t translate into Spanish?
“What are witnessing is not the imminent extinction of the planet. It is the extinction of reason.“
Islam is RIGHT about women.
The sign itself is poetry; to squeeze so much meaning into five short words is a work of art. Honestly, it causes a deeper reaction and spurs more consideration than most of the performance art our gracious host shares with us here.
Also, I’m delighted by the social media posting from the woman who was interviewed in the news segment:
As the kids are so fond of saying: “Anything written before the word “but” is meaningless.”
‘Someone apparently put a decimal point in the wrong place’
I was under the impression that it was standard engineering practice in such projects to always have such work checked by a second engineer.
I wonder if Mr Slowthai knows the name of his MEP.
I see what you did there.
Somewhat related.
Twenty-first century headlines.
Checking in engineering is no longer required because we have CAD now.
…always have such work checked by a second engineer.
I believe that the plans were sent to Sr. Maňana for review.
Twenty-first century headlines.
Holy moly! Turns out there’s poetry everywhere around us!
Heh.
Heh.
As someone notes in reply, “Not yer call, lady.”
Very much related.
https://unherd.com/2019/09/why-ive-reported-douglas-murray-to-the-police/
“but you know who *really* tells it like it is…? Judith Butler!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8
Very much related
The problem, to my mind, with the word “bitch” is that a) it doesn’t really mean an awful lot and b) it sounds angry to the point of bitter. As if you’ve allowed the cow (hehe..) to get to you. As such it’s in danger of saying more about the person using the word than the person being..um..described.
More powerful surely, to calmly & pithily spell out the full extent of someone’s shortcomings. You’re usually rather better than me at that sort of thing, David, I’m sorry to say – your sentence about the “common little motives” of the people in question, for example.
Or one could say that some people, instead of using physical violence, ” manage to poison the world with their vindictiveness and resentment”. All a bit more creative, if also prolix.
Henry, you prolix little bitch…
Just seen someone on Twitter refer to Trudeau as ‘the Canadian Prime Minstrel’ and now I can’t stop laughing…
‘the Canadian Prime Minstrel’
A scenario presents itself.
All a bit more creative, if also prolix.
Am I being chastised?
Further to the Douglas Murray tweet in the post above, this, on the dishonesties of the gay press, seems apposite:
Do read the whole thing.
On the subject of Douglas Murray, this must surely be one of the classiest insults I think I’ve seen recently:
https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray/status/1174629362861314054
On cutting ripostes of note:
https://twitter.com/timfarron/status/1175035971068452864
the badlands of Wimbledon
Band name.
Chastised? Not a bit of it. Maybe I’m a bit of a sledgehammer, and not in the Peter Gabriel sense.
Anyway I’m hardly the biggest feminist in the world, am I? I just like your pointed descriptions more is all
Regarding the anti-Murray screed, who’s Lily Allen? A brief Google search suggests she’s a musician, but nothing about why somebody would include here with Mahatma Gandhi.
“British rapper Slowthai has sparked controversy after he held up a replica of Boris Johnson’s severed head at the Mercury Prize ceremony on Thursday evening.
How quickly everybody forgets the rodeo clown who was hounded out of a job for mocking Obama. But he wasn’t stunning, brave, or trangsressive because he was transgressing against the wrong people.
A scenario presents itself.
From that same Twitter feed: grave medical troubles in Jordan Peterson’s family:
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1175094341066514433
Within this piece by Andrew Sullivan … amazing how the mugging of reality has brought back some reasonableness on his part … is this by an actual teacher who demonstrates how much he loathes teaching a certain demographic of his students …
Now think if this were a teacher speaking about “Black boys”.
Now think if this were a teacher speaking about “Black boys”.
Today’s words are twisted and unfit.
See also.
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And let’s not forget this instructive little gem.
On a lighter note, Soviet soldiers and Eurythmics:
https://twitter.com/communistbops/status/1173691180967759872
And let’s not forget this instructive little gem.
I came of age in the 60s/70s, my awakening to a world beyond my sippy cup included the Civil Rights movement, Watts Riots, assassinations of JFK, RFK and MLK. My parents, very conservative and very principled, raised me to consider skin-color just another variation of appearance in the human race. I was told – by parents, teachers, pastors – that we must consider each individual AS an individual and regard color of skin like we would hair or eye color.
Now, that “judge by character not by skin” ethos is dismissed as “racist” itself. And the best way for wypeepo to stay in positions of authority is to consistently declare their hatred of self. Whether cynically or sincerely, the self-loathing isn’t going to ‘cure’ racism. It’s just another form of it. As Sullivan points out
It’s as if those “fight racism” SJWs actually want non-racist wypeepo to be racist.